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thanks Russel!! I did have a happy birfday actually, although it wasn't really wild. (unless you count the vodka and orange i just drank. only one, mind you. ugh, i actually feel a little queasy right now. WEAK.)
the only stain on it was that nobody that i invited from college is going to be able to come to my birfday party! what are YOU doing new years eve? lol. if you get stuck without a party (unlikely, knowing you) then feel free to casually drop by narrogin.
smokes 'r BAD, mmmk? *south park reference*
Birthday Haiku; It was my birthday Today, I am legally Allowed to drink now.
v. true. i'm still not willing to jump the really wrong ones, but maybe i should just pounce on the next attractive boy i see and ignore the "...then they have to like you back" phase. OH BOY THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME.
okay i really am going to clean the house now, hope that no attractive mormons come a-knockin.
the only stain on it was that nobody that i invited from college is going to be able to come to my birfday party! what are YOU doing new years eve? lol. if you get stuck without a party (unlikely, knowing you) then feel free to casually drop by narrogin.
smokes 'r BAD, mmmk? *south park reference*
Birthday Haiku;
It was my birthday
Today, I am legally
Allowed to drink now.
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okay i really am going to clean the house now, hope that no attractive mormons come a-knockin.
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you are as poetic as
geriatric cock.
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sat on a motherfucking mat
denigrating ro.
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but count the syllables in
the second line, dick.
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fight fight fight fight fight fight fight.
oh yeah, that's the stuff.
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syllables in the second line
RULES SHOULD BE BROKEN
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Ha, I am Russell.
You had better believe it.
NOT Moriarty.
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nonsensical poetry
is not the aim here.
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moriarty cannot write
poetry at all?
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that WAS moriarty.
no need for abuse.
oh and by the way,
in response to previous
maverick comments;
i think it's okay
to change syllabic patterns,
but it's NOT haiku.
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after a night of court-ing
i have been left... dead.
it was fun, perhaps?
no, it got lame quite fast.
how you enquire?
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or en-quire? it's not easy,
all these syllables.
so why was the court
only mediocre? i
am disappointed.
guess i won't ask the
inevitable, though i
would rather like to.
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moriarty? and why's he
speaking for russel?
haiku is over-
-rated. this must be easy
for the japanese.
our english language
is not meant to fit into
these silly haikus.
for the record, folks,
i think en-kwy-err is the
pronunciation.
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you see, updating for me,
whilst i am quite drunk.
we were debating
on "en-kwy-er" and "en-kyer"
and chose the latter.
it seems, however,
that you both choose the prior.
interesting yes?
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