Daddy's tweets

[dr_shocker]

• 23:13 So neurotic, and such a creep. Normal. #
• 10:13 Just freaked out, took lunch break at 9 am to drive home to make sure I turned the oven off. #
• 10:14 Which it was...of course. I'm an idiot. #
• 18:59 Is it pathetic to eat strawberries in the bath tub? (Note: I have not yet mixed fruits and baths.) #
• 19:02 I think you can eat almost anything in

Comments

[vintagetshirt56]

your neuroses are hilarious, carmen.

strawberries + bathtub + someone else feeding them to you = sexy.
strawberries + bathtub + alone = a little weird.

also, only you would get into a tweeting conversation with yourself about eating in a bathtub.