Eeney, Miney, MAGIC!

[dr_necromancer]

By the dark gods below, I have been forced against my will into the VERY HEART OF THE NETHERWORLD! So be it! Whatever foul fiend has kidnapped me shall RUE THE DAY they made themselves the enemy of DR. ORPHEUS: NECROMANCER EXTRAORDINARE!!

…*ahem*…That was a good speech, it’s too bad there was no one around to see it. I shall have to remember that

Comments

[deadpandevourer]

Yo.

[dr_necromancer]

Well hello there small child. Are you lost? Though how a child would end up in the Netherworld is beyond my knowing. Maybe I can help you find your mommy and daddy.

[deadpandevourer]

*whispers unknowable secrets of space into Orpheus's ear*

[dr_necromancer]

*Flees*

[enemy_of_living]

Dr. Orpheus huh? Extraordinaire...
... haven't heard of ya.

[dr_necromancer]

Young lady, you should be thankful that you have not heard of me! Mine is the lot of DEFENDING THE NATURAL ORDER OF THE UNIVERSE! If you have never seen HORRIBLE BEASTS FROM THE FAR PLANE have not invaded and destroyed the world, then that is because I am doing my job properly.

[enemy_of_living]

There are a lot of terrible beasts on my world. Does that mean you aren't doing your job properly?

[dr_necromancer]

Or, possibly, that you and I are from different worlds. The netherworld is well known to be a dimensional crossroads.

[no_dad_no]

It could've used an evil laugh.

[dr_necromancer]

Maybe if I were evil.

[no_dad_no]

Well that's your first problem. What's the point of being a necromancer if you're not even evil? What do you bring back to life? Puppies? Orphans? Orphaned puppies?

[dr_necromancer]

People, mainly.

[icaststhespells]

Oh sweet tentacled lords of chaos, Red Mage and Garland had a baby. Hold still, this will only take a second.

[dr_necromancer]

Why isn't anyone here happy to see me? For heaven's sake put that down, you're going to hurt someone.

*attempts to magic the knife out of Black Mage's frail, girly hands*

[icaststhespells]

Not "someone". You. That's kind of the point!

*hangs on and goes flying along with it*

Yeargh! Stop that!

[dr_necromancer]

So you can kill me? I'm not feeling very motivated to stop.