I hate this city

[dr_joan_leland]

Rumor has it that Crane might be back from the dead as a zombie. Know this, undead-Jonathan: I will put a bullet between your eyes in a heartbeat. That office is mine now.

ETA: Uh-oh. There seem to be a lot more of them outside the gates. Time to start shooting.

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[androgyneninja]

Need to borrow my gun, Doctor?

[dr_joan_leland]

Thank you for the offer, but I have one of my own.

[itsthescarecrow]

I DON'T WANT IT BACK. IF I DID, I WOULD HAVE IT.

I PROMISE YOU THAT.

YOUR BRAIN ISN'T WORTHY OF A PLACE IN MY DIGESTIVE SYSTEM. AN OFFICE IS AN OFFICE IS AN OFFICE. I CAN BUY A NEW ONE.

[dr_joan_leland]

Hmm. In that case, I will kill you for the sheer joy of killing you. After all, no body likes a zombie.

[itsthescarecrow]

YOU CAN'T SPEAK FOR EVERYBODY.

I WISH YOU THE BEST OF LUCK. IN WHICH I MEAN I HOPE THAT WHATEVER ZOMBIE DOES EVENTUALLY END YOU WILL MAKE IT QUICK AND PAINLESS.

OF COURSE, PAINLESS ISN'T IN OUR NATURE.

[dr_joan_leland]

I can speak for everyone who doesn't want to be eaten by zombies, so that's a large percentage of the human race.

Oh, they won't get me. I keep the Zombie Survival Guide on my desk for just this occasion. Living in Gotham, it never hurts to be prepared.

[harvey_twoface]

Need a hand, Doc? I think you've got things well under control but I'm kind of bored and murder sounds cathartic.

[dr_joan_leland]

I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that last part and accept your offer.