Another adventure in stream-of-consciousness:

1. Okay, seriously - I'm becoming very wary of reading comm comments about the spoilers for 7x15. It seems to have tipped very far in favor of hysterical/delusional. Like, finding minute details of the promos or "subtext" in spoilers and going off on the least logical conclusions possible. It's giving me ( Read more... )

Title: The Prurience of Pain
Author: Me, dr_anitacoffee
Rating: R
Pairings: House/Cuddy
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Not my characters, all my words. Mature audiences only.
Summary: The sensuality and sexuality of Lisa Cuddy is, literally, painful. Written for the awesome london_fan in return for the coolest pocket calendar ever.

prurience, pruriency
an ( Read more... )

 Tonight's episode of House was epic for three reasons: 1. Candice MotherFucking Bergen 2. It was such an awesome ep after so many not at all awesome ones 3. The facial expressions of the actors were just so insanely perfect it blew my mind.

I've been a drama nerd since I was all of eight, and one of the things that I believe makes an actor/actress ( Read more... )

 House (Promo for Larger Than Life, Lockdown x 4)


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Title: Four Ways to Make a Blue-Eyed Child
Author: Me, dr_anitacoffee
Rating: PG
Pairings: Quite a few
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Not my characters, all my words.
Summary: Four people, four combinations, four scenarios. Based on the observation that there are a disproportionate number of people with blue eyes on the show. All vignettes are set circa ( Read more... )

To go along with the rendering I did of Cuddy's Facebook page, here's my rendering of House's Facebook page. I know a lot of people asked if I'd make the one for Cuddy a bit longer, but it takes a deceptively long time to get even a page of this size together, so this will have to do. Sorry! If someone else would like to try making one, however, ( Read more... )

Another Chanukah oneshot, this one more serious than "Squagel." Five drabbles, the first four inspired by the four sides of a dreidel and the corresponding meanings, the fifth by the meaning of the sides as a whole. All of them are set during Chanukah, although they're set in different years and not in chronological order.

If you're not familiar ( Read more... )

Title: Squagel
Author: Me, dr_anitacoffee
Pairing: Huddy
Rating: PG, for smokin' hot legs
Spoilers: Nope
Disclaimer: Not my characters, all my words.
Summary: Just a silly little piece for Chanukah.

Squagel

“Morning.”

Cuddy glanced up from a pile of forms, pen still poised. “It’s twelve-thirty. Please tell me you’re not just getting in.”

“Well my boss was ( Read more... )

Lisa Cuddy, MD: Owner of House's balls
A 100 x 100 tribute to the lady


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 Ah, premiere week. The beacon of light at the end of the summer that tortures me from May to September. As a student, it was the sole reason I had to look forward to the start of school (that and escaping the California/Massachusetts/New York heat that made my Jew fro truly Jewtastic).

Thus, this is just the House recap, because it is 5:30 am and I ( Read more... )