Robbed, Buried, Torture Armand
Some silly little mortals tried to rob me and bury me alive.
I'd like to say that I killed them and turned them into a nice French cuisine but it didn't happen that way. I'm not sure exactly how they managed to drag me out of my home and throw me into a six foot hole and throw tons of dirt on me without me blinking an eye or even twitching. I slept there for two days before I realized what happened and feasted on little dirt creatures as I dug my way out.
Mortals are never hard to find, so I tracked down these stupid bastards, made a nice Mexican dish and took all my stuff back home.
I was thrilled to finally have something to do.
Then a week passed and I was bored again.
So to entertain myself I started sending children's things to Armand's house. Coloring books, Barbies, GI Joes, LOTR action figures, dress-up kits.... it was all meant to piss him off, but he liked it. So I sent him an exercise bike and a Pilates video with a message attatched saying 'Your ass is fat. Fix it.' and a mountain of dog shit was on my front steps.
That mountain of dog shit is now placed in various shampoo and facial cream bottles, I hope Daniel doesn't get to them.
I'd like to say that I killed them and turned them into a nice French cuisine but it didn't happen that way. I'm not sure exactly how they managed to drag me out of my home and throw me into a six foot hole and throw tons of dirt on me without me blinking an eye or even twitching. I slept there for two days before I realized what happened and feasted on little dirt creatures as I dug my way out.
Mortals are never hard to find, so I tracked down these stupid bastards, made a nice Mexican dish and took all my stuff back home.
I was thrilled to finally have something to do.
Then a week passed and I was bored again.
So to entertain myself I started sending children's things to Armand's house. Coloring books, Barbies, GI Joes, LOTR action figures, dress-up kits.... it was all meant to piss him off, but he liked it. So I sent him an exercise bike and a Pilates video with a message attatched saying 'Your ass is fat. Fix it.' and a mountain of dog shit was on my front steps.
That mountain of dog shit is now placed in various shampoo and facial cream bottles, I hope Daniel doesn't get to them.