Response #15
Dear Dr. Clive,
I really like this girl I go to school with. She smells appallingly luscious, like freesias or something, and it's all I can do not to jump on her in chem lab and drink her blood. But if I did that, I'd mess things up for my family, and also I'd have no prom date. How can I stave off my throbbing biological urges long enough to go to prom in style?
Yours truly,
Frantic in Forks
P.S. Also I think I might be gay.
Dear Sparkly Ponce,
You're gay. And wanky.
Twilightly,
Dr. Clive
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I really like this girl I go to school with. She smells appallingly luscious, like freesias or something, and it's all I can do not to jump on her in chem lab and drink her blood. But if I did that, I'd mess things up for my family, and also I'd have no prom date. How can I stave off my throbbing biological urges long enough to go to prom in style?
Yours truly,
Frantic in Forks
P.S. Also I think I might be gay.
Dear Sparkly Ponce,
You're gay. And wanky.
Twilightly,
Dr. Clive
Got a question? Need some advice? Comment here. Do not use this entry's comments to ask a new question, especially if you're some poofy vampire.