4.0.
Casey was the clear winner of the heir poll, so let's begin shall we? last time, Casey graduated, there was a rockin' teen party, Brianna kicked some girl's ass and was just a boss in general, Olive grew into a teen, Morgan graduated and was subsequently ignored (poor bb), Gavin got old, and then Brianna graduated and had a birthday, and now on with Generation 4!
it's Bri's graduation, she looks thrilled.
Bri: Let the worshiping commence.
the chunky dude from Bri's party graduated with her, i thought that was kinda cute tbh.
Bri graduated Valedictorian, and got voted Most Popular.
Bri: I win so hard.
these two have been getting along really well lately, it's starting to freak me out a little.
Casey gave Bri a graduation present (it was a camera, how sweet is that shit?)
that next day Brianna invited over her new friend Anastasia Tripp. she is 'effing adorable.
Bri: My family sucks, let's get the hell out of here.
Bri got the brilliant idea to hit the gym. i smell failure in their future >.>
*HUFF/PUFF*
Bri: *puff* This sucks! *pant* Let's go to Simbucks.
Ana: *wheeze* I could go for a coconut frappuccino right now, ngl.
meanwhile, Olive goes to prom, and because i am a horrible person and forgot she was even having one, i forgot to get her a date, so... she had to go solo.
however, Olive's night was far from dull...
here is Olive's failtastic Prom picture.
so, throughout the course of the evening it was declared that Olive was Prom Queen, even without a date, that she asked a poor loner kid in the corner to dance because she felt bad for him and he shot her down and threw a drink in her face, that some other girl was wearing the same dress as her and upon politely asking the girl to change they got into a fight, where Olive whipped the girl's ass accordingly for her insolence.
AND the kid who i was originally going to have Olive ask to prom got up the nerve to ask her to dance all on his lonesome, and asked if she wanted to be his girlfriend. d'awwwwwwwwwwwww. all in all, i'd say her prom was a success without my intervention.
Olive's crown.
Casey was grunging it up in his holy clothes and likely not smelling too good when finally Brianna and Ana came home from doing girly things together.
*smolder*
Casey: Hey.
Ana: Hey.
Casey: You're hot.
he is so suave.
*gigglegiggle*
Olive: Doesn't anyone care that I am home from prom?
Casey: Not even remotely, now gtfo when grownups are talking.
things progressed from there, and they went on several successful dates and Casey got a job as an architect to support the dozens of babies he is about to have.
Ana even showed up to Olive's honors ceremony.
and she wore her prom outfit. how... speshul.
Olive: It's pretty, don't judge me.
Casey: Thanks for coming to my little sister's ceremony, that was really cool of you.
Ana: No problem, it was kind of cute.
Casey: You're kind of cute.
Ana: *blushgiggletwitter*
and things got more intense...
*SUCKSINAIR*
*OMNOMNOMNOM*
because i am, as previously stated, a mean person, Sienna celebrated her birthday alone. outside.
she makes a cute old granny.
Casey: Hold that thought, I have something I need to ask you real quick.
Ana: Hurry up dude, I want a cheeseburger I am starving.
Casey: Anastasia Tripp, would you do me the honor of being my wife?
*GASP*
*SHOCKED DISBELIEF*
Ana: YESYESYES!
Ana: Look at how shiny it is! I can't even.
*bling bling*
and the ensuing cluster eff of Doyles during the wedding.
Greta: My daughter's wedding was much nicer than this. Pffffff.
Sienna: I am drunk bitches, what's up!?
nice to see everyone put on their best clothes. *SARCASM*
Wedding Spam:
Everyone: D'AWWWWWW
Meadow's Daughter: *SOB*
Uncle Ethan: *ditto*
Meadow's Daughter: Love is just SO BEAUTIFUL!
Olive: Yay! Can I have Casey's old room? Brianna is a total bitch.
gettin' ready to cut the cake.
and the usual chaos whenever cake is involved.
Meadow: Dis some good cake.
UNCLE JACK WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD.
oh, Shelly... SP was not kind to you bb.
i could think of worse places to get married, for sure.
Bri: I totally get all the credit for hooking you two up. You're welcome.
and they roll up to the new Casa in their expensive Bwan Speedster. livin' the life, yo.
the new Doyle residence which i copied from Better Homes and gardens, but with a few alterations. yes, i had to cheat like a mofo in order to get it to look how i wanted, don't judge me >.>
and now, a tour:
the best part of working from home? doin' it in your jammies.
onward with the baby makin'.
*post coital satisfaction*
and straight back to work like a boss.
*pop*
Ana: *IS SO EXCITED*
Ana: Hello, Bri? Guess what?
Ana: We're havin' childrens!
and now, the incubation process in a nutshell:
(cue elevator music)
*calmly walks to the car*
Casey: Um, you sure you're okay to drive babe?
Ana: I got this shit. And don't call me "babe", you douche.
Casey: Duly noted.
this fail happened right out front of the hospital, way to go fellas. if you're gonna decapitate someone you might as well do i tin front of hospital, it's much more efficient.
Olive?
Olive: DID THAT BITCH BRIANNA TELL YOU I HAVE THE CLAP!? I WILL KILL HER!
um... no?
Olive: Oh, I mean... LOL WUT?
meet Brendan Doyle.
happy larvae is happy.
family shot! say it with me now, d'awwwwwwwww
i hope he turns out cute.
Ana: Who's my cute little larvae? THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE!
so, Casey goes to this bitch's house to redo her house for her and she comes walking up to inspect his work doin' the pimp walk with her cane. i was in awe of this woman's total bossness.
work it gurl.
while i was riding the Lollercoaster with Casey and his client, i sort of missed the baby's birthday, but it's okay, i got the tale end of it. i have said it before, i will say it again, i am a terrible person >.>
Brendan: You put me on the floor. Are you serious? FAIL.
........................................................................................................
I CANNOT ESCAPE THE BLONDE!!!! CURSE YOU MARY-ANNE! CUUUURRRSSSEEEE YYYOOOOOUUUUUU
however, he is cute as hale, blonde or no. (please excuse my walls half down in the background, how embarrassing)
prepare to be spammed.
he is a cute baby, which usually ends in failure, but since his father was such a cute baby and turned into a stone cold fox, i retain hope that Brendan will in turn be just as sexeh in his future. i think he looks like his mother already, though he has Casey's green eyes. anyhoo, that is all for now thanks for reading! muah! <3 <3 <3
it's Bri's graduation, she looks thrilled.
Bri: Let the worshiping commence.
the chunky dude from Bri's party graduated with her, i thought that was kinda cute tbh.
Bri graduated Valedictorian, and got voted Most Popular.
Bri: I win so hard.
these two have been getting along really well lately, it's starting to freak me out a little.
Casey gave Bri a graduation present (it was a camera, how sweet is that shit?)
that next day Brianna invited over her new friend Anastasia Tripp. she is 'effing adorable.
Bri: My family sucks, let's get the hell out of here.
Bri got the brilliant idea to hit the gym. i smell failure in their future >.>
*HUFF/PUFF*
Bri: *puff* This sucks! *pant* Let's go to Simbucks.
Ana: *wheeze* I could go for a coconut frappuccino right now, ngl.
meanwhile, Olive goes to prom, and because i am a horrible person and forgot she was even having one, i forgot to get her a date, so... she had to go solo.
however, Olive's night was far from dull...
here is Olive's failtastic Prom picture.
so, throughout the course of the evening it was declared that Olive was Prom Queen, even without a date, that she asked a poor loner kid in the corner to dance because she felt bad for him and he shot her down and threw a drink in her face, that some other girl was wearing the same dress as her and upon politely asking the girl to change they got into a fight, where Olive whipped the girl's ass accordingly for her insolence.
AND the kid who i was originally going to have Olive ask to prom got up the nerve to ask her to dance all on his lonesome, and asked if she wanted to be his girlfriend. d'awwwwwwwwwwwww. all in all, i'd say her prom was a success without my intervention.
Olive's crown.
Casey was grunging it up in his holy clothes and likely not smelling too good when finally Brianna and Ana came home from doing girly things together.
*smolder*
Casey: Hey.
Ana: Hey.
Casey: You're hot.
he is so suave.
*gigglegiggle*
Olive: Doesn't anyone care that I am home from prom?
Casey: Not even remotely, now gtfo when grownups are talking.
things progressed from there, and they went on several successful dates and Casey got a job as an architect to support the dozens of babies he is about to have.
Ana even showed up to Olive's honors ceremony.
and she wore her prom outfit. how... speshul.
Olive: It's pretty, don't judge me.
Casey: Thanks for coming to my little sister's ceremony, that was really cool of you.
Ana: No problem, it was kind of cute.
Casey: You're kind of cute.
Ana: *blushgiggletwitter*
and things got more intense...
*SUCKSINAIR*
*OMNOMNOMNOM*
because i am, as previously stated, a mean person, Sienna celebrated her birthday alone. outside.
she makes a cute old granny.
Casey: Hold that thought, I have something I need to ask you real quick.
Ana: Hurry up dude, I want a cheeseburger I am starving.
Casey: Anastasia Tripp, would you do me the honor of being my wife?
*GASP*
*SHOCKED DISBELIEF*
Ana: YESYESYES!
Ana: Look at how shiny it is! I can't even.
*bling bling*
and the ensuing cluster eff of Doyles during the wedding.
Greta: My daughter's wedding was much nicer than this. Pffffff.
Sienna: I am drunk bitches, what's up!?
nice to see everyone put on their best clothes. *SARCASM*
Wedding Spam:
Everyone: D'AWWWWWW
Meadow's Daughter: *SOB*
Uncle Ethan: *ditto*
Meadow's Daughter: Love is just SO BEAUTIFUL!
Olive: Yay! Can I have Casey's old room? Brianna is a total bitch.
gettin' ready to cut the cake.
and the usual chaos whenever cake is involved.
Meadow: Dis some good cake.
UNCLE JACK WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD.
oh, Shelly... SP was not kind to you bb.
i could think of worse places to get married, for sure.
Bri: I totally get all the credit for hooking you two up. You're welcome.
and they roll up to the new Casa in their expensive Bwan Speedster. livin' the life, yo.
the new Doyle residence which i copied from Better Homes and gardens, but with a few alterations. yes, i had to cheat like a mofo in order to get it to look how i wanted, don't judge me >.>
and now, a tour:
the best part of working from home? doin' it in your jammies.
onward with the baby makin'.
*post coital satisfaction*
and straight back to work like a boss.
*pop*
Ana: *IS SO EXCITED*
Ana: Hello, Bri? Guess what?
Ana: We're havin' childrens!
and now, the incubation process in a nutshell:
(cue elevator music)
*calmly walks to the car*
Casey: Um, you sure you're okay to drive babe?
Ana: I got this shit. And don't call me "babe", you douche.
Casey: Duly noted.
this fail happened right out front of the hospital, way to go fellas. if you're gonna decapitate someone you might as well do i tin front of hospital, it's much more efficient.
Olive?
Olive: DID THAT BITCH BRIANNA TELL YOU I HAVE THE CLAP!? I WILL KILL HER!
um... no?
Olive: Oh, I mean... LOL WUT?
meet Brendan Doyle.
happy larvae is happy.
family shot! say it with me now, d'awwwwwwwww
i hope he turns out cute.
Ana: Who's my cute little larvae? THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE!
so, Casey goes to this bitch's house to redo her house for her and she comes walking up to inspect his work doin' the pimp walk with her cane. i was in awe of this woman's total bossness.
work it gurl.
while i was riding the Lollercoaster with Casey and his client, i sort of missed the baby's birthday, but it's okay, i got the tale end of it. i have said it before, i will say it again, i am a terrible person >.>
Brendan: You put me on the floor. Are you serious? FAIL.
........................................................................................................
I CANNOT ESCAPE THE BLONDE!!!! CURSE YOU MARY-ANNE! CUUUURRRSSSEEEE YYYOOOOOUUUUUU
however, he is cute as hale, blonde or no. (please excuse my walls half down in the background, how embarrassing)
prepare to be spammed.
he is a cute baby, which usually ends in failure, but since his father was such a cute baby and turned into a stone cold fox, i retain hope that Brendan will in turn be just as sexeh in his future. i think he looks like his mother already, though he has Casey's green eyes. anyhoo, that is all for now thanks for reading! muah! <3 <3 <3