3.5.

Jun 09, 2011 22:44

EDIT: SORRY I LOCKED IT! omg, i am such a dumbass.

last time: birthdays, tree-houses, teen parties - oh my! the Doyles were kickin' it Generations style with their usual fail, and now for more of their shenanigans! however, be warned, thar be 100+ images up ahead...




Casey and the babysitter (whose name is Marie, i remembered this time lol) went to Prom in their street duds, because like a dumbass i did not change their clothes). unfortunately, epic fail happened soon after.



rather than take the limo Casey ran, and ran, and ran, and ran some more...



until finally he ran the entire length of Sunset Valley and ended up at the high school - without his date.



*crickets*

eventually she made it there via taxi, where lo and behold Casey was elected prom King. he is just awesome like that, here is their prom picture:



i don't know why Marie has taken the guy's position in this, but, all righty.



since Morgan was still grounded for Casey's party - L-O-FRACKIN'-L by the way - Sienna did not allow her to attend prom, though she did let her have a slumber party.



which was apparently so lame everyone went to sleep immediately.



more fail. i couldn't get Morgan to stop sneaking constantly, and this bitch in the coral skirt wouldn't render >.>



it was Brianna's birthday, and a bunch of little kids showed up to the party. this kid here started proceeding over his imaginary royal court like a boss.



Brianna: FINALLY. Now I can start getting into some real trouble.



YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!



Olive is the only one not enjoying herself.

Olive: Screw you, Brianna you bitch.



Brianna: Whatever skank, I am about ready to get boobs and a menstrual cycle, enjoy your training bra and little kiddie friends, beeeeeotch.



*dazzle*



WHOASHIT



Brianna: Oh yeah, waaaaay better looking than Morgan. Eat that, horse-face.



her first act as a teenager: to kick out all the little kids who had came to her party.

Brianna: Okay, you can go away now, thanks for the presents and stuff, buh bye.



Brianna: Suckers.



Morgan got the old nursery (with its butterfly wallpaper) for her own room now, so no more sharing with anyone. i found it deserved, poor girl had to room with Brianna that entire time.



Olive: Cannot unsee.

Casey: Uh, get the hell out of here.



Brianna's trophy for ballet.



Morgan was still doing the glitchy skulk, so i had to move them out and plop them back down again.



Casey went to attend the award ceremony that he got for all his extra school activities, as well as being on the honor roll. d'awww.



here is his trophy for being in sports club.



and music club, as well as his prom king crown and the flowers Marie gave him.



Olive is the last child in the house, so she is livin' it up with all the toys and dress up clothes.



and imaginary submarine adventures lol



as well as exclusive rights to the treehouse.

Olive: It's good to be me, I don't care what the heinous bitch Brianna says.



Sienna, still speshul as ever.



Olive has her dance recital, it was very cute. the whole family attended.



Brianna has been hitting the books pretty hard, trying to catch up on old homework. she rolled "get on the honor roll", so i have been trying to make her do all her homework best i can. she was pretty far behind.



meanwhile, it was Olive's birthday!



she looks just like her mother, only not as pretty



she was not ready to be a teen, as you can see, and spent quite a bit of time trailing her fingers through the sand caught up in some childhood reminiscence. don't worry bb, being a teen isn't so bad.



Brianna learned how to drive, and failed at it far less than her siblings did, if you can believe that.



for Casey's birthday the Doyles went all out and had a water-slide party in the park, and invited the whole family and a special someone who Sienna hadn't counted on actually showing up...



Nick the Dick.



Ethan: OH SNAP.



Sienna: Shit.



Dakota: I never liked you, punkass. Ruin my nephews party and I will bury you, understand?

Nick: I ain't afraid of you, old man.



Olive is so adorable <3



Gavin kept his cool and cooked up some veggie burgers, though i am pretty sure he wanted to tear off Nick's face.



which he managed to not do for like an hour.

Gavin: You are at your son's birthday party, you mind actually participating instead of sitting there working like an asshat?

Nick: Uh-huh, that's nice Devon.

Gavin: It's Gavin.

Nick: That's nice.



and the epic confrontation between father and son, it was bound to happen people, the guy has been absent from his life for 20 some odd years.



Casey: Why did you even show up if all you are going to do is sit there and work on your fucking laptop? Just go home if my birthday is such an inconvenience for you.



Nick: Look, Casey, I am sorry I haven't been a part of your life, but your mother's family hasn't exactly made it easy for me, they don't even want me here, kid.



Casey: Yeah, maybe they'd be nicer if you hadn't gotten my mother pregnant and abandoned her, you fucking tool.



Nick: DON'T YOU TALK TO ME THAT WAY-!



Gavin: Back the hell off of my son, Nick, all right? Go cool off before you do something stupider than usual.



Nick: All right, fine, I am going, all right.



things were a bit tense after that, but the birthday must go on!



*SPARKLEZ*



Casey Doyle, now with chest hair!



Gavin: Look, Casey, don't let your father get to you-

Casey: He's not my father, you are. A father is the man who stuck around to raise you, not the sperm donor.



Gavin: I'd hug it out, but, ah, I think we're beyond that kinda mushy crap, don't you.

Casey: Oh thank god, yes.

and things got back to normal around the Doyle household, with Casey and Gavin holding an unspoken and mutual 'spect for one another, and Sienna feeling horrible for inviting Nick in the first place, and with Brianna's attitude getting worse than ever...



Brianna: Whatever. *is so over it*



she went on a field trip and her teacher got onto her for not sitting down and talking, so she decided to prank call him.



Brianna: Ahahaha! Classic.



she and Marie toilet papered the principal's office, as well as went doorbell ditching. it was too dark to get a good shot of Marie snickering in the background.



Random Lady: *is confused* Who rang my damn bell?



Bri is so badass she egged her own Uncle's house. ilu Brianna <3



Bri: *strolls in at 5 am* Project Mayhem concluded.



UNF.



Casey goes off to graduate looking very "IDGAF". soon after all of the adults, Casey included, went on a vacation. you know what that means, right? TEEN PARTY.



Brianna threw a party and invited this guy she likes.



yeah, that's the way you get a guy to like you, beat him with a pillow.



she is so cute.



so she got the brilliant idea to start dancing with some guy to make the boy jealous (i forget his name.. big surprise).



Olive ordered pizza, of course.

Olive: OMG PIZZA. *snnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiifffffffffff*



Brianna: Is he watching me? Is he jealous?



say what? he is dancing with some ho!

Brianna: OH HALE NAW.



Morgan: Oh shit.



Olive: Shit just got real.



Brianna: Back the hell off you flat chested skank! I am about ready to kick your ass!



Doyle Cousin: Kick her ass!



Skanky Ho: Don't test me, bitch! I WILL CUT YOU.



Brianna: Oh no you did not just say that.



*bitchslap*



Brianna: I AM GONNA TEAR YOUR FACE OFF!



Morgan: *calls everyone they know* Holy shit, Brianna is gonna give this chick a beat down!



*hurl*



the audacity of this kid, dancing with some other girl while these two cat fight over him. tsk.



*rage face*



ass officially kicked.



Morgan: Yeah, you better run!



Guy: That was so hot.



Brianna: Damn right it was hot, I am a fine ass bitch, you better recognize.



*smooch*



kids started passing out left and right.



Brianna: SHIT! SHIT! VACATE! GO THE FUCK HOME! PARENTALS ARRIVE IN 2 HOURS!



Sienna: YOU GOT IN A FIGHT! Go stand in the corner young lady, I have had it!

Brianna: You are out your mind if you think I am gonna-



Sienna: GET IN THE CORNER.

Gavin: Better recognize, foo'.



Bri: So frackin' humiliating.



Casey: Nobody puts Baby in a corner. Sorry, couldn't resist.

Brianna: FU.



Olive: I'll never throw wild teenage parties again, just don't make me clean the toilet! *pout*



and Morgan went to her honors ceremony. she will age into a young adult veerrryyy soon.



LIKENOW!



who pissed in your Wheaties, Morgan? dayum.



Brianna and that guy went on a date.



and are officially dating.



Brianna got this for her work on the school newspaper.



this is what Bri would have worn to prom, had the game given her one. LAME.



grown up Marie!



clearly they are still dating >.>



amidst all the excitement of whatever the hell was going on at the time, Gavin had his birthday in the bathroom.



Gavin: SONOFA-



and now, Bri's birthday... and AN HEIR POLL. clickity click to see what she looks like all grown up and to vote for who should be heir, even though Olive is still a teen >.>  (EDIT: all of the kids from Gen. 3 have been added to the download area!)
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