3.4.
i have successfully loaded the Doyles into Generations, and there seems to be only mild glitching (mostly with Gavin, poor fella), so i have an update for you! it would seem now that your sim children get to experience so much more, that either my updates are going to have to be much longer, or i am going to have to extend my segments past .5, which is when i usually hold the heir poll. i don't know yet, but this update is pretty long. anyway, a refresher: Brianna had a birthday, Casey was scopin' crotches on the trampoline, Grandpa Charlie died, there was a funeral, and Sienna aged into an adult. on with the show!
upon loading the ol' Doyle Casa, it was discovered that there were quite a few things missing from the house that i did not have the patience to track down again and put in the game, so i just decided to move them to a new (much larger) house. this is the new EA lot packaged with Generations called: Kid Friendly, Mother Approved. i, of course, gutted it and redid the entire house. this is something of a hobby for me, i like to de-shit EA houses >.> lol
(please excuse the bed which is still outside for some reason, i forgot i left it out there while i was rearranging)
view of the backyard. it has a lot of room, so the kids are going to go nuts with it.
first thing i did was have Sienna take Olive on a stroll around town, i absolutely love this interaction, the babies point at things and babble to themselves, it is adorable. only thing i don't like is that if they get to a "steep" part of the road, they carry the baby a ways then plop it back in the stroller.
Olive: Yes, Jeeves, drive the towncar 'round the neighborhood so I can sneer disapprovingly at everyone. Pip, pip cheerio.
apparently i have made her channel a snobby aristocrat, don't ask me, i haven't had enough coffee today lol
for some reason it gave her the memory "Visited the Pool"... even though they did no such thing. i really hope they fix some of these glitches soon, it is redonkulous.
Morgan face planted her first time on the waterslide. it looked painful.
Morgan: Mrrrffff!
Casey is a C student, not too shitty, not too good. he likes to keep himself on the edge, you get more chicks that way. sorta.
Morgan and Brianna share a room together, and those two get along like cats and dogs, so i think this arrangement might be somewhat unwise. they fight CONSTANTLY.
Meanwhile Casey gets his own room, because he is the oldest, and he is a boy, so he kinda needs his own space. and he's one of my favorites *shiftyeyes*
plenty of trouble to get into in this room, i can assure you.
Morgan: And my first act as Queen will be to behead the evil Bitch Brianna, and tote her head on a pike for all the realm to see that this is what happens to a ho, when you be messin' with Morgan. *snap snap headweave*
Morgan gets a little self-righteous on her birthday, don't mind her.
Gavin's face, LOL XD
Morgan: Oh crap, the smoke it burns...
and teenage Morgan is still... a little homely. i still love her, but she is like a female version of her father, which is smexy on a man, but not so much on a girl >.>
she has pretty eyes though. anyway, it is now officially Y2K! *dances to Will Smith*
Casey got a bit of makeover, nothin' special.
Morgan and Sienna decided it would be an awesome idea to go into Casey's sanctuary and have a pillow fight. this violates the privacy clause Casey put in place, and will result in the locking of his door to commence as soon as these two gtfo.
which by the looks of it won't be for a long time.
Morgan: HIIIIIIYAAAAAAAH!
well, she isn't all fug-monster, just a little mannish is all. poor bb.
Sienna: Ow! FUCK! You got me in the eye!
Morgan: Wait, mom, I've got a wicked crick in my neck.
Sienna: *does not give a shit*
post impact.
nailed her right in the face.
Morgan: *blinding smile*
Morgan: That hurt, mom.
Sienna: Get over it, chump.
can you feel the love?
since Morgan had an entire day to herself with her mother, without any of her other siblings around to grab all the attention, Sienna tried to teach Morgan how to drive. and i put emphasis on "tried".
Sienna: Okay honey, you might want to slow it down- AH GAWD SAVE ME! I mean, uh, you're doing fine honey, just fine... *is gonna have to change her underwear when she gets home*
*strut*
Brianna: I totally make a better looking Queen than that hideous bitch, Morgan. *is superior*
his room is a perfect blending of rock 'n roll and sports. you are so diverse, Casey. *sarcasm*
Casey: I love having the door locked.
Brianna took it upon herself to bury her homework. the badassness of this child astounds me.
she then climbed up into her fort and played Pirates for an hour. you go girl.
Casey: It's THE CLAW! RAAAAAH!
Olive: *gigglegigglegiggle*
the game informed me that Casey woke up feeling a little rebellious, and carried around the "mood swing" moodlet all day. how lovely, teenage hormones! as if Gavin and Sienna didn't have enough shit to deal with.
later on that day they won a free 2 day vacation, and packed their bags to enjoy some peace and quiet away from their bastard children. i smell trouble a brewin' >.>
while the Doyle children sat down to do their homework that night, they schemed about throwing a badass sleepover party while their parents were out of town. probably not the smartest thing they have ever done.
so they invited all the teenagers that they know (which aren't many), and the teen party commenced. this is Dakota and Louise's son, Saul, he has inherited the Doyle Liberty Spikes upon aging up, isn't that sweet? i just left it because i am lazy.
whoa. slow down on the evil expressions, m'kay? you look like a douche.
Saul decided to kill all the lights and creep them out with ghost stories. oh, that bitch in the background left soon after because Morgan was snubbing her since the moment she came in the house. i felt kind of bad.
Greta's daughter (i don't remember her name lol) was appropriately freaked out.
Morgan, at first skeptical of this story, soon began to get the creeps.
Saul: I'M THE LEPRECHAUN!
Wayne's World reference ftw.
Morgan: OMG! OMG!
Brianna: WTF ever, you guys are fucking lame.
Doyle Cousin Whose Name I Forgot: That was seriously the scariest story I have ever heard!
she's growing on me, though i still think Brianna is going to trump her big time. and there is always Olive!
Morgan and Saul had a 3 hour pillow fight, no lie. it was frackin' special.
Both: Harharhar!
this is the Doyles' babysitter (i gave her a makeover, obviously). she has watched Empire Records a few too many times, i would say. very Sinead O' Rebellion, if you catch my drift.
Casey likes her *eyebrow waggle*
she seems receptive of his advances.
they're so cute.
he asked her to prom, and she gave the response: "Well, I wasn't going to go until you asked. Just try not to stalk me afterwards." i found that something she would totally say, kudos to you EA.
the random Doyle cousin looks just like her mother, it is seriously freaky.
Brianna: Hey, babysitter, you mind doing your goddamn job?
i wasn't so sure about this girl until she rounded up Brianna and tucked her into bed, completely ignoring the fact that she is a total evil bitch, and started to read her a story.
Babysitter (whose name i have forgotten): Carter's boyfriend is all pissed off that she still holds a grudge against Alex, so she walks off all dramatically, only to be ran over by a bus turning her into a bloodstain on the pavement.
Babysitter: Next on the list is Miss Lewton. She has a series of accidents that finally ends in her computer exploding straight up in her face, a knife impaling her like a shish-kabob and her house exploding.
Brianna: Awesome!
Babysitter: And that's the end of Final Destination, which I have now saved you the agony of having to sit through for an hour and a half. You're welcome.
Babysitter: Goodnight, my evil apprentice.
poor Olive got stuck in the highchair all night. this seems to be the popular way to raise children in the Doyle household.
Casey asked the babysitter to spend the night, you naughty boy, you.
she was totally down for that, and things seemed to be going very well for the pair of them.
Babysitter: He was like, "What?" and I was all like, "Whoa!". True story.
she is rather cute, good job EA. a little generic, but whatevs.
it's not a party without pizza, man.
things were going a little too well, so the neighbors decided to be dicks and called the cops, so Casey had to break up the party.
Casey: GET THE HELL OUT! RUN!
Babysitter: Deuce, bitches!
i think Saul was smoking pot or sniffing glue, i don't know which, because he did not vacate the premises, which resulted in Casey getting chewed the hell out.
Cop: Shame on you young man!
Casey: Back off, dude, you're not my dad!
Cop: Why you little-!
Casey: Whoashit!
Casey: Settle down, dude. Eat a doughnut.
Cop: I am calling your parents, you little bastard. Better clean this shithole before they get home.
Casey: Blow me.
Casey: You can totally get out now, you buttnut.
well, Casey ended up not getting in trouble at all, but Morgan sure did! she truly is the bastard child of the family. i didn't get a picture of it because she was in the bathroom at the time at a really odd angle, and i couldn't get a clear shot of it. oh well.
and now we end this update with Olive's birthday!
she is a Sienna clone, i love it.
Olive: Thar be intruders, yargh!
Olive: Ahoy, matey!
and that's all for today! thanks for reading!
upon loading the ol' Doyle Casa, it was discovered that there were quite a few things missing from the house that i did not have the patience to track down again and put in the game, so i just decided to move them to a new (much larger) house. this is the new EA lot packaged with Generations called: Kid Friendly, Mother Approved. i, of course, gutted it and redid the entire house. this is something of a hobby for me, i like to de-shit EA houses >.> lol
(please excuse the bed which is still outside for some reason, i forgot i left it out there while i was rearranging)
view of the backyard. it has a lot of room, so the kids are going to go nuts with it.
first thing i did was have Sienna take Olive on a stroll around town, i absolutely love this interaction, the babies point at things and babble to themselves, it is adorable. only thing i don't like is that if they get to a "steep" part of the road, they carry the baby a ways then plop it back in the stroller.
Olive: Yes, Jeeves, drive the towncar 'round the neighborhood so I can sneer disapprovingly at everyone. Pip, pip cheerio.
apparently i have made her channel a snobby aristocrat, don't ask me, i haven't had enough coffee today lol
for some reason it gave her the memory "Visited the Pool"... even though they did no such thing. i really hope they fix some of these glitches soon, it is redonkulous.
Morgan face planted her first time on the waterslide. it looked painful.
Morgan: Mrrrffff!
Casey is a C student, not too shitty, not too good. he likes to keep himself on the edge, you get more chicks that way. sorta.
Morgan and Brianna share a room together, and those two get along like cats and dogs, so i think this arrangement might be somewhat unwise. they fight CONSTANTLY.
Meanwhile Casey gets his own room, because he is the oldest, and he is a boy, so he kinda needs his own space. and he's one of my favorites *shiftyeyes*
plenty of trouble to get into in this room, i can assure you.
Morgan: And my first act as Queen will be to behead the evil Bitch Brianna, and tote her head on a pike for all the realm to see that this is what happens to a ho, when you be messin' with Morgan. *snap snap headweave*
Morgan gets a little self-righteous on her birthday, don't mind her.
Gavin's face, LOL XD
Morgan: Oh crap, the smoke it burns...
and teenage Morgan is still... a little homely. i still love her, but she is like a female version of her father, which is smexy on a man, but not so much on a girl >.>
she has pretty eyes though. anyway, it is now officially Y2K! *dances to Will Smith*
Casey got a bit of makeover, nothin' special.
Morgan and Sienna decided it would be an awesome idea to go into Casey's sanctuary and have a pillow fight. this violates the privacy clause Casey put in place, and will result in the locking of his door to commence as soon as these two gtfo.
which by the looks of it won't be for a long time.
Morgan: HIIIIIIYAAAAAAAH!
well, she isn't all fug-monster, just a little mannish is all. poor bb.
Sienna: Ow! FUCK! You got me in the eye!
Morgan: Wait, mom, I've got a wicked crick in my neck.
Sienna: *does not give a shit*
post impact.
nailed her right in the face.
Morgan: *blinding smile*
Morgan: That hurt, mom.
Sienna: Get over it, chump.
can you feel the love?
since Morgan had an entire day to herself with her mother, without any of her other siblings around to grab all the attention, Sienna tried to teach Morgan how to drive. and i put emphasis on "tried".
Sienna: Okay honey, you might want to slow it down- AH GAWD SAVE ME! I mean, uh, you're doing fine honey, just fine... *is gonna have to change her underwear when she gets home*
*strut*
Brianna: I totally make a better looking Queen than that hideous bitch, Morgan. *is superior*
his room is a perfect blending of rock 'n roll and sports. you are so diverse, Casey. *sarcasm*
Casey: I love having the door locked.
Brianna took it upon herself to bury her homework. the badassness of this child astounds me.
she then climbed up into her fort and played Pirates for an hour. you go girl.
Casey: It's THE CLAW! RAAAAAH!
Olive: *gigglegigglegiggle*
the game informed me that Casey woke up feeling a little rebellious, and carried around the "mood swing" moodlet all day. how lovely, teenage hormones! as if Gavin and Sienna didn't have enough shit to deal with.
later on that day they won a free 2 day vacation, and packed their bags to enjoy some peace and quiet away from their bastard children. i smell trouble a brewin' >.>
while the Doyle children sat down to do their homework that night, they schemed about throwing a badass sleepover party while their parents were out of town. probably not the smartest thing they have ever done.
so they invited all the teenagers that they know (which aren't many), and the teen party commenced. this is Dakota and Louise's son, Saul, he has inherited the Doyle Liberty Spikes upon aging up, isn't that sweet? i just left it because i am lazy.
whoa. slow down on the evil expressions, m'kay? you look like a douche.
Saul decided to kill all the lights and creep them out with ghost stories. oh, that bitch in the background left soon after because Morgan was snubbing her since the moment she came in the house. i felt kind of bad.
Greta's daughter (i don't remember her name lol) was appropriately freaked out.
Morgan, at first skeptical of this story, soon began to get the creeps.
Saul: I'M THE LEPRECHAUN!
Wayne's World reference ftw.
Morgan: OMG! OMG!
Brianna: WTF ever, you guys are fucking lame.
Doyle Cousin Whose Name I Forgot: That was seriously the scariest story I have ever heard!
she's growing on me, though i still think Brianna is going to trump her big time. and there is always Olive!
Morgan and Saul had a 3 hour pillow fight, no lie. it was frackin' special.
Both: Harharhar!
this is the Doyles' babysitter (i gave her a makeover, obviously). she has watched Empire Records a few too many times, i would say. very Sinead O' Rebellion, if you catch my drift.
Casey likes her *eyebrow waggle*
she seems receptive of his advances.
they're so cute.
he asked her to prom, and she gave the response: "Well, I wasn't going to go until you asked. Just try not to stalk me afterwards." i found that something she would totally say, kudos to you EA.
the random Doyle cousin looks just like her mother, it is seriously freaky.
Brianna: Hey, babysitter, you mind doing your goddamn job?
i wasn't so sure about this girl until she rounded up Brianna and tucked her into bed, completely ignoring the fact that she is a total evil bitch, and started to read her a story.
Babysitter (whose name i have forgotten): Carter's boyfriend is all pissed off that she still holds a grudge against Alex, so she walks off all dramatically, only to be ran over by a bus turning her into a bloodstain on the pavement.
Babysitter: Next on the list is Miss Lewton. She has a series of accidents that finally ends in her computer exploding straight up in her face, a knife impaling her like a shish-kabob and her house exploding.
Brianna: Awesome!
Babysitter: And that's the end of Final Destination, which I have now saved you the agony of having to sit through for an hour and a half. You're welcome.
Babysitter: Goodnight, my evil apprentice.
poor Olive got stuck in the highchair all night. this seems to be the popular way to raise children in the Doyle household.
Casey asked the babysitter to spend the night, you naughty boy, you.
she was totally down for that, and things seemed to be going very well for the pair of them.
Babysitter: He was like, "What?" and I was all like, "Whoa!". True story.
she is rather cute, good job EA. a little generic, but whatevs.
it's not a party without pizza, man.
things were going a little too well, so the neighbors decided to be dicks and called the cops, so Casey had to break up the party.
Casey: GET THE HELL OUT! RUN!
Babysitter: Deuce, bitches!
i think Saul was smoking pot or sniffing glue, i don't know which, because he did not vacate the premises, which resulted in Casey getting chewed the hell out.
Cop: Shame on you young man!
Casey: Back off, dude, you're not my dad!
Cop: Why you little-!
Casey: Whoashit!
Casey: Settle down, dude. Eat a doughnut.
Cop: I am calling your parents, you little bastard. Better clean this shithole before they get home.
Casey: Blow me.
Casey: You can totally get out now, you buttnut.
well, Casey ended up not getting in trouble at all, but Morgan sure did! she truly is the bastard child of the family. i didn't get a picture of it because she was in the bathroom at the time at a really odd angle, and i couldn't get a clear shot of it. oh well.
and now we end this update with Olive's birthday!
she is a Sienna clone, i love it.
Olive: Thar be intruders, yargh!
Olive: Ahoy, matey!
and that's all for today! thanks for reading!