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hello thar! this is my first sims 3 legacy, but i have been playing the sims franchise since the very first game came out. i always enjoyed reading other legacies, so i thought what the hell!? thanks in advance for reading, and enjoy.
it's the late 1930's in Sunset Valley when we start this Legacy. this is Tommy Doyle, the Founder, and yes he is just as sweet and cuddly as he looks... *cough* his traits are Evil, Brave, Hot-Headed, Mean-Spirited, and Charismatic. his LTW is Living In The Lap of Luxury.
this is his best friend Ace, who my best friend made and is super scrummy. anyways.
Tommy's favorite past-times include stealing candy from babies, plotting the end of the world, and snickering diabolically.
Ace says, "Tommy makes me scared."
this is Mary-Anne, Tommy's main squeeze (who was made by my sister). her traits are Family-Oriented, Good, Clean, Friendly, Excitable. it took me AGES to get she and Tommy to get cozy with one another, mainly because Tommy insisted on yelling at her every five seconds and was a total asshat in general.
Tommy: What is wrong with this picture? Oh, yes, she has shoes on and isn't pregnant. Zing.
Tommy: *glare* Where's my food, bitch?
*strut*
*smolder*
Mary-Anne: Should I be worried?
yes. yes you should.
Mary-Anne, you little ho-biscuit. what would your mama say? you'd best keep this on the down low. don't want to be labeled the village bicycle after being in town a total of two days. tsk.
Tommy: GTFO.
finally Mary-Anne decided she would go on ahead and marry Tommy Doyle *cough*bigmistake*cough*... she is obviously super excited about this event, if her ZOMGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE expression doesn't speak volumes.
Ace is all snazzed up after a long day of robbing people. he's a real catch, ladies. pff.
Ace's wife Betty was like, "F-this crap, I am starving."
Tommy got into a fight AT HIS OWN WEDDING. i was not surprised, and either was Mary-Anne who is totally indifferent in the background.
surprise buttsecks.
Tommy: OH HALE NAW.
finally they get married in front of the bistro, because Tommy wouldn't stop trying to kick that one dude's ass, and it was getting dark.
Tommy got enough money together being a Snitch to get Mary-Anne a crappy little house which she hates.
Mary-Anne: Get a real job, you loser.
Tommy: *rubs hands together* All right, let's lay some pipe. I'm ready to start popping out babies.
Tommy: So. I got you that new house you wanted.
And you've got a bun in the oven.
SO QUIT STEPPIN' ON MY BALLS ABOUT MONEY, WOMAN!
remember, this woman cooks your meals, dude. you might want to tone it down.
*diabolical scheming*
you gonna die. twice.
Mary-Anne: *is smiling with paralyzed fear*
and so it began. she started puking about every five seconds, and since she has the Clean trait, she would proceed to clean it in a fit of anal rage. this pregnancy is going to be fun, i can see it already.
off to make his woman some money so that she will stop whining about it.
*pop*
they both rolled wanting to have a boy, which i found incredibly sexist, but her husband's a chauvinist, so who's surprised? not me.
Sir-Pimps-A-Lot got arrested during work. he was not pleased.
Mary-Anne consoled herself by reading baby books and eating an assload of Autumn Salad. don't ask me why, she just autonomously started eating a bunch of it all at once. i guess if my husband got tossed in jail for being a dipshit i'd stuff my face, too.
Tommy: I'm back from jail. Don't get up or anything.
Maybe I shouldn't have called her a skank?
she made him cook his own dinner and everything. karma's a real B, ain't it Tom?
he then proceeded to freak me out by rolling "Read Pregnancy Book" three times. seriously, who the hell are you trying to kid? your kids are going to hate you.
for some reason she decided to inform him of her pregnancy. like he couldn't tell, babe.
Tommy: DURRRRRRR!
she looks absolutely terrified. Tommy's in the background freaking out.
Tommy: OH GAWD.
just chalk it up to hallucinations, Mary-Anne. keep walkin'.
Johnny Doyle was born, which satisfied their wants for a boy child and got me that much closer to obtaining Steel Bladder. thank god.
thanks for reading, hope you liked it! - Heebs