3.0.
well, Sienna was the winnar of the heir poll (by a lot), so let's get it started up in this piece! last time, Sienna grew up, and the spares were beginning to get freak-ay with their significant others, not to mention Dakota had an awesome dance sequence, which was very John Hughes of him. and now, we commence with generation 3:
Greta and Officer Kimball got engaged in the pea gravel out in front of the Doyle house. how romantic.
and of course he said yes. she'd beat him up if he said otherwise >.>
they had a beautiful baby girl named Josie and moved the hell out
d'awwwwww
Dakota and Louise Strauss continued to get, erm, 'closer' and by that i mean had a lot of woo-hoo.
and eventually he popped the question.
she made epic ZOMG face
and of course said yes. who wouldn't? rawr.
*jaded Dakota is jaded*
Louise: I wonder if he will let me spend $1,000 on a wedding dress? Hmm.
you in trouble, boy. soon after all this she jingled with the sound of impregnation. oh joy!
and now we come at last to the heir and her new house, which can be toured here.
Sienna is obviously enjoying her 1980's swimsuit and reclining sun-chair.
this is Nick, Sienna's neighbor. he's kind of hot in a Dylan McDermott sorta way.
*smolder*
Sienna proceeds to chat him up, in which we discover through the course of their dialogue, that he is something of a ladies man and a friggin' man whore to boot. at this point she should have ran home and locked her doors.
but of course she did not.
*gaze*
Nick: *gonna wreck that shizz like a bulldozer*
Sienna: *is in so much trouble*
the high levels of derp should have clued her in that this was not the man to set her sights on.
they ended up having a date at the art gallery, because Sienna needed a little inspiration for her own artwork (and her job as a professional artist).
Nick: Art? For fuck's sake...
*does not approve*
this was shit-scary, it looks like her lips are melting off.
Sienna: I can't feel my fashe.
thankfully her face snapped right back into the right shape.
Nick: Who cares about art, let's get it on.
Sienna: *swoon*
so they head back to Sienna's house, and Nick continues to seduce her with sex face for the rest of the evening, though she was rather oblivious.
Nick: Perhaps I need to put a little more Blue Steel into it?
Sienna: Wut?
Nick: Nothing, nothing. *cheese-ball grin*
Sienna: Allrighty then.
she did eventually pick up on it, and they had snuggles on the couch for a bit.
and other things.
*INTENSE GAZE*
and they made it to the bedroom, where Sienna excused herself to use the bathroom.
Nick: I wonder if she's putting on sexy lingerie?
clearly Nick does not know the type of woman he is dealing with.
and they got down to business.
bow chicka bow wow.
he cooked her favorite meal, hotdogs, because she still burns everything she cooks. hotdogs? seriously? god she is such a cheap date.
Sienna: He made the mustard squiggles SO PERFECT. *siiiiigggghhhh*
unfortunately, Nick was not in this for the long term. i could have told her that much.
Nick: So, I am gonna be straight with you here. I am just gonna hit it and quit it, know what I am sayin'? A badass hunky dude like myself cannot be tied down, baby. You understand.
Sienna: Say what?
she took it very well.
he waited until he was down the street before calling the cops and getting a restraining order. wasn't that nice?
Nick: That went well.
Sienna: FU DICKHEAD.
she was torn up about it for DAYS. seriously, she did nothing but start bawling over it the first two days, i was like get over it already he was a doucher.
watching Romantic Rendezvous is NOT helping.
so she decided to go work off some steam at the gym.
and spotted a familiar looking dude sprinting like a boss on the treadmill. LOVE the tube socks, man. her brother Ethan attended a political protest (which i lost the pictures for, don't ask me how the hell it happened), with this young man right here quite a few years ago, and they were buddies there for a bit while Sienna was still in high school. Gavin Pott is the lad's name.
Sienna: Oh my, he's certainly grown.
i thought you were still torn up about Nick?
Sienna: Who?
that's my girl.
so she strikes up a conversation with the young man, making sure she sticks her enormous boobs out there for posterity.
Gavin: *tries desperately not to look at her chest*
Sienna: So, are you still all about the environment and being outdoors and stuff?
Gavin: Sorry, what?
Gavin: Oh, right, gardening and shit. Yeah, awesome stuff.
he then proceeded to talk about vegetables for a solid two hours. you do realize, Sienna dear, that dating this boy is going to be just like dating your brother Ethan? i am just sayin'. *cough*hippies*cough*
Sienna: *boob and butt thrust* Gardening is so fascinating.
Gavin: I, uh, seem to have completely lost my train of thought... oh, there it is.
they will make a very cute dorky couple, i think.
and this is where things take a turn for the scandalous. it would seem Nick left Sienna a little parting gift. what an ass.
don't you love it when assholes start calling right in the middle of your screenshots? goddamn.
Sienna: *pop!* FML.
still fail at cooking i see? nice.
Sienna tried to keep herself busy by painting and trying to work her way up the painting career. i will be so glad when she no longer paints stupid looking cartoon paintings anymore *headshake*
in spite of her growing abdomen, Gavin still hung out with her. very niiiiice.
Gavin: *totally doesn't care that she is incubating some other man's baby in her uterus*
Sienna: *finds that incredibly hot*
get it gurl.
well, it was only a matter of time that she went into labor, and her new-found love interest was there to see it and everything. way to scare him off, Sienna.
being a gentleman and all, Gavin drove her to the hospital and went inside to see the baby get ripped out of her lady parts. nice mental image, yes?
*obligatory random people in front of the hospital freakout shot*
and Casey Doyle was born, carrying on the Doyle tradition of male children rearing their ugly little heads no matter how hard you try to make it otherwise. little shit.
it was a little while after all the excitement of having Casey wore down that Sienna invited Gavin over and took the plunge.
Sienna: So, I am not just saying this because I am a single woman and rolled wanting to get married in my little boxes down there.
Sienna: But, will you marry me?
and again with the phone ringing during my screenshots, will you knock it the frack off you assholes!? come on!
Gavin: SO ROMANTIC.
Cell Phone: *ringringringring*
they got married at a fishing hole surrounded by plants. Gavin approved, as indicated by his outdoor icon, and apparently so does Dakota. they are wearing their matching powder blue tuxes. hot.
i hate myself for making her wear that ugly as shit dress, but it was what they wore back then, so, not my fault.
Sienna: You suck so hard.
Brief Wedding Spam:
they are the dorkiest couple. ever. <3
and onto the honeymoon lovin'.
*cue Barry White*
oh yeaaaah. and there were jingles. moar potential heirs, comin' up!
and it was finally time for Casey's birthday.
picking his nose already, looks like a winner >.>
well, he sure is a cute little guy. we shall see when he grows up how much that cuteness lasts.
it should also be noted that Gavin lept into the role of step-father. i was rather proud of Sienna for finally bagging a winner. *tear*
and that's all she wrote! next time there's another birthday, another birth, and more 80's shenanigans! thanks for reading!
Greta and Officer Kimball got engaged in the pea gravel out in front of the Doyle house. how romantic.
and of course he said yes. she'd beat him up if he said otherwise >.>
they had a beautiful baby girl named Josie and moved the hell out
d'awwwwww
Dakota and Louise Strauss continued to get, erm, 'closer' and by that i mean had a lot of woo-hoo.
and eventually he popped the question.
she made epic ZOMG face
and of course said yes. who wouldn't? rawr.
*jaded Dakota is jaded*
Louise: I wonder if he will let me spend $1,000 on a wedding dress? Hmm.
you in trouble, boy. soon after all this she jingled with the sound of impregnation. oh joy!
and now we come at last to the heir and her new house, which can be toured here.
Sienna is obviously enjoying her 1980's swimsuit and reclining sun-chair.
this is Nick, Sienna's neighbor. he's kind of hot in a Dylan McDermott sorta way.
*smolder*
Sienna proceeds to chat him up, in which we discover through the course of their dialogue, that he is something of a ladies man and a friggin' man whore to boot. at this point she should have ran home and locked her doors.
but of course she did not.
*gaze*
Nick: *gonna wreck that shizz like a bulldozer*
Sienna: *is in so much trouble*
the high levels of derp should have clued her in that this was not the man to set her sights on.
they ended up having a date at the art gallery, because Sienna needed a little inspiration for her own artwork (and her job as a professional artist).
Nick: Art? For fuck's sake...
*does not approve*
this was shit-scary, it looks like her lips are melting off.
Sienna: I can't feel my fashe.
thankfully her face snapped right back into the right shape.
Nick: Who cares about art, let's get it on.
Sienna: *swoon*
so they head back to Sienna's house, and Nick continues to seduce her with sex face for the rest of the evening, though she was rather oblivious.
Nick: Perhaps I need to put a little more Blue Steel into it?
Sienna: Wut?
Nick: Nothing, nothing. *cheese-ball grin*
Sienna: Allrighty then.
she did eventually pick up on it, and they had snuggles on the couch for a bit.
and other things.
*INTENSE GAZE*
and they made it to the bedroom, where Sienna excused herself to use the bathroom.
Nick: I wonder if she's putting on sexy lingerie?
clearly Nick does not know the type of woman he is dealing with.
and they got down to business.
bow chicka bow wow.
he cooked her favorite meal, hotdogs, because she still burns everything she cooks. hotdogs? seriously? god she is such a cheap date.
Sienna: He made the mustard squiggles SO PERFECT. *siiiiigggghhhh*
unfortunately, Nick was not in this for the long term. i could have told her that much.
Nick: So, I am gonna be straight with you here. I am just gonna hit it and quit it, know what I am sayin'? A badass hunky dude like myself cannot be tied down, baby. You understand.
Sienna: Say what?
she took it very well.
he waited until he was down the street before calling the cops and getting a restraining order. wasn't that nice?
Nick: That went well.
Sienna: FU DICKHEAD.
she was torn up about it for DAYS. seriously, she did nothing but start bawling over it the first two days, i was like get over it already he was a doucher.
watching Romantic Rendezvous is NOT helping.
so she decided to go work off some steam at the gym.
and spotted a familiar looking dude sprinting like a boss on the treadmill. LOVE the tube socks, man. her brother Ethan attended a political protest (which i lost the pictures for, don't ask me how the hell it happened), with this young man right here quite a few years ago, and they were buddies there for a bit while Sienna was still in high school. Gavin Pott is the lad's name.
Sienna: Oh my, he's certainly grown.
i thought you were still torn up about Nick?
Sienna: Who?
that's my girl.
so she strikes up a conversation with the young man, making sure she sticks her enormous boobs out there for posterity.
Gavin: *tries desperately not to look at her chest*
Sienna: So, are you still all about the environment and being outdoors and stuff?
Gavin: Sorry, what?
Gavin: Oh, right, gardening and shit. Yeah, awesome stuff.
he then proceeded to talk about vegetables for a solid two hours. you do realize, Sienna dear, that dating this boy is going to be just like dating your brother Ethan? i am just sayin'. *cough*hippies*cough*
Sienna: *boob and butt thrust* Gardening is so fascinating.
Gavin: I, uh, seem to have completely lost my train of thought... oh, there it is.
they will make a very cute dorky couple, i think.
and this is where things take a turn for the scandalous. it would seem Nick left Sienna a little parting gift. what an ass.
don't you love it when assholes start calling right in the middle of your screenshots? goddamn.
Sienna: *pop!* FML.
still fail at cooking i see? nice.
Sienna tried to keep herself busy by painting and trying to work her way up the painting career. i will be so glad when she no longer paints stupid looking cartoon paintings anymore *headshake*
in spite of her growing abdomen, Gavin still hung out with her. very niiiiice.
Gavin: *totally doesn't care that she is incubating some other man's baby in her uterus*
Sienna: *finds that incredibly hot*
get it gurl.
well, it was only a matter of time that she went into labor, and her new-found love interest was there to see it and everything. way to scare him off, Sienna.
being a gentleman and all, Gavin drove her to the hospital and went inside to see the baby get ripped out of her lady parts. nice mental image, yes?
*obligatory random people in front of the hospital freakout shot*
and Casey Doyle was born, carrying on the Doyle tradition of male children rearing their ugly little heads no matter how hard you try to make it otherwise. little shit.
it was a little while after all the excitement of having Casey wore down that Sienna invited Gavin over and took the plunge.
Sienna: So, I am not just saying this because I am a single woman and rolled wanting to get married in my little boxes down there.
Sienna: But, will you marry me?
and again with the phone ringing during my screenshots, will you knock it the frack off you assholes!? come on!
Gavin: SO ROMANTIC.
Cell Phone: *ringringringring*
they got married at a fishing hole surrounded by plants. Gavin approved, as indicated by his outdoor icon, and apparently so does Dakota. they are wearing their matching powder blue tuxes. hot.
i hate myself for making her wear that ugly as shit dress, but it was what they wore back then, so, not my fault.
Sienna: You suck so hard.
Brief Wedding Spam:
they are the dorkiest couple. ever. <3
and onto the honeymoon lovin'.
*cue Barry White*
oh yeaaaah. and there were jingles. moar potential heirs, comin' up!
and it was finally time for Casey's birthday.
picking his nose already, looks like a winner >.>
well, he sure is a cute little guy. we shall see when he grows up how much that cuteness lasts.
it should also be noted that Gavin lept into the role of step-father. i was rather proud of Sienna for finally bagging a winner. *tear*
and that's all she wrote! next time there's another birthday, another birth, and more 80's shenanigans! thanks for reading!