2.2.
i know i said i wasn't going to update today, but i had some spare time to kill this evening, so thought i had better get it done. last time there was some growing up and Margaret popped another pregnancy (because she be crazy), Dakota and Greta stared us down like they were possessed by the devil, and poor Ethan sat alone on the bus like the little outcast that he is. poor little dude.
Margaret: I love my children.
Greta: I love myself.
yeah, you're not full of yourself or anything sweetie.
Children: Homework suuuuucccckkkksssss.
they autonomously do their homework, it's amazing. and here i was looking forward to having academically shitty children so they could get into a lot of trouble. it's the 70's for god's sake! REBEL, YOU BASTARDS!
Margaret: Now, if some man comes all up on that shit, you just push him away and say NO!
Greta: ... *horrified*
this unfortunate looking child is the product of Ace and Betty's horsefaced daughter and Arlo Bunch. *shudder*
Dakota: DAAAYYUUUM! You ugly, bitch.
Charlie went to Jack and Delilah's house to visit his baby niece, Shelly. she's cute, y/y?
BABY TIME! *asplode*
just one baby this time, OMG THANK YOU! honestly, she went through her baby stage, i just forgot to take a picture of it... oops. anyways, her name is Sienna, and i love her sfm. she has her mama's green eyes and looks just like Charlie. all of the their kids look like Charlie.
Charlie: That's why they're so damn good looking.
down, boy.
all on THE SAME FUGGIN' DAY the triplets had their birthdays and both Margaret and Charlie aged up. i had cake coming out of my ass, srsly.
Greta: *strut, smolder, HOTNESS*
her outfit is very "whore couture", i think Charlie popped a vein when he saw it.
Dakota: 'Sup.
he's like that kid in your class who just does not care. and you possibly suspect of getting high out behind the bleachers.
Ethan: The earth screams as we rape Her bounty with our axes and claw at Her bosom with machinery and fan the flames of industry. *hippie angst*
i seriously thought that he was going to look more like his mother, but he looks JUST LIKE CHARLIE. i cannot figure these children out, they're little chameleons.
so, apparently Tommy died without my knowledge. they all hated him so much that it did not notify me that he was about ready to kick the bucket. i was mildly pissed off to tell you the truth. having that bastard around to haunt the family would have been AMAZING. so, Mary-Anne moved in to help out with the new baby and to be with the family.
Mary-Anne: My granddaughter is a whore.
Greta: Ouch.
Dakota got brought home by the cops. Margaret was about ready to strangle him, as you can see.
Margaret: YOU LITTLE BASTARD!
Dakota: Oh gawd! Can I get back in the police car? HALP!
Mary-Anne: And my grandson is a man-whore.
Dakota: Shut it, Grandma.
and a little while later Greta's skanky ass was hauled home in the police car. and here i was, thinking they were all a bunch of goodie-two-shoes!
Charlie: What the shit!?
Greta: Chill out, man. God.
the house is spic and span now that Mary-Anne has moved in. all she does is clean up after three messy ass teenagers, take care of a toddler, and cook food.
Dakota: When are the waffles gonna be ready, I'm starvin' over here.
TEENAGER SPAM:
and a shot of Charlie in his nerd gear. so cute.
Margaret has time to garden, now that Grandma Doyle is on the scene.
Mary-Anne: *shuffleshuffle*
Betty came over since Ace died, and clearly she is all tore up over it. she did not age well at all, poor thing. and her granddaughter looks like Sloth.
baby ruth?
Margaret: @#$%in' bills...
Mary-Anne: Have some fresh baked French-toast Margaret!
is it just me, or is she happier than i have ever seen the woman now that Tommy is dead? you go girl.
Grandma watchin' the baby. the cuteness never ends.
Sienna: GRANDMAAAAAAA! EEEEEEE!
derpin'.
so, Grandma Doyle takes the kids to the pool, but she makes that young whipper snapper with the girl hair drive because she is an elder, damn it, and she deserves to be driven around.
chillin' it.
Greta and Ethan have a breath-holding contest. i think that is the first time they have really interacted since they were children. the triplets are not very close.
*whorin' it up*
Meadow: Let's sneak out tonight!
Greta: Shit yes.
Meadow: Should we even be here? It looks closed.
Greta: Don't be such a frickin' baby. We're not gonna get caught.
FAIL.
Margaret: IF I CATCH YOU OUT PAST CURFEW ONE MORE TIME-!!!11!1!!shiftone!!1!
Charlie: Less fuckary, moar learnin'. *baleful eye*
Greta: Fascist.
Here is Jack and Delilah's little girl, Shelly, grown up into a little Lady. she looks like her mother.
and this is Benny and Marie's son, Michael.
cuteness +10
it's that time again!
*derp*
... i love Sienna. so much. omg. she is so CUTE. I HAVE FOUND MY HEIR! *puts her on a pedestal, showers with affection*
Triplets: Dude. WTH?
Me: Who are you again?
lol. anyways, that's all for now. i am pleased by Sienna's look, she is the epitome of adorable. hope you enjoyed it, and thanks for reading! <33333333
Margaret: I love my children.
Greta: I love myself.
yeah, you're not full of yourself or anything sweetie.
Children: Homework suuuuucccckkkksssss.
they autonomously do their homework, it's amazing. and here i was looking forward to having academically shitty children so they could get into a lot of trouble. it's the 70's for god's sake! REBEL, YOU BASTARDS!
Margaret: Now, if some man comes all up on that shit, you just push him away and say NO!
Greta: ... *horrified*
this unfortunate looking child is the product of Ace and Betty's horsefaced daughter and Arlo Bunch. *shudder*
Dakota: DAAAYYUUUM! You ugly, bitch.
Charlie went to Jack and Delilah's house to visit his baby niece, Shelly. she's cute, y/y?
BABY TIME! *asplode*
just one baby this time, OMG THANK YOU! honestly, she went through her baby stage, i just forgot to take a picture of it... oops. anyways, her name is Sienna, and i love her sfm. she has her mama's green eyes and looks just like Charlie. all of the their kids look like Charlie.
Charlie: That's why they're so damn good looking.
down, boy.
all on THE SAME FUGGIN' DAY the triplets had their birthdays and both Margaret and Charlie aged up. i had cake coming out of my ass, srsly.
Greta: *strut, smolder, HOTNESS*
her outfit is very "whore couture", i think Charlie popped a vein when he saw it.
Dakota: 'Sup.
he's like that kid in your class who just does not care. and you possibly suspect of getting high out behind the bleachers.
Ethan: The earth screams as we rape Her bounty with our axes and claw at Her bosom with machinery and fan the flames of industry. *hippie angst*
i seriously thought that he was going to look more like his mother, but he looks JUST LIKE CHARLIE. i cannot figure these children out, they're little chameleons.
so, apparently Tommy died without my knowledge. they all hated him so much that it did not notify me that he was about ready to kick the bucket. i was mildly pissed off to tell you the truth. having that bastard around to haunt the family would have been AMAZING. so, Mary-Anne moved in to help out with the new baby and to be with the family.
Mary-Anne: My granddaughter is a whore.
Greta: Ouch.
Dakota got brought home by the cops. Margaret was about ready to strangle him, as you can see.
Margaret: YOU LITTLE BASTARD!
Dakota: Oh gawd! Can I get back in the police car? HALP!
Mary-Anne: And my grandson is a man-whore.
Dakota: Shut it, Grandma.
and a little while later Greta's skanky ass was hauled home in the police car. and here i was, thinking they were all a bunch of goodie-two-shoes!
Charlie: What the shit!?
Greta: Chill out, man. God.
the house is spic and span now that Mary-Anne has moved in. all she does is clean up after three messy ass teenagers, take care of a toddler, and cook food.
Dakota: When are the waffles gonna be ready, I'm starvin' over here.
TEENAGER SPAM:
and a shot of Charlie in his nerd gear. so cute.
Margaret has time to garden, now that Grandma Doyle is on the scene.
Mary-Anne: *shuffleshuffle*
Betty came over since Ace died, and clearly she is all tore up over it. she did not age well at all, poor thing. and her granddaughter looks like Sloth.
baby ruth?
Margaret: @#$%in' bills...
Mary-Anne: Have some fresh baked French-toast Margaret!
is it just me, or is she happier than i have ever seen the woman now that Tommy is dead? you go girl.
Grandma watchin' the baby. the cuteness never ends.
Sienna: GRANDMAAAAAAA! EEEEEEE!
derpin'.
so, Grandma Doyle takes the kids to the pool, but she makes that young whipper snapper with the girl hair drive because she is an elder, damn it, and she deserves to be driven around.
chillin' it.
Greta and Ethan have a breath-holding contest. i think that is the first time they have really interacted since they were children. the triplets are not very close.
*whorin' it up*
Meadow: Let's sneak out tonight!
Greta: Shit yes.
Meadow: Should we even be here? It looks closed.
Greta: Don't be such a frickin' baby. We're not gonna get caught.
FAIL.
Margaret: IF I CATCH YOU OUT PAST CURFEW ONE MORE TIME-!!!11!1!!shiftone!!1!
Charlie: Less fuckary, moar learnin'. *baleful eye*
Greta: Fascist.
Here is Jack and Delilah's little girl, Shelly, grown up into a little Lady. she looks like her mother.
and this is Benny and Marie's son, Michael.
cuteness +10
it's that time again!
*derp*
... i love Sienna. so much. omg. she is so CUTE. I HAVE FOUND MY HEIR! *puts her on a pedestal, showers with affection*
Triplets: Dude. WTH?
Me: Who are you again?
lol. anyways, that's all for now. i am pleased by Sienna's look, she is the epitome of adorable. hope you enjoyed it, and thanks for reading! <33333333