1.4.
earlier, the Doyles had yet another boy, there were some birthdays, Johnny had his first kiss, and Charlie became even more disenchanted with the world as a whole. yaaaaaaay!
Tommy: My spidey senses are tingling! I think the kids are gone...
Mary-Anne: *anal retentiveness +10*
Tommy: Hey, baby... let's do it.
*snog*
she rolled for more children, but she already has five, so... i think not.
Tommy's actually sort of been helping out a lot more, which is kind of odd for him. i remain skeptical >.>
Charlie actually went over to a friend's house, which was a shocker in itself. he usually sits in his room and reads all day, socializing is rare for him.
GAH! no wonder he doesn't come outside more often, look at that beast! i would hide, too.
Johnny went over to see Ace's daughter, and she grew up to be even more horse faced than i could possibly imagine. my god. Sunset Valley is filled with fugs.
they came in juuuuust before curfew, the little shits. i was so hoping one of them would get dragged home by a police officer, but, they're goodie-two-shoes. must get that from their mother.
Tommy: Duh.
Mary-Anne: My favorite color is RED!
Danny: Yeah. I know. God, mom. Get with it.
Jack: DIE EVIL RECORD PLAYER FROM HELL!
time for Mary-Anne's birthday! way to go old girl, you popped out five of them before you went mid-life! woo!
*derp*
she is still sexin' for mid-life, so kudos to you Mary-Anne you smokin' hot bee-otch.
to celebrate, they all went out for a family picnic! Jack and Benny stayed home with the babysitter.
Ace, his wife Betty, their daughter and the fug-bitch that Charlie hangs out with, all came out for the occasion.
Penny: I want to be the CEO of my own company!
Johnny: I <3 your face.
Charlie was at the park for two minutes, then went home to read. *ANGSTY*
over the next few days Tommy was acting all 'Dad of the Year', rolling 'ask Charlie how his day was' and 'snuggle Jack'. i was eyeballing the shifty bastard, just waiting for him to do something evil.
but he kept surprising me by being all sweet to his children.
like, all of them. it was freaky.
*angst*
Family Dinner Night!
d'awwwwww
he was even being sweet to Mary-Anne. what is he planning?
i finally knuckled under and hired a maid. she looks kind of slutty for the 1950's, but hey, it's almost the 60's so she's getting herself liberated nice and early.
Benny's birthday! all of the other kids were at school, so he celebrated all by himself. poor little man.
there he is! he is a clone of his father. blue eyes, brown hair. i think i might omit him from being heir, considering there are two others who look JUST LIKE HIM. apparently Mary-Anne and Tommy's genetics were not diverse enough, because the children all look the damn same. oy vey.
Mary-Anne: Tree. Can you say TREE?
Benny: IDGAF.
Mary-Anne was trying to get Danny to be more interested in improving his skills. he gave her that same exact look that his brother usually does.
*peeping Tom camera be peepin'*
aaaaaaaaaaand he's back ladies and gentleman. i knew he was trying to pull a fast one on me, Tommy you dick.
Charlie, being all helpful with his baby brother. d'awwww.
time for Danny's birthday! it's getting closer and closer to the 60's! far out, man.
he looks like his father.
i changed his hair, and he proceeded to go take a nap on the couch, then ate some mac 'n cheese and was completely unhelpful. so his mother made him take out the trash.
i see you staring at the slutty Maid's ta-tas, Danny you horndog.
Tommy was back to his old tricks, insulting the children, yelling at Mary-Anne. he was being such a bastard that his and Mary-Anne's friendship went below middle, and i think the possibility of them ever sleeping in the same bed again is non existent.
he's the "Emperor of Evil" now, so i suppose that explains his extra ass-hatness.
well, it's time for Jack's birthday!
*strut*
i think he might be a Mary-Anne clone, i am not sure.
Tommy: *glows evilly*
wth is up with the glowing, i mean seriously? i get it, you're a mean bastard, stfu and stfd.
Charlie decided he was going to do his homework outside. i don't know why, maybe because he's a weirdo like that.
well, the blessed event his here, Johnny's birthday from teen to adult! the 1960's is about to begin! there was a backyard party to celebrate, and all of their friends came, the ones who can stand being around Tommy for more than five minutes that is.
Danny's keeping it classy...
i don't know what the hell this was all about, they all of a sudden starting "wooe-ing" whatever the hell that means. i was staring at the screen with my 'wtf' expression.
time to blow out the cake! goodbye 50's! hellloooooo 60's!
Penny is so excited!
next time: the Doyles, IN COLOR! Johnny searches for a job, the boys muscle for heir, and Mary-Anne has a mid-life crisis! thanks for reading! - Heebs
Tommy: My spidey senses are tingling! I think the kids are gone...
Mary-Anne: *anal retentiveness +10*
Tommy: Hey, baby... let's do it.
*snog*
she rolled for more children, but she already has five, so... i think not.
Tommy's actually sort of been helping out a lot more, which is kind of odd for him. i remain skeptical >.>
Charlie actually went over to a friend's house, which was a shocker in itself. he usually sits in his room and reads all day, socializing is rare for him.
GAH! no wonder he doesn't come outside more often, look at that beast! i would hide, too.
Johnny went over to see Ace's daughter, and she grew up to be even more horse faced than i could possibly imagine. my god. Sunset Valley is filled with fugs.
they came in juuuuust before curfew, the little shits. i was so hoping one of them would get dragged home by a police officer, but, they're goodie-two-shoes. must get that from their mother.
Tommy: Duh.
Mary-Anne: My favorite color is RED!
Danny: Yeah. I know. God, mom. Get with it.
Jack: DIE EVIL RECORD PLAYER FROM HELL!
time for Mary-Anne's birthday! way to go old girl, you popped out five of them before you went mid-life! woo!
*derp*
she is still sexin' for mid-life, so kudos to you Mary-Anne you smokin' hot bee-otch.
to celebrate, they all went out for a family picnic! Jack and Benny stayed home with the babysitter.
Ace, his wife Betty, their daughter and the fug-bitch that Charlie hangs out with, all came out for the occasion.
Penny: I want to be the CEO of my own company!
Johnny: I <3 your face.
Charlie was at the park for two minutes, then went home to read. *ANGSTY*
over the next few days Tommy was acting all 'Dad of the Year', rolling 'ask Charlie how his day was' and 'snuggle Jack'. i was eyeballing the shifty bastard, just waiting for him to do something evil.
but he kept surprising me by being all sweet to his children.
like, all of them. it was freaky.
*angst*
Family Dinner Night!
d'awwwwww
he was even being sweet to Mary-Anne. what is he planning?
i finally knuckled under and hired a maid. she looks kind of slutty for the 1950's, but hey, it's almost the 60's so she's getting herself liberated nice and early.
Benny's birthday! all of the other kids were at school, so he celebrated all by himself. poor little man.
there he is! he is a clone of his father. blue eyes, brown hair. i think i might omit him from being heir, considering there are two others who look JUST LIKE HIM. apparently Mary-Anne and Tommy's genetics were not diverse enough, because the children all look the damn same. oy vey.
Mary-Anne: Tree. Can you say TREE?
Benny: IDGAF.
Mary-Anne was trying to get Danny to be more interested in improving his skills. he gave her that same exact look that his brother usually does.
*peeping Tom camera be peepin'*
aaaaaaaaaaand he's back ladies and gentleman. i knew he was trying to pull a fast one on me, Tommy you dick.
Charlie, being all helpful with his baby brother. d'awwww.
time for Danny's birthday! it's getting closer and closer to the 60's! far out, man.
he looks like his father.
i changed his hair, and he proceeded to go take a nap on the couch, then ate some mac 'n cheese and was completely unhelpful. so his mother made him take out the trash.
i see you staring at the slutty Maid's ta-tas, Danny you horndog.
Tommy was back to his old tricks, insulting the children, yelling at Mary-Anne. he was being such a bastard that his and Mary-Anne's friendship went below middle, and i think the possibility of them ever sleeping in the same bed again is non existent.
he's the "Emperor of Evil" now, so i suppose that explains his extra ass-hatness.
well, it's time for Jack's birthday!
*strut*
i think he might be a Mary-Anne clone, i am not sure.
Tommy: *glows evilly*
wth is up with the glowing, i mean seriously? i get it, you're a mean bastard, stfu and stfd.
Charlie decided he was going to do his homework outside. i don't know why, maybe because he's a weirdo like that.
well, the blessed event his here, Johnny's birthday from teen to adult! the 1960's is about to begin! there was a backyard party to celebrate, and all of their friends came, the ones who can stand being around Tommy for more than five minutes that is.
Danny's keeping it classy...
i don't know what the hell this was all about, they all of a sudden starting "wooe-ing" whatever the hell that means. i was staring at the screen with my 'wtf' expression.
time to blow out the cake! goodbye 50's! hellloooooo 60's!
Penny is so excited!
next time: the Doyles, IN COLOR! Johnny searches for a job, the boys muscle for heir, and Mary-Anne has a mid-life crisis! thanks for reading! - Heebs