5.2.
last update revealed that Brendan found a woman who could tolerate his bastardry for more than two minutes (even if said woman is technically INSANE, but that is beside the point), they got married, had a baby named Xander, then moved out into their own household. meanwhile, Itsy had some sort of strange Bob the Builder thing going on, got promoted and no longer had to wear said douchebag outfit, Katelyn got pregnant again, and Grandpa Casey came for a visit. i am sure i am missing something, but whateveeeeer.
this update is brought to you by Ashley Doyle, rockin' her flower hat like a boss.
Itsy dreams of how cool it would be to have his own pet dragon, he would be the coolest dad on the block, no doubt. never change Itsy, never change.
Casey proves that he is officially an old man by falling asleep on the couch instead of going home to his own house. tsk.
Katie is getting close to poppin' out moar babbies, so exciting! i hope that it is a boy >.>
i changed Aly's hair, the pippy longstockings look wasn't doing it for either of us.
Aly: Finally.
hey, hey, no need to get hostile. jeez.
i think the next door neighbor belongs to L.A.R.P. or perhaps a Sherlock Holmes reenactment troupe, idek.
so cute, both of them, i could just asplode.
Itsy: Aly, come play with this AWESOME bulldozer toy with me.
Aly: *DNGAF*
yep. she was exposed to her uncle just a bit too long for my piece of mind.
fanservice. you're welcome.
Aly: *still DNGAF*
Itsy: Uncle Brendan and I need to have a little chat.
Aly: GTFO.
Itsy: *plays some football to console himself* You'll never be mean to me, computer game. *tear*
better not be twins up in there, i'll stab a bitch.
Itsy: Sweetheart, why are you hanging out in the bushes?
Aly: The depths of my disdain is boundless.
BABBIE TIIIIME
another girl, damn it. meet Lily Doyle.
yep. Ashley is definitely Itsy's child.
Itsy: I have no idea what you mean.
uh-huh.
Lily got an imaginary friend, its name is Boinky, i have no idea if it is male or female, sooo... yeah.
i had no idea Satan Spawn played with rabbit toys.
Aly: This is a vampire killer rabbit from mars.
riiiight. i am just gonna go over here. far, far away. ahem. *runs*
Ash tries to eat her doll's head... just because she can.
Ashley: *omnomnom*
ugh. again? you JUST had a baby. goddamn.
Katie: You wanna do it?
Itsy: DAMN GIRL, I am gonna HIT DAT.
*facepalm*
Ashley had her birthday, and i forgot to take a picture of the birthday cake and stuff, but not like you all haven't seen it before, so, whatevs. anyway, Ash is starting to look like her mother, but it's early yet, so, we shall see.
she's frickin' adorbs.
Ash: Dis some good juice.
Aly: Can we move yet? This place is far too shabby to contain my awesomeness, I need a mansion or something.
girl doesn't pull any punches, does she? jeez.
Boinky needs to stop popping up all over the place, it is freaky.
and now, dating tips from Alyson Doyle:
Aly: And the woman tells the boyfriend, 'Get me a sparkling water with a thin slice of lemon, because I have been working my ass off all day and am in need of refreshment', because the woman clearly wears the pants, and the man exists to serve.
i don't know where you get your information young lady, but that isn't how it works.
Aly: O RLY? Methinks that you are just doing it wrong.
... devil child.
and yet she is so innocent when she sleeps.
and then it was time for Lily's birthday! and Boinky is in the background hornin' in on the spotlight, i mean seriously, you ham. anyway, Lily looks JUST LIKE ITSY. to a frickin' T.
adorable.
i gave Katie a little makeover, just 'cause.
and Itsy, too.
makin' dem burgers, like a bawss.
*pop*
FML.
Katie: I have something to tell you.
Katie: Promise me you won't freak out.
Itsy: Uh-oh.
Katie: I am pregnant.
*crickets*
Itsy: You best be jokin'.
i'm afraid not, friend.
Itsy: SHIT.
the girls bombard their father as soon as they hear the news.
Ash: Is it true!? I AM GONNA HAVE ANOTHER BB SISTER!?
Aly: Goddamn it.
Itsy: I need a Tylenol or something.
ditto.
this is all Lily does, seriously, it's kind of freaky.
doin' that homework, ya'll.
mmk, Ash, you're my favorite, not even gonna try and lie.
followed closely by Aly, who is going to look just like her mother and be totally gorgeous, i can already tell.
... cutest thing ever, just like her mama.
while the girls were playing astronauts i discovered that they could bebop, just like Itsy. this in turn made me suspicious, so, i investigated and discovered something interesting.
Aly and Ash are IF's, as you can see here.
Ash: I AM JUST LIKE MY DAD :D :D :D :D
Aly: Awesome, now we're all freaks, how peachy.
i made an executive decision to move Xander into the household and make him an heir candidate, just in case Katie doesn't have a boy, plus, i mean look at the kid. he's freaking cute as hell.
and since his mother is insane and his father don't gives a fuck, we can safely say the kid's better off living with his Aunt and Uncle, y/y?
he is a bookworm, so, he does this a lot.
the girls coming home from school, d'awwww.
so adorable, omg.
i can't even. though, i must admit, his lack of Bren expressions is somewhat disappointing.
okay, that is more like it.
Katie & Xander: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOOL
o... kay.
Aly: Ugh. My family is so weird.
get used to it, babe.
very adorable children in this gen, i am pleased.
BABBIE TIME. again.
A BOY! A BOY! AFKLJKIAHG!1!!! i named him Riley <3
so. i finally got off my ass and made them a Legacy house, since the Craftsman was getting VERY tight with the addition of Xander and Riley, so, a small tour:
foyer.
dining room.
living room.
i went with French Country throughout the house.
master bedroom.
Nursery.
Ashley's room, i went with a sort of Alice in Wonderland theme.
Aly's room, i have no idea what i was going for in here, i just threw a bunch of shit together and prayed for the best.
the boys got pirate ships, hells yes.
/tour
and first order of business was Aly's birthday.
Aly: What should I wish for? Hmm. How about a pony, my own car, a hot boyfriend, a shitload of shoes, and to be the most popular girl in school? Yeah, that ought to do it.
... you don't ask for much, do ya? god.
*whoosh*
as predicted, she is a Katelyn clone, and this makes her GAWJUSS.
and that is the end of the update, sorry it took me so long >.>
ANYWAYS, that makes it about 2020 in the game, and there is going to be some weird shit goin' down, so stay tuned for all that. as usual, thanks for reading! <3
this update is brought to you by Ashley Doyle, rockin' her flower hat like a boss.
Itsy dreams of how cool it would be to have his own pet dragon, he would be the coolest dad on the block, no doubt. never change Itsy, never change.
Casey proves that he is officially an old man by falling asleep on the couch instead of going home to his own house. tsk.
Katie is getting close to poppin' out moar babbies, so exciting! i hope that it is a boy >.>
i changed Aly's hair, the pippy longstockings look wasn't doing it for either of us.
Aly: Finally.
hey, hey, no need to get hostile. jeez.
i think the next door neighbor belongs to L.A.R.P. or perhaps a Sherlock Holmes reenactment troupe, idek.
so cute, both of them, i could just asplode.
Itsy: Aly, come play with this AWESOME bulldozer toy with me.
Aly: *DNGAF*
yep. she was exposed to her uncle just a bit too long for my piece of mind.
fanservice. you're welcome.
Aly: *still DNGAF*
Itsy: Uncle Brendan and I need to have a little chat.
Aly: GTFO.
Itsy: *plays some football to console himself* You'll never be mean to me, computer game. *tear*
better not be twins up in there, i'll stab a bitch.
Itsy: Sweetheart, why are you hanging out in the bushes?
Aly: The depths of my disdain is boundless.
BABBIE TIIIIME
another girl, damn it. meet Lily Doyle.
yep. Ashley is definitely Itsy's child.
Itsy: I have no idea what you mean.
uh-huh.
Lily got an imaginary friend, its name is Boinky, i have no idea if it is male or female, sooo... yeah.
i had no idea Satan Spawn played with rabbit toys.
Aly: This is a vampire killer rabbit from mars.
riiiight. i am just gonna go over here. far, far away. ahem. *runs*
Ash tries to eat her doll's head... just because she can.
Ashley: *omnomnom*
ugh. again? you JUST had a baby. goddamn.
Katie: You wanna do it?
Itsy: DAMN GIRL, I am gonna HIT DAT.
*facepalm*
Ashley had her birthday, and i forgot to take a picture of the birthday cake and stuff, but not like you all haven't seen it before, so, whatevs. anyway, Ash is starting to look like her mother, but it's early yet, so, we shall see.
she's frickin' adorbs.
Ash: Dis some good juice.
Aly: Can we move yet? This place is far too shabby to contain my awesomeness, I need a mansion or something.
girl doesn't pull any punches, does she? jeez.
Boinky needs to stop popping up all over the place, it is freaky.
and now, dating tips from Alyson Doyle:
Aly: And the woman tells the boyfriend, 'Get me a sparkling water with a thin slice of lemon, because I have been working my ass off all day and am in need of refreshment', because the woman clearly wears the pants, and the man exists to serve.
i don't know where you get your information young lady, but that isn't how it works.
Aly: O RLY? Methinks that you are just doing it wrong.
... devil child.
and yet she is so innocent when she sleeps.
and then it was time for Lily's birthday! and Boinky is in the background hornin' in on the spotlight, i mean seriously, you ham. anyway, Lily looks JUST LIKE ITSY. to a frickin' T.
adorable.
i gave Katie a little makeover, just 'cause.
and Itsy, too.
makin' dem burgers, like a bawss.
*pop*
FML.
Katie: I have something to tell you.
Katie: Promise me you won't freak out.
Itsy: Uh-oh.
Katie: I am pregnant.
*crickets*
Itsy: You best be jokin'.
i'm afraid not, friend.
Itsy: SHIT.
the girls bombard their father as soon as they hear the news.
Ash: Is it true!? I AM GONNA HAVE ANOTHER BB SISTER!?
Aly: Goddamn it.
Itsy: I need a Tylenol or something.
ditto.
this is all Lily does, seriously, it's kind of freaky.
doin' that homework, ya'll.
mmk, Ash, you're my favorite, not even gonna try and lie.
followed closely by Aly, who is going to look just like her mother and be totally gorgeous, i can already tell.
... cutest thing ever, just like her mama.
while the girls were playing astronauts i discovered that they could bebop, just like Itsy. this in turn made me suspicious, so, i investigated and discovered something interesting.
Aly and Ash are IF's, as you can see here.
Ash: I AM JUST LIKE MY DAD :D :D :D :D
Aly: Awesome, now we're all freaks, how peachy.
i made an executive decision to move Xander into the household and make him an heir candidate, just in case Katie doesn't have a boy, plus, i mean look at the kid. he's freaking cute as hell.
and since his mother is insane and his father don't gives a fuck, we can safely say the kid's better off living with his Aunt and Uncle, y/y?
he is a bookworm, so, he does this a lot.
the girls coming home from school, d'awwww.
so adorable, omg.
i can't even. though, i must admit, his lack of Bren expressions is somewhat disappointing.
okay, that is more like it.
Katie & Xander: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOOL
o... kay.
Aly: Ugh. My family is so weird.
get used to it, babe.
very adorable children in this gen, i am pleased.
BABBIE TIME. again.
A BOY! A BOY! AFKLJKIAHG!1!!! i named him Riley <3
so. i finally got off my ass and made them a Legacy house, since the Craftsman was getting VERY tight with the addition of Xander and Riley, so, a small tour:
foyer.
dining room.
living room.
i went with French Country throughout the house.
master bedroom.
Nursery.
Ashley's room, i went with a sort of Alice in Wonderland theme.
Aly's room, i have no idea what i was going for in here, i just threw a bunch of shit together and prayed for the best.
the boys got pirate ships, hells yes.
/tour
and first order of business was Aly's birthday.
Aly: What should I wish for? Hmm. How about a pony, my own car, a hot boyfriend, a shitload of shoes, and to be the most popular girl in school? Yeah, that ought to do it.
... you don't ask for much, do ya? god.
*whoosh*
as predicted, she is a Katelyn clone, and this makes her GAWJUSS.
and that is the end of the update, sorry it took me so long >.>
ANYWAYS, that makes it about 2020 in the game, and there is going to be some weird shit goin' down, so stay tuned for all that. as usual, thanks for reading! <3