5.0.
hullo thar! Itsy and Katelyn won the heir poll (naturally), so will make big fat, green haired babies! last time we checked in with the Doyles, Itsy proposed, Ian graduated, they moved to Queenstown, had badass bachelor/ette parties, and Brendan continued to not give any fucks, as per the norm. on with Generation 5!
we start off this update with Queenstown Chapel, where Ian is plumbobin' it up in the background >.>
Itsy and his best man make sure that they are lookin' sharp. btw, Itsy, wtf were you thinking choosing Brendan as your best man, are you smoking crack?
Brendan: *DNGA FUUUUUUUUUCK*
Itsy: Not my smartest move, now that you mention it.
ya think?
Katie in her side of the chapel, bein' all hot and stuff.
Katie: Is that a pimple? Shit.
wedding time! isn't Queenstown chapel adorable? i think so.
... i am going to seriously light the cell phones in game on FIRE. always ruining my damn shots.
Itsy: You couldn't turn your phone off for ten minutes?
Katie: STFU and put the ring on, douche.
d'awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Casey: *lip wobble*
Ian: I CANNOT EVEN HANDLE IT *sobsobsob*
Brendan: You just consigned yourself to hell, my man. Good luck with that shit.
Ana: All righty, go home and make me some grandkids.
reception time! woooooo!
*Pulp Fiction shimmy*
Itsy: I am going to wreck that shit when we get home. UNF.
Katie: *gigglegiggle*
is... he enjoying himself? i think hell just froze over.
you are freaking me out, Bren. stop it.
i have no idea what Casey thinks he is doing, but he is being creepy as shit. go put your tux back on, asshole.
Katie: Dad, why are you dressed like a Scientist? MOM. I think dad is losing it.
Itsy and Katie's first apartment, it's really cute.
Queenstown is so pretty.
lobby.
foyer.
master.
master, again.
kitchen.
living room.
living room, again.
moar living room.
first order of bidness: makin' babbies.
*cue Barry White*
ohhh yeeeaaaah.
Itsy makes some goopy carbonara for their first meal.
and burns the shit out of it.
so Katelyn made some that was not burned, and they ate that. it's the thought that counts, amirite?
so. after they did the mattress mambo, a rumor circulated that Katelyn was banging an Occult, since she is now like a 2 star celeb or something, so i had her go and deflect the rumor, and i forgot that the person you click is the one who gets blamed for it, and that happened to be Itsy, so she had to go hone and apologize.
obviously he got over it.
Itsy: *gigglegigglegiggle*
Katie: Purrow.
i love at the end of this interaction when they slap the other person, i wasn't fast enough to catch it lol
*pop*
Generation 5 bb incubatin' in thurr.
this is how they celebrated. why am i not surprised?
Itsy joined the music career to help pay for his babies. party like a rockstar.
while he is at work, Katie got a craving for onion rings, so she went to the Cupcake Cafe and got some.
Katie: Yes, onion rings. I am pregnant dude, just get the damn things.
Clerk: Ooookay.
omnomnom.
MILF.
oblig reading of Totally Preggers.
naptime. she is so cute, i don't even know what to do with myself. best sim ever.
bitch is about ready to combust.
Katie: *gives the stink eye*
Katie: Stupid slag.
gah! she is so pretty, i am dying.
Katie has taken to wandering around her apartment building, i don't really know why. she likes to read the paper and stare at things. i think pregnancy has made her a little loopy.
she ended up going into labor during one such occasion. good job, dumbass.
Itsy: Why are you even in here!? I don't even.
a bb girl!!! her name is Alyson.
i gave her a gender neutral baby room, just in case i was cursed with more boys.
Itsy is fascinated by Aly, he rolls for holding her and cuddling and other dad things. d'awwww.
okay, it can officially be said now. DILF.
i sort of forgot about her, so she had to have her birthday on the floor with no cake >.>
she is an Itsy clone, same nose, same eyes, but she has her mama's hair and skin.
super adorable, just like i knew she would be. how can she not with these genes?
i couldn't get a good shot of it, due to the awkwardness of the room, but still. d'awww.
and some Vampire bitch with a shower cap died out in front of their apartment, it brought on the lulz in a big way.
especially when i saw this. LOLLERSKATES.
bet you wish you hadn't worn that shower cap before you died, don't you genius?
Vampire Ghost: STFU.
Katie, why in the hell are you crying?
*POP*
and another Generation 5 baby on the way! that's it for now, i still need to either build them a new house or just move them into one of the awesome ones in Queenstown and redecorate it. i am lazy >.>
thanks for reading as usual! <3
we start off this update with Queenstown Chapel, where Ian is plumbobin' it up in the background >.>
Itsy and his best man make sure that they are lookin' sharp. btw, Itsy, wtf were you thinking choosing Brendan as your best man, are you smoking crack?
Brendan: *DNGA FUUUUUUUUUCK*
Itsy: Not my smartest move, now that you mention it.
ya think?
Katie in her side of the chapel, bein' all hot and stuff.
Katie: Is that a pimple? Shit.
wedding time! isn't Queenstown chapel adorable? i think so.
... i am going to seriously light the cell phones in game on FIRE. always ruining my damn shots.
Itsy: You couldn't turn your phone off for ten minutes?
Katie: STFU and put the ring on, douche.
d'awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Casey: *lip wobble*
Ian: I CANNOT EVEN HANDLE IT *sobsobsob*
Brendan: You just consigned yourself to hell, my man. Good luck with that shit.
Ana: All righty, go home and make me some grandkids.
reception time! woooooo!
*Pulp Fiction shimmy*
Itsy: I am going to wreck that shit when we get home. UNF.
Katie: *gigglegiggle*
is... he enjoying himself? i think hell just froze over.
you are freaking me out, Bren. stop it.
i have no idea what Casey thinks he is doing, but he is being creepy as shit. go put your tux back on, asshole.
Katie: Dad, why are you dressed like a Scientist? MOM. I think dad is losing it.
Itsy and Katie's first apartment, it's really cute.
Queenstown is so pretty.
lobby.
foyer.
master.
master, again.
kitchen.
living room.
living room, again.
moar living room.
first order of bidness: makin' babbies.
*cue Barry White*
ohhh yeeeaaaah.
Itsy makes some goopy carbonara for their first meal.
and burns the shit out of it.
so Katelyn made some that was not burned, and they ate that. it's the thought that counts, amirite?
so. after they did the mattress mambo, a rumor circulated that Katelyn was banging an Occult, since she is now like a 2 star celeb or something, so i had her go and deflect the rumor, and i forgot that the person you click is the one who gets blamed for it, and that happened to be Itsy, so she had to go hone and apologize.
obviously he got over it.
Itsy: *gigglegigglegiggle*
Katie: Purrow.
i love at the end of this interaction when they slap the other person, i wasn't fast enough to catch it lol
*pop*
Generation 5 bb incubatin' in thurr.
this is how they celebrated. why am i not surprised?
Itsy joined the music career to help pay for his babies. party like a rockstar.
while he is at work, Katie got a craving for onion rings, so she went to the Cupcake Cafe and got some.
Katie: Yes, onion rings. I am pregnant dude, just get the damn things.
Clerk: Ooookay.
omnomnom.
MILF.
oblig reading of Totally Preggers.
naptime. she is so cute, i don't even know what to do with myself. best sim ever.
bitch is about ready to combust.
Katie: *gives the stink eye*
Katie: Stupid slag.
gah! she is so pretty, i am dying.
Katie has taken to wandering around her apartment building, i don't really know why. she likes to read the paper and stare at things. i think pregnancy has made her a little loopy.
she ended up going into labor during one such occasion. good job, dumbass.
Itsy: Why are you even in here!? I don't even.
a bb girl!!! her name is Alyson.
i gave her a gender neutral baby room, just in case i was cursed with more boys.
Itsy is fascinated by Aly, he rolls for holding her and cuddling and other dad things. d'awwww.
okay, it can officially be said now. DILF.
i sort of forgot about her, so she had to have her birthday on the floor with no cake >.>
she is an Itsy clone, same nose, same eyes, but she has her mama's hair and skin.
super adorable, just like i knew she would be. how can she not with these genes?
i couldn't get a good shot of it, due to the awkwardness of the room, but still. d'awww.
and some Vampire bitch with a shower cap died out in front of their apartment, it brought on the lulz in a big way.
especially when i saw this. LOLLERSKATES.
bet you wish you hadn't worn that shower cap before you died, don't you genius?
Vampire Ghost: STFU.
Katie, why in the hell are you crying?
*POP*
and another Generation 5 baby on the way! that's it for now, i still need to either build them a new house or just move them into one of the awesome ones in Queenstown and redecorate it. i am lazy >.>
thanks for reading as usual! <3