4.4.
last time: Ian began dating Yoanna, a fierce as hale bitch, Brendan was indifferent, there was a teen beach party that failed massively, Itsy had an epic showdown with a sandcastle, Bren aged up and graduated with honors, and Katelyn worked out. a lot. now, ON WITH THE PROM UPDATE OMG EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D :D :D
i gave Katelyn some pink zebra striped glasses because... i could. (Tamo, ilu sfm <3)
these two do their homework together ALL THE TIME. it is so damn sweet i could just die (most of the time it is on the front porch, i was shocked to see them doing it IN THE HOUSE for once).
Ian was having massive mood swings, so Casey had a heart to heart with him, which started out with good intentions and went somewhere else entirely... Casey and i still aren't sure what happened >.>
Casey: Son, I know you have been experiencing a lot of hormones and such lately, and you're in a relationship with Yoanna and you have all these confusing emotions going on, so I just wanted to tell you that I understand. I was your age once.
Ian: LOL WUT?
Casey: I get it. You're experiencing all kinds of weird stuff, trying to figure out who you are as a person, I have been there.
Casey: But that does not give you an excuse to misbehave or take your anger out on your family. Do you understand what I am trying to say?
Ian: I swear to 'eff I HATE THIS FAMILY! You're always up in my business, just screw off for god's sake! DAMN!
Casey: Settle down there tiger, I didn't mean to-
Ian: I WILL CUT YOU.
that face LOOOOOOOOLOLOLOL
Ian: LOL :D
Casey: *Nervous Laughter* O_O
Casey: What the hell just happened?
i... have no idea, man.
Ian: Bren, can I ask you something? About girls?
Brendan: *sigh* Goddamn it.
Brendan: I. Don't. Fucking. Care. Understand?
Ian: WUT?
ummmm... Itsy. why are you leaving Katie's room HALF NAKED? (daaaayuuum, you sexy for an imaginary friend. UNF.)
that next morning:
Katie: Shit. Is he going to give me another long-winded speech on teen pregnancy again?
Casey: Hey sweetheart. Anything you want to talk about? Something on your mind?
Katie: Are you fucking serious? That's all?
Casey: *waits nonchalantly*
Katie: Ummm... no?
Casey: Okay, if you change your mind, I am always ready to listen.
Katie: All righty then.
i see you Casey, trying to change your parenting tactics. not gonna work, just sayin'.
Katie: That was frackin' weirder than usual.
ditto.
Sienna comes to visit her grandkids, because she is hella old and about ready to die.
Casey: MOM. I THINK KATELYN IS SEXUALLY ACTIVE WHAT THE HELL SHOULD I DO!?
Sienna: ...
Sienna: I am way too old to deal with this shit.
Katie: Hi Grandma!
Sienna: Hey pumpkin, do me a favor and take it easy on your dad for a few days, he looks ready to have an aneurysm.
Sienna: Who in the hell is the green haired kid that is living with you?
Ana: Oh, that's Itsy. You see, he used to be Katelyn's imaginary friend, and we all thought she was just... eccentric, but then apparently she made this potion and turned him real. So he lives with us now, and he's actually quite a nice young man.
Sienna: ... and I thought we did a lot of drugs in the 70's.
Itsy: Katelyn, I have something I want to ask you.
Itsy: Will you go to Prom with me?
Katie: OMFG YES! *FACENOM*
Ana: Oh, and they're dating.
Sienna: This household is fucking insane, you know that right?
Casey: My baby girl is going to prom! *LIP WOBBLE*
Katie: Must. Get skinnier. For. Prom.
*HUFF/PUFF/JAZZERCISE*
Katie: I already feel thinner! :D :D
... *sigh* i give up.
and now, KATIE SPAM, BECAUSE UNF:
prettiest most hottest sim i have ever had born in game, without a doubt.
so Katie and Ian went to go pick out their prom clothes and hair and all that good shit.
she looks adorbs.
i love those earrings.
i changed her eye makeup very slightly, she is a hot bitch ngl.
and look who was there looking at tattoos (how not surprising).
Yoanna: Yuuuuup.
Ian: Hey Yoanna... want to go to prom with me?
Yoanna: 'Bout time you manned the fuck up and asked me, punk ass. I was about ready to bust your kneecaps in. Of course I will go with you, better work on your dance moves though because if you embarrass me I will punch you in the dick.
Katie: SON OF A BITCH! Now I have to ride in the limo with her. UGH.
Itsy and his knock-off Armani suit, lookin' all hot. their prom picture is going to be so badass.
Itsy: I could be a model. *pose*
*strut*
the night before Prom, Casey broke down and had a 'dad talk' with Katie, even though he was trying to be 'cool dad' with his new parenting tactics, but clearly that approach was made of fail >.>
Casey: When you're out having fun tomorrow night, I want you to keep a few things in mind.
Casey: Keep your drink with you at all times, do NOT set it down, that is when some asshole is going to roofie you, okay? So just get a new drink if you have to set it down to go pee, ok?
Casey: Also, have someone with you at all times, do not leave the dance for any reason. Safety in numbers, all right?
Casey: I think it goes without saying that you should not do anything illegal, I know that you know this, but I am just throwing it out there.
Casey: Someone might get it into their heads like, "Hey, I have a crazy idea! Let's go get a hotel room and buy some alcohol and drugs and have our own party!"
Casey: "Because we're just having fun right?"
Casey: WRONG.
Casey: That shit is not fun, that's how you get raped, a shitload of STD's and pregnant. I am not even kidding. Do not do that. Ever.
Casey: I was a horny teenager once, I know what goes through a guy's brain, and it's not some innocent underage drinking and eating magic brownies, all right? All he wants is in your pants.
Casey: All right? Good talk honey.
Katelyn: *emotionally scarred for life +100*
Casey trains Itsy all the time, i think he just likes to make sure he's not screwing Katelyn by keeping him exhausted.
Casey: GO! RUN! BTW, Iwillkillyouifyouhurtmydaughterokay?
Itsy: What was that? *huff/puff*
Casey: Nothing, nothing...
Itsy... my god... i can't even. you need to put clothes on, you makin' me feel like a pedo, m'kay?
Bren looks so much like his mother, it is killing me. his eyebrows are very swoopy lol
Brendan: *SDNGAF*
he is pretty hot though, ngl.
PROM NIGHT! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*proud papa*
oblig couple shot.
the limo, ~SWANKY
all the kids in their prom-wear.
and the events of the dance, as told by EA:
Ian won Prom King and busted out an epic dance move that the entire dance went apeshit over, because apparently he took Yoanna's advice to heart, not wanting to get decked in the peen and everything. Katelyn won Prom Queen and cried profusely (can you say awkward? sharing royalty with your brother? EWW).
Itsy and Katelyn were declared cutest couple, which i have to agree with you on that one EA, THEY SO ARE. Itsy revealed that he really likes Katie a lot, and she cried some more, they were then labeled the most popular couple (two honors in one night, eat that Yoanna!), everyone copied their dance moves and stared at their stylish duds all night. and thus concluded prom. and now, pictures:
best prom pic ever.
although i gotta say, this is pretty frackin' lulzy XD *dies*
and that is all for today, thanks for reading! <3 <3 <3
i gave Katelyn some pink zebra striped glasses because... i could. (Tamo, ilu sfm <3)
these two do their homework together ALL THE TIME. it is so damn sweet i could just die (most of the time it is on the front porch, i was shocked to see them doing it IN THE HOUSE for once).
Ian was having massive mood swings, so Casey had a heart to heart with him, which started out with good intentions and went somewhere else entirely... Casey and i still aren't sure what happened >.>
Casey: Son, I know you have been experiencing a lot of hormones and such lately, and you're in a relationship with Yoanna and you have all these confusing emotions going on, so I just wanted to tell you that I understand. I was your age once.
Ian: LOL WUT?
Casey: I get it. You're experiencing all kinds of weird stuff, trying to figure out who you are as a person, I have been there.
Casey: But that does not give you an excuse to misbehave or take your anger out on your family. Do you understand what I am trying to say?
Ian: I swear to 'eff I HATE THIS FAMILY! You're always up in my business, just screw off for god's sake! DAMN!
Casey: Settle down there tiger, I didn't mean to-
Ian: I WILL CUT YOU.
that face LOOOOOOOOLOLOLOL
Ian: LOL :D
Casey: *Nervous Laughter* O_O
Casey: What the hell just happened?
i... have no idea, man.
Ian: Bren, can I ask you something? About girls?
Brendan: *sigh* Goddamn it.
Brendan: I. Don't. Fucking. Care. Understand?
Ian: WUT?
ummmm... Itsy. why are you leaving Katie's room HALF NAKED? (daaaayuuum, you sexy for an imaginary friend. UNF.)
that next morning:
Katie: Shit. Is he going to give me another long-winded speech on teen pregnancy again?
Casey: Hey sweetheart. Anything you want to talk about? Something on your mind?
Katie: Are you fucking serious? That's all?
Casey: *waits nonchalantly*
Katie: Ummm... no?
Casey: Okay, if you change your mind, I am always ready to listen.
Katie: All righty then.
i see you Casey, trying to change your parenting tactics. not gonna work, just sayin'.
Katie: That was frackin' weirder than usual.
ditto.
Sienna comes to visit her grandkids, because she is hella old and about ready to die.
Casey: MOM. I THINK KATELYN IS SEXUALLY ACTIVE WHAT THE HELL SHOULD I DO!?
Sienna: ...
Sienna: I am way too old to deal with this shit.
Katie: Hi Grandma!
Sienna: Hey pumpkin, do me a favor and take it easy on your dad for a few days, he looks ready to have an aneurysm.
Sienna: Who in the hell is the green haired kid that is living with you?
Ana: Oh, that's Itsy. You see, he used to be Katelyn's imaginary friend, and we all thought she was just... eccentric, but then apparently she made this potion and turned him real. So he lives with us now, and he's actually quite a nice young man.
Sienna: ... and I thought we did a lot of drugs in the 70's.
Itsy: Katelyn, I have something I want to ask you.
Itsy: Will you go to Prom with me?
Katie: OMFG YES! *FACENOM*
Ana: Oh, and they're dating.
Sienna: This household is fucking insane, you know that right?
Casey: My baby girl is going to prom! *LIP WOBBLE*
Katie: Must. Get skinnier. For. Prom.
*HUFF/PUFF/JAZZERCISE*
Katie: I already feel thinner! :D :D
... *sigh* i give up.
and now, KATIE SPAM, BECAUSE UNF:
prettiest most hottest sim i have ever had born in game, without a doubt.
so Katie and Ian went to go pick out their prom clothes and hair and all that good shit.
she looks adorbs.
i love those earrings.
i changed her eye makeup very slightly, she is a hot bitch ngl.
and look who was there looking at tattoos (how not surprising).
Yoanna: Yuuuuup.
Ian: Hey Yoanna... want to go to prom with me?
Yoanna: 'Bout time you manned the fuck up and asked me, punk ass. I was about ready to bust your kneecaps in. Of course I will go with you, better work on your dance moves though because if you embarrass me I will punch you in the dick.
Katie: SON OF A BITCH! Now I have to ride in the limo with her. UGH.
Itsy and his knock-off Armani suit, lookin' all hot. their prom picture is going to be so badass.
Itsy: I could be a model. *pose*
*strut*
the night before Prom, Casey broke down and had a 'dad talk' with Katie, even though he was trying to be 'cool dad' with his new parenting tactics, but clearly that approach was made of fail >.>
Casey: When you're out having fun tomorrow night, I want you to keep a few things in mind.
Casey: Keep your drink with you at all times, do NOT set it down, that is when some asshole is going to roofie you, okay? So just get a new drink if you have to set it down to go pee, ok?
Casey: Also, have someone with you at all times, do not leave the dance for any reason. Safety in numbers, all right?
Casey: I think it goes without saying that you should not do anything illegal, I know that you know this, but I am just throwing it out there.
Casey: Someone might get it into their heads like, "Hey, I have a crazy idea! Let's go get a hotel room and buy some alcohol and drugs and have our own party!"
Casey: "Because we're just having fun right?"
Casey: WRONG.
Casey: That shit is not fun, that's how you get raped, a shitload of STD's and pregnant. I am not even kidding. Do not do that. Ever.
Casey: I was a horny teenager once, I know what goes through a guy's brain, and it's not some innocent underage drinking and eating magic brownies, all right? All he wants is in your pants.
Casey: All right? Good talk honey.
Katelyn: *emotionally scarred for life +100*
Casey trains Itsy all the time, i think he just likes to make sure he's not screwing Katelyn by keeping him exhausted.
Casey: GO! RUN! BTW, Iwillkillyouifyouhurtmydaughterokay?
Itsy: What was that? *huff/puff*
Casey: Nothing, nothing...
Itsy... my god... i can't even. you need to put clothes on, you makin' me feel like a pedo, m'kay?
Bren looks so much like his mother, it is killing me. his eyebrows are very swoopy lol
Brendan: *SDNGAF*
he is pretty hot though, ngl.
PROM NIGHT! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*proud papa*
oblig couple shot.
the limo, ~SWANKY
all the kids in their prom-wear.
and the events of the dance, as told by EA:
Ian won Prom King and busted out an epic dance move that the entire dance went apeshit over, because apparently he took Yoanna's advice to heart, not wanting to get decked in the peen and everything. Katelyn won Prom Queen and cried profusely (can you say awkward? sharing royalty with your brother? EWW).
Itsy and Katelyn were declared cutest couple, which i have to agree with you on that one EA, THEY SO ARE. Itsy revealed that he really likes Katie a lot, and she cried some more, they were then labeled the most popular couple (two honors in one night, eat that Yoanna!), everyone copied their dance moves and stared at their stylish duds all night. and thus concluded prom. and now, pictures:
best prom pic ever.
although i gotta say, this is pretty frackin' lulzy XD *dies*
and that is all for today, thanks for reading! <3 <3 <3