4.2.
last time, the Doyles expanded their family by two and one very strange green haired imaginary-friend-child-thing, Anastasia entered the scary and oft times suicide inducing Daycare profession, and Casey started a midlife crisis that was largely ignored because i had a thousand other things to worry about other than Casey and his wrinkles and rolled wants for penis cars. on with the update!
Katelyn: PSST! Itsy! Wanna know a secret?
Itsy: *is intrigued*
Katelyn: You're my best friend.
Both: *GIGGLEGIGGLEGIGGLE*
and how exactly does this constitute as a frackin' secret? come the hell on EA!
Katelyn does her homework IN HER ROOM ON THE DESK LIKE A NORMAL CHILD.
while these two chuckleheads do it on the FRACKIN' FRONT PORCH even though there is a PERFECTLY GOOD DESK UPSTAIRS.
Casey the DILF excellent father that he is reads his baby girl a bedtime story shirtless so i can see his delicious chest because he... just is.
Casey: In the flat above Coraline's under the roof was a crazy old man with a big moustache. He told Coraline that he was training a mouse circus. He wouldn't let anyone see it
Katelyn: *is enraptured*
Casey: "The reason you cannot see the Mouse Circus," said the man upstairs, "is that the mice are not yet ready and rehearsed. Also, they refuse to play the songs I have written for them. All the songs I have written for the mice to play go oompah-oompah. But the white mice will only play toodle-oodle, like that. I am thinking of trying them on different types of cheese.
Katelyn: *LOLLERSKATES*
Coraline is the best evar, and Katie agrees. *nod*
ummm... i forgot that it was Brendan's birthday, because i am a terrible simmer.
OMG HE IS SO CUTE. and jaded >.> (note Casey in the background, he came running up to cheer a little late, don't you think?)
Itsy: HHHNNNNGGGHHH. STARVATION.
Casey's first day of Highschool, good luck to you my boy.
when he got home he seriously ate like two plates of Autumn Salad. he is a growing boy >.>
Itsy: *attempts to bury self*
umm... carry on then.
well, it would seem our adorable little blonde-haired Doyle is something of a PUNKASS because he refuses to do his homework unless i make him do it, he is constantly setting traps and being a bastard in general, has a crappy attitude, always rolls to do something mean to one of his siblings, and he does not have the evil trait, or the rebellious trait, or any sort of trait that would make him act like that. *is suspicious*
and he got caught trying to steal the test answers from his teacher's office, and got taken home by the cops. Casey was none too thrilled, as you can imagine.
Brendan: RELAX! You have this scary vein popping out on your forehead...
Casey: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGHHH!
oh, like you never did anything wrong before, PFFF. you were just as much of a troublemaker, don't even act like you weren't.
Itsy: I am gonna marry you.
Itsy: And we're gonna have our own house.
Katie: ++
uh oh >.>
Brendan: Why in the fuck are you sitting next to me, freak?
Itsy: Bite me, dickwipe.
ahhh, can you feel the love?
these two, seriously adorable, i can't even.
so, while Brendan was being grounded he snuck out to do god knows what kind of deviant behavior, and like a dillhole got caught on his way back in. his mother was appropriately miffed.
that next day Auntie Bri came to visit. SP was a cruel bitch to her, as you can see.
Ana: Brendan is driving me CRAZY with his teen angst, I am going out of my mind over here!
Brianna: Yeah, I can see how that would be frustrating, but...
Brianna: This is why I never had children.
and once again i forgot it was Ian's birthday, so no cake for you!
he looks like a cross between Casey and Ana for sure, all of the kids this Generation are really damn cute.
Brendan: Okay, so, you can play the game console when I am damn well ready to relinquish it, brat, so get the hell out of here before I sit on your head and fart.
Brendan: *is superior*
Katelyn: Fuck off.
Itsy and Casey do a little bonding. this is your future son-in-law Casey (at least that is what it's starting to look like the way Itsy and Katelyn carry on), so you had better make nice with the boy.
Brendan and his prom attire. he had no date, as he knows virtually no teenage sims, and he is like the most dickish kid ever, so nobody would want to go with him anyway.
as his evening progressed, the game informed me that he asked some girl he likes to dance but she already had a date, crushed his little heart to bits, and avoided him all night. he did not get voted prom-king (big surprise), and thought about pulling pranks about three times but chickened out because of all the chaperones milling about. EPIC FAIL PROM.
even his prom picture was lame.
the double birthday party was a small affair, mainly because i was too lazy to throw a big bash. sue me.
.......................................................................................
seriously, go download Anastasia Tripp right this minute, she makes THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN EVER.
Itsy, you be pretty sexy for a green-haired-imaginary-friend-thing, ngl.
Katie: I am so going to beat you.
Itsy: You think so?
Katie: FOR REAL.
Itsy: I am winning. OHHHH BUUUURN.
Katie: D':
i gave the boys a more teen friendly room upgrade, looks much better.
Itsy's is the bottom bunk, obviously >.>
learning how to drive -
in your father's expensive penis car. WINNAR.
Casey: Sweetheart, I think you need to start locking your door at night, I mean just as a precaution. And don't let Itsy come in here without the door being open, all right? It's just because I love you.
Katie: Um, okay dad, you're hella weird.
Casey: *is so screwed*
she is seriously freakin' pretty, i knew she would be cute, but i didn't think she would be this damn good looking.
don't act all bashful, girl, you're a hot bitch and you know it.
Itsy: *bebops while he is waiting for Katelyn to be done with debate club*
get down with your bad self.
Itsy: I has present.
Itsy: I heart your face, let's go out on a date for reals.
Itsy: *gets the hell out of this guy's way, because he looks like he could snap him in half like a twig*
smart man, Itsy. smart man.
Itsy: I know what we should do on our super awesome fun date!
Katie: ?
Itsy: OUR HOMEWORK!
they are <3 omg
nothing like Great Cousin Shelly dying in the middle of your date to really set the mood. they'll think twice about going out on a date ever again, mission accomplished. did Casey set you up for this? *is suspicious*
sharing a hug on the front porch, omg, i am dying from the cute overload.
Casey is probably lurking at one of the windows making sure Itsy keeps his hands to himself >.>
apparently Ian had an accident, and being the mean bee-otch that i am i forced him to go to school like that, for the lulz.
Itsy: Why is your door open?
Katie: Because dad is being hella weird.
Casey: *from downstairs* IS YOUR DOOR OPEN UP THERE!?
Katie: *sigh* See what I mean?
Itsy: *smolder*
*awkwardness*
*first smooch* <3 <3 <3
Brendan: Disgusting.
and things continued on in this fashion for the next few days:
Itsy: Is your dad gone?
Katie: I think so.
*omnomnomnom*
Katie: You're cute.
Itsy: No you're cute.
Katie: You're cuter.
Itsy: No you're cuter.
YOU'RE BOTH CUT OMGHGFAUFUGFYAIJLIJUURAGKHLAKHJKJKK
strike a pose.
Brendan: Whatever.
god your attitude is shitty, i love it.
Casey: Seriously, who farted?
that's all you, babe.
Itsy: PRESENTS!
Katie: AHMIGAHD.
Katie: For meeee? Srsly!?
Brendan: I threw up in my mouth a little.
Itsy: You know Mrs. D., you're kind of a MILF.
Ana: Oh, Itsy, you flirt! *gigglegiggle*
i see you Itsy, tryin' to schmooze Katelyn's mom you suave little bastard, because both of us know Casey wants to castrate you.
Itsy: So, like... want to make this official?
Katie: Okay. *gigglegiggle*
<3 <3 <3
Casey: *pauses amidst video game playage* Why did I just get the weirdest feeling of foreboding EVAR? It was like a cold blast of air raking savagely down my spine.
you in trouble boy.
Brendan: *so does not give a crap*
look at the scrawny ass, loooool
i have totally been ignoring poor Ian
~FOREVER ALONE
D':
so, the daycare kept glitching and the babies and parents would get stuck pissing themselves on the lot and i would have to reset them, so i just had her quit. now that the kids are in school and Ana doesn't have a thousand little babies running around these two can get in a little mid-morning woo-hoo... if only the Maid would GTFO.
Casey: Seriously, I am trying to hit this shit, do you mind?
Maid: Dat ass.
MEOW.
UNF, get it.
BOW CHICKA BOW WOW.
Katie: Must get in shape to compensate for lack of boobs that I inherited from my mother.
goddamn you are a hot bitch, i can't even.
*HUFF/PUFF*
seriously, these two make me so happy words can not describe.
Casey: Sweetheart, can you put some clothes on? When you're living in my house, you're a Taliban, okay? You keep your body a secret. Except you get to, you know, go to school and read books.
Katelyn: Daaaaaaaaad. DX
(Couples Retreat quotes FTW)
Ian's Birthday! i feel rather guilty that i have been completely ignoring the kid for Itsy and Katelyn >.> i will make it up to you in the next update bb!
the cute in this family is unending, is it possible for them to have ugly children? i am thinking not. look at that skinny chest and those little man boobs! d'awwww!
anyways, that's all for today <3 (Bren, Katie and Itsy are up for download)
Katelyn: PSST! Itsy! Wanna know a secret?
Itsy: *is intrigued*
Katelyn: You're my best friend.
Both: *GIGGLEGIGGLEGIGGLE*
and how exactly does this constitute as a frackin' secret? come the hell on EA!
Katelyn does her homework IN HER ROOM ON THE DESK LIKE A NORMAL CHILD.
while these two chuckleheads do it on the FRACKIN' FRONT PORCH even though there is a PERFECTLY GOOD DESK UPSTAIRS.
Casey the DILF excellent father that he is reads his baby girl a bedtime story shirtless so i can see his delicious chest because he... just is.
Casey: In the flat above Coraline's under the roof was a crazy old man with a big moustache. He told Coraline that he was training a mouse circus. He wouldn't let anyone see it
Katelyn: *is enraptured*
Casey: "The reason you cannot see the Mouse Circus," said the man upstairs, "is that the mice are not yet ready and rehearsed. Also, they refuse to play the songs I have written for them. All the songs I have written for the mice to play go oompah-oompah. But the white mice will only play toodle-oodle, like that. I am thinking of trying them on different types of cheese.
Katelyn: *LOLLERSKATES*
Coraline is the best evar, and Katie agrees. *nod*
ummm... i forgot that it was Brendan's birthday, because i am a terrible simmer.
OMG HE IS SO CUTE. and jaded >.> (note Casey in the background, he came running up to cheer a little late, don't you think?)
Itsy: HHHNNNNGGGHHH. STARVATION.
Casey's first day of Highschool, good luck to you my boy.
when he got home he seriously ate like two plates of Autumn Salad. he is a growing boy >.>
Itsy: *attempts to bury self*
umm... carry on then.
well, it would seem our adorable little blonde-haired Doyle is something of a PUNKASS because he refuses to do his homework unless i make him do it, he is constantly setting traps and being a bastard in general, has a crappy attitude, always rolls to do something mean to one of his siblings, and he does not have the evil trait, or the rebellious trait, or any sort of trait that would make him act like that. *is suspicious*
and he got caught trying to steal the test answers from his teacher's office, and got taken home by the cops. Casey was none too thrilled, as you can imagine.
Brendan: RELAX! You have this scary vein popping out on your forehead...
Casey: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGHHH!
oh, like you never did anything wrong before, PFFF. you were just as much of a troublemaker, don't even act like you weren't.
Itsy: I am gonna marry you.
Itsy: And we're gonna have our own house.
Katie: ++
uh oh >.>
Brendan: Why in the fuck are you sitting next to me, freak?
Itsy: Bite me, dickwipe.
ahhh, can you feel the love?
these two, seriously adorable, i can't even.
so, while Brendan was being grounded he snuck out to do god knows what kind of deviant behavior, and like a dillhole got caught on his way back in. his mother was appropriately miffed.
that next day Auntie Bri came to visit. SP was a cruel bitch to her, as you can see.
Ana: Brendan is driving me CRAZY with his teen angst, I am going out of my mind over here!
Brianna: Yeah, I can see how that would be frustrating, but...
Brianna: This is why I never had children.
and once again i forgot it was Ian's birthday, so no cake for you!
he looks like a cross between Casey and Ana for sure, all of the kids this Generation are really damn cute.
Brendan: Okay, so, you can play the game console when I am damn well ready to relinquish it, brat, so get the hell out of here before I sit on your head and fart.
Brendan: *is superior*
Katelyn: Fuck off.
Itsy and Casey do a little bonding. this is your future son-in-law Casey (at least that is what it's starting to look like the way Itsy and Katelyn carry on), so you had better make nice with the boy.
Brendan and his prom attire. he had no date, as he knows virtually no teenage sims, and he is like the most dickish kid ever, so nobody would want to go with him anyway.
as his evening progressed, the game informed me that he asked some girl he likes to dance but she already had a date, crushed his little heart to bits, and avoided him all night. he did not get voted prom-king (big surprise), and thought about pulling pranks about three times but chickened out because of all the chaperones milling about. EPIC FAIL PROM.
even his prom picture was lame.
the double birthday party was a small affair, mainly because i was too lazy to throw a big bash. sue me.
.......................................................................................
seriously, go download Anastasia Tripp right this minute, she makes THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN EVER.
Itsy, you be pretty sexy for a green-haired-imaginary-friend-thing, ngl.
Katie: I am so going to beat you.
Itsy: You think so?
Katie: FOR REAL.
Itsy: I am winning. OHHHH BUUUURN.
Katie: D':
i gave the boys a more teen friendly room upgrade, looks much better.
Itsy's is the bottom bunk, obviously >.>
learning how to drive -
in your father's expensive penis car. WINNAR.
Casey: Sweetheart, I think you need to start locking your door at night, I mean just as a precaution. And don't let Itsy come in here without the door being open, all right? It's just because I love you.
Katie: Um, okay dad, you're hella weird.
Casey: *is so screwed*
she is seriously freakin' pretty, i knew she would be cute, but i didn't think she would be this damn good looking.
don't act all bashful, girl, you're a hot bitch and you know it.
Itsy: *bebops while he is waiting for Katelyn to be done with debate club*
get down with your bad self.
Itsy: I has present.
Itsy: I heart your face, let's go out on a date for reals.
Itsy: *gets the hell out of this guy's way, because he looks like he could snap him in half like a twig*
smart man, Itsy. smart man.
Itsy: I know what we should do on our super awesome fun date!
Katie: ?
Itsy: OUR HOMEWORK!
they are <3 omg
nothing like Great Cousin Shelly dying in the middle of your date to really set the mood. they'll think twice about going out on a date ever again, mission accomplished. did Casey set you up for this? *is suspicious*
sharing a hug on the front porch, omg, i am dying from the cute overload.
Casey is probably lurking at one of the windows making sure Itsy keeps his hands to himself >.>
apparently Ian had an accident, and being the mean bee-otch that i am i forced him to go to school like that, for the lulz.
Itsy: Why is your door open?
Katie: Because dad is being hella weird.
Casey: *from downstairs* IS YOUR DOOR OPEN UP THERE!?
Katie: *sigh* See what I mean?
Itsy: *smolder*
*awkwardness*
*first smooch* <3 <3 <3
Brendan: Disgusting.
and things continued on in this fashion for the next few days:
Itsy: Is your dad gone?
Katie: I think so.
*omnomnomnom*
Katie: You're cute.
Itsy: No you're cute.
Katie: You're cuter.
Itsy: No you're cuter.
YOU'RE BOTH CUT OMGHGFAUFUGFYAIJLIJUURAGKHLAKHJKJKK
strike a pose.
Brendan: Whatever.
god your attitude is shitty, i love it.
Casey: Seriously, who farted?
that's all you, babe.
Itsy: PRESENTS!
Katie: AHMIGAHD.
Katie: For meeee? Srsly!?
Brendan: I threw up in my mouth a little.
Itsy: You know Mrs. D., you're kind of a MILF.
Ana: Oh, Itsy, you flirt! *gigglegiggle*
i see you Itsy, tryin' to schmooze Katelyn's mom you suave little bastard, because both of us know Casey wants to castrate you.
Itsy: So, like... want to make this official?
Katie: Okay. *gigglegiggle*
<3 <3 <3
Casey: *pauses amidst video game playage* Why did I just get the weirdest feeling of foreboding EVAR? It was like a cold blast of air raking savagely down my spine.
you in trouble boy.
Brendan: *so does not give a crap*
look at the scrawny ass, loooool
i have totally been ignoring poor Ian
~FOREVER ALONE
D':
so, the daycare kept glitching and the babies and parents would get stuck pissing themselves on the lot and i would have to reset them, so i just had her quit. now that the kids are in school and Ana doesn't have a thousand little babies running around these two can get in a little mid-morning woo-hoo... if only the Maid would GTFO.
Casey: Seriously, I am trying to hit this shit, do you mind?
Maid: Dat ass.
MEOW.
UNF, get it.
BOW CHICKA BOW WOW.
Katie: Must get in shape to compensate for lack of boobs that I inherited from my mother.
goddamn you are a hot bitch, i can't even.
*HUFF/PUFF*
seriously, these two make me so happy words can not describe.
Casey: Sweetheart, can you put some clothes on? When you're living in my house, you're a Taliban, okay? You keep your body a secret. Except you get to, you know, go to school and read books.
Katelyn: Daaaaaaaaad. DX
(Couples Retreat quotes FTW)
Ian's Birthday! i feel rather guilty that i have been completely ignoring the kid for Itsy and Katelyn >.> i will make it up to you in the next update bb!
the cute in this family is unending, is it possible for them to have ugly children? i am thinking not. look at that skinny chest and those little man boobs! d'awwww!
anyways, that's all for today <3 (Bren, Katie and Itsy are up for download)