*dies of laughter*

[downloadable08]

So, silver_drake, swimdude207, and I were shopping for things I needed for my senior project. A heated discussion began over whether or not sex needs a penis to be hot.

Drake: I have known plenty of lesbians who have had contact with penises and decided they didn't need them.

Doug: No, they just buy plastic ones!

Comments

[telisheep]

Hah, as a lesbian who has had "contact" with both kinds, my vote goes to plastic. You can get the size that best accommodates your vajay-jay and oral sex isn't gross anymore.

Thus speaks Lisbo, the lone lesbian o' Whitworth.

<3<3 :D

[downloadable08]

It's you! *rushes off to friend* I clearly mark what little slash I write, so you'll have plenty of warning... ;-)

[telisheep]

Thank you, darlin'!

[silver_drake]

I still stand by my original opinion! XD It's perfectly possible to have hot animal sex with no penii getting involved whatsoever!

[telisheep]

*pokepoke*
I need to add you!!

<3

PS
Why don't I ever see you?! Where are you planning on living next year?

[silver_drake]

Add away! ^_^

I'm not sure, at this point! I'm applying for a single room in the Village, cause they won't let me move into the guy's floor on Warren and GIRLS HAVE COOTIES!

Well. Not really. XD I just don't want to live in an entire dorm full of them again. Talk about awkward...

[telisheep]

yeah really ^_^ Don't be such a stranger, we miss you at meetings :)

The obvious question in the air.

[awn]

So, does your senior project need plastic penis?

OK, that was terrible and yet another installment in my line of bad jokes (tm). Tee hee. ;)

Re: The obvious question in the air.

[downloadable08]

No, although at one point I was considering a section that would have necessitated buying condoms...