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[dougs]

Meme from robling_t via nellorat:

Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

Not the first sentence on that page, but the sentence best placed for comic effect:

"What are you doing? he would scream, terrified and confused. "What in hell is this place? What the hell's going on?"

Anyone else want to have a go?

Comments

[ajr]

Genuinely the book right next to me, genuinely the first sentence on page 45. All I can say is, I hope it's wrong.

"Yes," she whispered. "The A-Team was my last hope."

[emmzzi]

sporfle

[emmzzi]

"Here we are," he said, "my friend Frank. He's a mole, and very good at drains"

So I assume it will be much like "confessions of an M15 plumber."

[redbrown]

The only sentence on page 45:
"3: Exploding Custard Factories"

[darth_tigger]

Sorting and tramping down freshly picked cotton south of Khartoum, two Sudanese women move deftly and gracefully.

[attimes_bracing]

Nearest book to me was a guide to The Laundry RPG: This includes practical applications of Turing's theorem and highly technical subjects such as phase conjugate grammars for extra - dimensional summoning, fractal dimensionality and so on.

Can anyone explain this to me? Do I need special clothing?

[maeve_the_red]

Special clothing, yes. Also, a Faraday cage.