I Has A Rat!

[doug_ramsey]

You Should Have a Purple Christmas Tree

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[doug_ramsey]

We don't actually have a purple tree.

Is it me or does this icon look like some poor person has just opened their door to find the three of us caroling?

[john_ispyro]

Well, if I were "gung-ho", that's exactly what I would say. Except that I am NOT about to be "gung-ho" about caroling.

Of course he is.

[john_ispyro]

Nettik might eat him if he's loose. And I think the stupid cat was choking on a pine needle earlier. We probably should have gone with a fake-tree-and-pine-scented-air-freshner.

You should come and find me and see for yourself just exactly how much gay apparel I'm wearing.

[doug_ramsey]

Well, I just need to get Nettik and Eddie to make friends. It's a language problem.

Do we have a vacuum?

Oh you tease.

[john_ispyro]

Uh, good luck at that. Don't hurt my cat if she eats your rat.

No, I'm not trying to be Dr. Seuss. It just sort of came out that way.

I think we'll have to get a vacuum next time we're in Smallville town.

Yes. Yes I am.

[doug_ramsey]

Oh, I won't let them eat each other.

[drake_bobby]

Get Eddie one of those Wodent Wheels for Christmas.

[doug_ramsey]

Oooh. Thanks for the suggestion, Bobby.

Do you have any pets? Guess not since you're always traveling.

[drake_bobby]

Don't mention it.

Allergy issues. Plus, yeah, I travel a lot these days. Can't afford to keep one. Not even a fish.

How did you get Eddie?

[doug_ramsey]

Maybe you could get one of those computerised pets.

I found him in my apartment. Hank and I think he was a lab rat who escaped. He's smart!

[siryn_song]

You Should Have a Blue Christmas Tree

[doug_ramsey]

Nettik can apparently choke on anything, including oxygen.

Oh - was it good? Maybe we'll rent it. Eddie needs a good role model.

[siryn_song]

Aww. Cats are so cute.

I really liked it. Except I don't think Remy is a good role model. Although there is the lesson about how rats shouldn't steal. Which is very important.

[john_ispyro]

Our cat is a dumbass.

[daughter_of_m]

You should come to my party!!!! I mean, the Institutes's party!!!!!! It's a CHRISTMAS party and....you aren't REALLY a villain, right?! So you can come! 'Cause anybody who is or was an X-Men OR a significant other OR family and is NOT currently a VILLAIN can come!! You are invited!!! Okay?!?!

[doug_ramsey]

Hey Wanda. No, I'm not a villain, but I guess people think Pyro is, and I don't really want to go to a party without him. Sorry.

[daughter_of_m]

[Locked]

If he promises not to blow anybody up he can come. That's what I told Rachel about Mystique. I will get him SPECIAL PERMISSION like ROGUE because he used to be an X-Men.

Okay?!?!

[doug_ramsey]

[locked]

Um, ok, I'll ask him about it.