.conquest of New Jersey.
[Miria has wandered off from Isaac today. She remembers having read somewhere that unicorns only like to talk to pretty girls. Since Isaac is not a pretty girl, Miria has decided to try and tackle this mission on her own in order to be come QUEEN OF THE UNICORNS. Then, once that's been accomplished, she can get them to start accepting Isaac and he can be the Unicorn King and together they will conquer New Jersey. Obviously this was the most brilliant plan.
The fatal flaw is that Miria approaches unicorns the way three-year-olds approach cats...]
HELLO, PRETTY UNICORN!!!
[Shouting and running apparently causes groups of unicorns to scatter in all directions. Miria has been at this for about three hours and she is just starting to realize she might be doing it wrong.]
The fatal flaw is that Miria approaches unicorns the way three-year-olds approach cats...]
HELLO, PRETTY UNICORN!!!
[Shouting and running apparently causes groups of unicorns to scatter in all directions. Miria has been at this for about three hours and she is just starting to realize she might be doing it wrong.]