with wasplisbeth

[doubleoohbaby]

By some stroke of luck, Bond had managed to succeed in that stake out job without much stumbling. By the time he'd been found out, it was too late for the group to back out and even after their amateur attempt at getting rid of him, James has easily got his evidence and got out of there. There wasn't any killing, which he supposes was a good thing

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[wasplisbeth]

She looks at him laying there and then watch him get up on to his feet. Not that she expected him to find a zipper on the bloody thing and have it opened like that, but she really wasn't expecting where he gets off to next. True, she thought of it herself, and really it's the most logical solution to the problem, it's just that, well, it's funny. She starts to do that shaking cough laugh that manages to come out of her when something strikes her as silly.

It's just that, well, she is reminded of those nature shows where the monkeys smash those nuts open on rocks in order to get to the fruit that is inside. We aren't so far from apes, at least James Bond isn't.

[doubleoohbaby]

"You can do your own sodding one." Because he thinks she's laughing at him and he was just trying to help. The laughing doesn't stop him from displaying his talent with smashing things at any rate, and while laying one rock down and keeping the bigger, pointier one in hand, he proceeds to smash the shit out the poor thing. It's getting past the fleshy green outer shell that requires the most effort and by the time he's got to the actual coconut within, it only takes one hefty strike to crack it open.

And he stays true to his word and keeps it for himself, tipping it towards him and slurping gratefully. Mmm, it sure is yummy, if only she had some.

[wasplisbeth]

She isn't really laughing at him, poor James Bond, he's got his precious little feelings hurt. Her coughing laugh trails off and she goes all stoned face to watch him as he beats the ever living shit out of the coconut. "Don't get cross, it just reminded me of a nature program." Licking her lips she sits back and looks up at him before leaning forward and reaching for his coconut.

[doubleoohbaby]

Slurp.

"Did the nature program involve begging?" Because that's what he's being reminded of right now as she leans for his drink. It's his now, and as the alpha male, he gets to eat and drink first.

[wasplisbeth]

Picking up his plate, cigarette unlit and between her lips she puts it with hers and sits back, stretching her leg out and then reaching for her lighter.

Looking up at him she lifts her eyebrows and then inhales against the flame. "Should I throw a party?"

[doubleoohbaby]

"Well, I can certainly think of one or two ways to celebrate..." No prizes for guessing the general direction of his thoughts.

After she's done with the lighting process, he's reaching out for it for himself because he's far too lazy to get his own and she's nice and close. Sharing is caring and whatever.

[wasplisbeth]

"It's good to know the process of how your brain works. When it works." She can pick up on his subtle hints, at least he wasn't obvious about it, which she appreciates. Leaning back against the bench she watches him light his own cigarette and rubs her fingers over her eyes.

"Where should we go to next?"

[doubleoohbaby]

A roll of his eyes at the 'when it works' line. He won't argue it but his brain totally works all the time. Most of the time. Sometimes... That is to say, it's functioning at full capacity when it's not thinking about sex, women, cars, guns beating people up and/or killing them. Sadly that's pretty much all he thinks about 24/7.

Once the cig is lit, he's handing the lighter back to her. "What do you fancy doing? Got more fishing gear, or some snorkels, or we could explore the island or sail out to another. Then there's the bed..."