"Who the hell do you think you are, telling me what I can and cannot do?! I'm a grown woman and who I choose to spend time with--and how I choose to 'get around him' is not of your goddamn business! The next time you try to make it your business, the resulting conversation will start with a punch to your oh-so-pretty face!"
"Are you asking me out? If you are, that's a weird way to ask me out. I mean, yeah, it might be fun but I swear, if it looks like you're about to burrow a spike into my head, we're done."
"I don't know who said what, but I don't need a sex shop, and I definitely don't need one as much as you're insinuating! And don't appreciate my supposed interest, that's just wrong."
"I'll have you know, random stranger, that I have seen a man eat vegetables that were on fire, and it was fucking hilarious. Of course, they were on fire because he was a complete failure at controlling his powers, but still. Point is, it was completely appropriate. Also you had the wrong number, mate."
Phone Day 2: Phone HarderfirstnameagentMay 17 2013, 11:57:50 UTC
Coulson didn't quite feel like exposing his existence to Banner yet, because of timelines and Avenging and stuff, so he used a solid Italian accent when he returned the call.
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Sorry, Bond.
"Who the hell do you think you are, telling me what I can and cannot do?! I'm a grown woman and who I choose to spend time with--and how I choose to 'get around him' is not of your goddamn business! The next time you try to make it your business, the resulting conversation will start with a punch to your oh-so-pretty face!"
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"Are you asking me out? If you are, that's a weird way to ask me out. I mean, yeah, it might be fun but I swear, if it looks like you're about to burrow a spike into my head, we're done."
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"I don't know who said what, but I don't need a sex shop, and I definitely don't need one as much as you're insinuating! And don't appreciate my supposed interest, that's just wrong."
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"I'll have you know, random stranger, that I have seen a man eat vegetables that were on fire, and it was fucking hilarious. Of course, they were on fire because he was a complete failure at controlling his powers, but still. Point is, it was completely appropriate. Also you had the wrong number, mate."
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"Do not question the rights of squirrels to pick their own representative ruler in the manner of their choosing, you poopy-head, you!"
Coulson made his own fun sometimes.
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