Mom and Dad this is Chasey, Chasey this is my mom and dad: now show 'em them titties.

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Drive-by posting. Job-hunting and room-painting and lack of wireless internet (dad's computer = so. sloow.) is leaving me too blah to do LJ stuff.

Job-hunting is a pain in the arse and v. demoralising. I'm sorely tempted to apply for a bar job (no experience necessary!) at Club La Salsa for the "erotic lap-dancing" lulz. I totally would, only I

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AHAHHAH OMG PLS DO. It will be something to tell our grandkids.

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Argh. Part of me wants to because OMGTHELULZ, but part of me is all "would you really, really get the job?!" I'm not skinny and cute looking or nicely groomed and would probably not appeal to the clientele, and the embarassment of the manager taking one look at me if I turn up for an interview and making polite excuses would be

That, and I WOULD HAVE TO TELL MY PARENTS. And my father has an excedingly low opinion of such establishments and would be all WTFAREYOUTHINKING and URGONNAGETRAPED (hours are 9pm-5am) And I get where he's coming from, because while the performers don't bother me, I imagine the clientele to be overwhelmingly rly rly drunk, obnoxious young men. :(

But I'm still tempted, because imagine if I got the job?! How hilarious would that be?!! Also, training and experience for our road-trip.

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*would be immense.

[sullen_hearts]

BLOODHOUND GANG REPRESENT!!!!!!!!

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They are so hilariously crude and wonderful. I need to buy an album. (Though technically lap-dancers =/= porn stars or prostitutes, but w/e.)

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I'm not black like Barry White no I am white like Frank Black is.

Should I upload some?

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Ummmmm. Yes plz!