How do girls do it?

[doubleaadogg]

I am on a semi stringent diet and the food channel is like porn now--seriously, I was transfixed by the sight of a woman grating cheese on lasagna. I don't know how people live like this! I wish I could be a fat ass, but it just isn't an option for me at this point in my life

Comments

[molofan]

Andy you should market a doll of yourself. You'd pull a string and it could say stuff like "the food channel is like porn now". I am dead serious here.

[doubleaadogg]

Find some Chinese kids to make them and I'll do the voice overs.