SEXCASUAL ROUNDROBIN GENERATION 1.1
The Roundrobin challenge was created by laridian and rules can be found right here: lalalala rules
This is Olivia SEXCASUAL. She's an inquisitive person. NO LIE.
She's also a baby obsessed family sim who wants pop out six of them. AND THEN GET THEM MARRIED.
...
LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR WHY DO YOU TORTURE YOUR ENVIRONMENT BAR.
Olivia: lol I like teenage boys.
When she's not thinking about her paper boy and smiling, she likes to critique art.
Olivia: BOOOOOOOOO BOO ON YOU DREAM CATCHER! YOU CONTRIBUTE NOTHING TO SOCIETY! GET A REAL JOB NONE OF THIS HIPPY SHIT!
Olivia: Oooooooooooh boy, that man makes my child bearing hips go in FULL SWING.
Olivia: HI WANNA MOVE INTO THIS TINY, BARELY HABITABLE SHACK I HAVE SO WE CAN HAVE LOTS OF KIDS IN A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME WHILE WE'RE ALWAYS IN SLEEP DEPRIVATION BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE WE LOVE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABIES?
Korey: :|
Olivia: OHHHHHH JEEEEEEZ I DIDN'T GET ANY TIPS I GUESS I HAVE TO EAT OUT OF THE TRASH NOW 8D
She's an optimist. That's why her name begins with an O. It's like optimist.
Olivia: I AM REALLY INTO ART AND CRITIQUING IT AND TELLING THEM TO GET JOBS.
Townie: SHUT UP.
Olivia: AND I REALLY LIKE BOOM BOXES YEAH MUSIC IS MY ONE TRUE HOBBY.
Townie: SHUT UP.
Oh yeah, well when you're mean to Olivia she VENTRILO FARTS YOU. What a grade a badass.
She seems REALLY happy with ventrilo farting someone. Too happy. :|
I THOUGHT I GAVE YOU A SURPLUS OF NICE POINTS WHAT IS WITH THE LAUGHING AT OTHER PEOPLE'S MISERY.
Apparently my game graces me with a very ~emo~ Unsavory Charlton.
Unsavory: Geeeeeez, why do I have to try and rob this chick? This is all I ever do. I don't even have any friends. The cops don't even care about me, they say they'll come but they never show up. :(
Unsavory: Hey do you want to know something that is NOT sinister or creepy or anything?
Olivia: I don't know, I'll have to think about this first. I'm INQUISITIVE. That was the word of the day at dictionary.com. :D
*2 seconds later*
Olivia: OKAY LEMME HEAR IT. 8D
Stupid.
Unsavory: *pseudo raep*
Olivia: O_O
Alcoholic: Man, that girl looks like she's in trouble, I should do something.
Alcoholic: *drinks moar*
Olivia: I think I lost my faith in humanity?
AND A FEW HOURS LATER SHE REALIZES SHE WAS ROBBED.
YOU AREN'T THE BRIGHTEST CRAYON IN THE BOX, HUH, OLIVIA?
(Yeah, I bet she uses RoseArt instead of Crayola crayons. NO ONE LIKES ROSEART LEAVE.)
Olivia: The RoseArt was ON SALE OKAY.>:|
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU USE ROSEART.
When you tell dream catchers they're a failure to society they will make you have bad dreamz :(
Oh yes, another ever-so-classy founder who eats from the trash.
...and also loves her some flour babies.
Olivia just moved here how the hell is there stuff in the trash I DON'T UNDERSTAND ARE YOU STEALING THE TRASH OF OTHER PEOPLE AND PUTTING IT INTO YOUR TRASH?
because that's just weird.
This is weirder, though. :/
Olivia: I AM GOING TO BE SUCH A GOOD MOTHER YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME WE CAN PLAY DRESS UP AND YOU'LL WEAR MY HIGH HEELS AND I WILL YELL AT YOU BUT I'D STILL LOVE YOU AND WE'LL BE SO CLOSE AND WHEN YOU GO TO COLLEGE YOU'LL CALL ME EVERYDAY.
FlourBaby: SOMEONE, TURN ME INTO CAKE D:
I think all of my founders have gotten this face done to them. It's just not nice AT ALL.
Olivia: I LOVE YOU *KISSKISSKISSKISS*
FlourBaby: WHY AM I NOT BREAD YET
No wonder Olivia's cuddling little flour-babies. She's not very popular with ~love~
WE WILL NOT RESORT TO THAT. EVER.
Olivia: why r my feet hot?
icu sneaky snake in hoody >(
OLIVIA NO ONE WANTS YOU RIGHT NOW YOUR FEET SMELL LIKE FLAMING SHIT.
So, I guess she decided to shower and then pursue the fireman.
He is not impressed.
I have never seen such a traumatized face before. What, does she have a really gross ass pimple?
Olivia: FUCK YOU I AM SICK OF THIS I WANT TO START A FAMILY.
Olivia: I. WANT. TO. START. A. FAMILY. ;______;
Yeah, well you HAD your chance, dickfacehead fireman.
~mutual hatred~ for what? I am not sure, they just get angry at the same time. ~It's love~
Olivia: HOWS ABOUT WE GO ON THAT COUCH THAT /FUCKER/ IS SITTING ON AND WE MAKE A BABY
Olivia: YOU MOTHERFUCKING STUDMUFFIN.
Olivia: I didn't get preeeeeeeeeegnannnnnnnnnt ;_;
Korey: This is awkward.
Olivia: You take fun out of my pain, I bet. :(
Korey: lol wat
GOD LEAVE HER ALONE YOU FREAK.
Apparently, Olivia has gone so batshit, she taken to getting herself some imaginary loverz.
Ivisi-flirting.
Making out with an invisible person is just really disturbing to watch, let me tell you.
Olivia: Don't the stars look SO NICE tonight? They are just beautiful.
...
Olivia: Yes, I do think that is the little dipper!
...
Olivia: These stars remind me of YOUR EYES too! I LOVE YOU.
She wrote a song to her ... non-existent lover. Crazy broad. :\
I was so incredibly freaked out by her random invisiperson sexcapades that I moved in Korey and made sure she'd NEVER DO THAT AGAIN.
and they get straight to business.
Korey: OH MAN I HATE MY WIFE SHE IS JUST /TOO/ /MUCH/
A family sim's worst nightmare: ~falling in love~
It still amuses me that sims can start fires with a MICROWAVE.
The firewoman doesn't know if she should save the family or not. I think dickfacehead fireman told her mean stories. :(
Olivia: NO NO NO MAGIC LAMPS DO NOT EXIST NO.
...I think he's trying to eat her.
Olivia: HAY BOY LET'S GIT IT OOOOOOOOOOON.
Korey: HOW /DARE/ YOU. Don't touch my butt again D:
...This is why I cry at night.
Korey: RRGHT I HATE MY WIFE.
Olivia: I'M SCARED OF SLOBS D:
Korey: O MAN I JUST HAD A NIGHTMARE THAT I WAS SLEEPING IN A COMFY BED WELL MY PREGNANT WIFE SLEEPS ON THE HARD, COLD CHEAP COUCH.
DID YOU CHANGE YOU OUTFIT NOW STOP THIS I HATE YOU.
Oh, great. One of THEM.
Olivia doesn't like actual pregnancy anymore, she wants to back to taking care of a bag of flour ok? :(
Korey: HAY BB LET'S DO IT NOW
Olivia: GET. OFF. OF. ME.
Holy crap, I think Olivia is a ninja or something. What.
Olivia: Next time, I GET THAT BED YOU UNDERSTAND?
Korey: *hides head in shame*
~baby tiemz finally~
A girl, named Jacqueline, brown hair, brown eyes and s3.
Infancy was boring and hectic and I didn't take many pictures so..
Olivia: Why nobody lieks me? :(
Jacqueline is pretty cute :D
Yeah, I feel about the same right now. Dang legacies.
This is Olivia SEXCASUAL. She's an inquisitive person. NO LIE.
She's also a baby obsessed family sim who wants pop out six of them. AND THEN GET THEM MARRIED.
...
LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR WHY DO YOU TORTURE YOUR ENVIRONMENT BAR.
Olivia: lol I like teenage boys.
When she's not thinking about her paper boy and smiling, she likes to critique art.
Olivia: BOOOOOOOOO BOO ON YOU DREAM CATCHER! YOU CONTRIBUTE NOTHING TO SOCIETY! GET A REAL JOB NONE OF THIS HIPPY SHIT!
Olivia: Oooooooooooh boy, that man makes my child bearing hips go in FULL SWING.
Olivia: HI WANNA MOVE INTO THIS TINY, BARELY HABITABLE SHACK I HAVE SO WE CAN HAVE LOTS OF KIDS IN A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME WHILE WE'RE ALWAYS IN SLEEP DEPRIVATION BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE WE LOVE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABIES?
Korey: :|
Olivia: OHHHHHH JEEEEEEZ I DIDN'T GET ANY TIPS I GUESS I HAVE TO EAT OUT OF THE TRASH NOW 8D
She's an optimist. That's why her name begins with an O. It's like optimist.
Olivia: I AM REALLY INTO ART AND CRITIQUING IT AND TELLING THEM TO GET JOBS.
Townie: SHUT UP.
Olivia: AND I REALLY LIKE BOOM BOXES YEAH MUSIC IS MY ONE TRUE HOBBY.
Townie: SHUT UP.
Oh yeah, well when you're mean to Olivia she VENTRILO FARTS YOU. What a grade a badass.
She seems REALLY happy with ventrilo farting someone. Too happy. :|
I THOUGHT I GAVE YOU A SURPLUS OF NICE POINTS WHAT IS WITH THE LAUGHING AT OTHER PEOPLE'S MISERY.
Apparently my game graces me with a very ~emo~ Unsavory Charlton.
Unsavory: Geeeeeez, why do I have to try and rob this chick? This is all I ever do. I don't even have any friends. The cops don't even care about me, they say they'll come but they never show up. :(
Unsavory: Hey do you want to know something that is NOT sinister or creepy or anything?
Olivia: I don't know, I'll have to think about this first. I'm INQUISITIVE. That was the word of the day at dictionary.com. :D
*2 seconds later*
Olivia: OKAY LEMME HEAR IT. 8D
Stupid.
Unsavory: *pseudo raep*
Olivia: O_O
Alcoholic: Man, that girl looks like she's in trouble, I should do something.
Alcoholic: *drinks moar*
Olivia: I think I lost my faith in humanity?
AND A FEW HOURS LATER SHE REALIZES SHE WAS ROBBED.
YOU AREN'T THE BRIGHTEST CRAYON IN THE BOX, HUH, OLIVIA?
(Yeah, I bet she uses RoseArt instead of Crayola crayons. NO ONE LIKES ROSEART LEAVE.)
Olivia: The RoseArt was ON SALE OKAY.>:|
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU USE ROSEART.
When you tell dream catchers they're a failure to society they will make you have bad dreamz :(
Oh yes, another ever-so-classy founder who eats from the trash.
...and also loves her some flour babies.
Olivia just moved here how the hell is there stuff in the trash I DON'T UNDERSTAND ARE YOU STEALING THE TRASH OF OTHER PEOPLE AND PUTTING IT INTO YOUR TRASH?
because that's just weird.
This is weirder, though. :/
Olivia: I AM GOING TO BE SUCH A GOOD MOTHER YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME WE CAN PLAY DRESS UP AND YOU'LL WEAR MY HIGH HEELS AND I WILL YELL AT YOU BUT I'D STILL LOVE YOU AND WE'LL BE SO CLOSE AND WHEN YOU GO TO COLLEGE YOU'LL CALL ME EVERYDAY.
FlourBaby: SOMEONE, TURN ME INTO CAKE D:
I think all of my founders have gotten this face done to them. It's just not nice AT ALL.
Olivia: I LOVE YOU *KISSKISSKISSKISS*
FlourBaby: WHY AM I NOT BREAD YET
No wonder Olivia's cuddling little flour-babies. She's not very popular with ~love~
WE WILL NOT RESORT TO THAT. EVER.
Olivia: why r my feet hot?
icu sneaky snake in hoody >(
OLIVIA NO ONE WANTS YOU RIGHT NOW YOUR FEET SMELL LIKE FLAMING SHIT.
So, I guess she decided to shower and then pursue the fireman.
He is not impressed.
I have never seen such a traumatized face before. What, does she have a really gross ass pimple?
Olivia: FUCK YOU I AM SICK OF THIS I WANT TO START A FAMILY.
Olivia: I. WANT. TO. START. A. FAMILY. ;______;
Yeah, well you HAD your chance, dickfacehead fireman.
~mutual hatred~ for what? I am not sure, they just get angry at the same time. ~It's love~
Olivia: HOWS ABOUT WE GO ON THAT COUCH THAT /FUCKER/ IS SITTING ON AND WE MAKE A BABY
Olivia: YOU MOTHERFUCKING STUDMUFFIN.
Olivia: I didn't get preeeeeeeeeegnannnnnnnnnt ;_;
Korey: This is awkward.
Olivia: You take fun out of my pain, I bet. :(
Korey: lol wat
GOD LEAVE HER ALONE YOU FREAK.
Apparently, Olivia has gone so batshit, she taken to getting herself some imaginary loverz.
Ivisi-flirting.
Making out with an invisible person is just really disturbing to watch, let me tell you.
Olivia: Don't the stars look SO NICE tonight? They are just beautiful.
...
Olivia: Yes, I do think that is the little dipper!
...
Olivia: These stars remind me of YOUR EYES too! I LOVE YOU.
She wrote a song to her ... non-existent lover. Crazy broad. :\
I was so incredibly freaked out by her random invisiperson sexcapades that I moved in Korey and made sure she'd NEVER DO THAT AGAIN.
and they get straight to business.
Korey: OH MAN I HATE MY WIFE SHE IS JUST /TOO/ /MUCH/
A family sim's worst nightmare: ~falling in love~
It still amuses me that sims can start fires with a MICROWAVE.
The firewoman doesn't know if she should save the family or not. I think dickfacehead fireman told her mean stories. :(
Olivia: NO NO NO MAGIC LAMPS DO NOT EXIST NO.
...I think he's trying to eat her.
Olivia: HAY BOY LET'S GIT IT OOOOOOOOOOON.
Korey: HOW /DARE/ YOU. Don't touch my butt again D:
...This is why I cry at night.
Korey: RRGHT I HATE MY WIFE.
Olivia: I'M SCARED OF SLOBS D:
Korey: O MAN I JUST HAD A NIGHTMARE THAT I WAS SLEEPING IN A COMFY BED WELL MY PREGNANT WIFE SLEEPS ON THE HARD, COLD CHEAP COUCH.
DID YOU CHANGE YOU OUTFIT NOW STOP THIS I HATE YOU.
Oh, great. One of THEM.
Olivia doesn't like actual pregnancy anymore, she wants to back to taking care of a bag of flour ok? :(
Korey: HAY BB LET'S DO IT NOW
Olivia: GET. OFF. OF. ME.
Holy crap, I think Olivia is a ninja or something. What.
Olivia: Next time, I GET THAT BED YOU UNDERSTAND?
Korey: *hides head in shame*
~baby tiemz finally~
A girl, named Jacqueline, brown hair, brown eyes and s3.
Infancy was boring and hectic and I didn't take many pictures so..
Olivia: Why nobody lieks me? :(
Jacqueline is pretty cute :D
Yeah, I feel about the same right now. Dang legacies.