boob's job

[freeimprov]

If Dr Bronner made lube instead of soap, this would be written on the bottles.

Comments

[twisted_times]

I rather think that this comment to the post itself rather sums up my feelings nicely...

[misslynx]

Yes, that comment was pure win, as was his earlier one coining the term "sprant" (for a cross between spam and rant).

I'm guessing the OP's preferred method of "getting out of the mind fuck" involves copious amounts of hallucinogens, taken until one suddenly realizes the TRUE INNER CONNECTIONS between polyamory, breast size, pharaohs and gorillas.

Oh yes, and bake sales. Watch out for the brownies...

[twisted_times]

*splorfles at the bake sales comment*

I suspect....

[dakiwiboid]

the author's been eating the special ergot recipe baked goods already.

[opalnipotent]

Hehe, Mobetter. That was my favourtie part. I am sick today. I will endevour to use the word Mo'better as often as possible. It will make my sick head giggle.

tl;dr

[cuddlycthulhu]

Didn't finish, was worried that the crazy might set in and start an infection.

[wordweaverlynn]

Well snarked.

But at least Dr. Bronner makes good soap. I'm afraid this guy would decide that lube is part of UNANTURAL mating RULEs and expecations!!!

I am hypnotized by the terrifying thought that he might actually attract someone with this post. I do not even want to know what kind of woman would go for this dude's instinctualist rant.

[twisted_times]

"I do not even want to know what kind of woman would go for this dude's instinctualist rant."

The kind that should be in an ajoining padded cell to his own one..?

[babasyzygy]

But just think about what kind of children they could have!

[rmjwell]

Stillborn?

[julisana]

I couldn't get past the first paragraph before my nose started feeling like it was going to bleed.

GAH!