It started as a silly lark This little game yclept "the snark" But now I think it's jumped the shark Just like... well, everything on Fark What once was light and full of spark A jaunt around the city park Has turned unfavorably dark With little wit and lots of bark When snarkers snark no worthy mark Instead snark snarkingly the snark.
*falls apart laughing, spewing bits of fruit smoothie all over the place, OH... MY... GOD....*
Which begs the question, has dot poly snark jumped the shark? Is it possible for a snark community to jump the shark, or is shark jumping the default beginning point for such a venue?
*head splodies*
(What have we done?!?!? The horror... the horror...)
LOL... Yes, I do believe that is the case. The snarks are an evil red skinned tribe of tiny people who look a lot like the smurfs, but are eeeeevil. They are often to be found causing trouble, mocking everything that the smurfs do mercilessly, laying traps for the hapless smurfs, etc.
Oh, and they all wear leather loincloths.... OK, I'll stop now. :)
They definitely have to wear pointed black hats. They are skilled in the art of sarcasm, but unfortunately their language is incomprehensible to us, as every verb and adjective is replaced with some variation of their word "snark." To them, this is a highly nuanced language... to us, it's gibberish. Really sarcastic gibberish.
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This little game yclept "the snark"
But now I think it's jumped the shark
Just like... well, everything on Fark
What once was light and full of spark
A jaunt around the city park
Has turned unfavorably dark
With little wit and lots of bark
When snarkers snark no worthy mark
Instead snark snarkingly the snark.
Thank you very much, try the veal.
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Which begs the question, has dot poly snark jumped the shark? Is it possible for a snark community to jump the shark, or is shark jumping the default beginning point for such a venue?
*head splodies*
(What have we done?!?!? The horror... the horror...)
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*REDO from start*
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Oh, and they all wear leather loincloths.... OK, I'll stop now. :)
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