Wow, polyamorists really are more evolved!

[00goddess]

I guess if I was more evolved too, I would be turned on by the archetypal hotness of a steaming spray of sperm hitting my cervix. (Also, I would be able to smell with my vagina!)

Instead, I'm almost tempted to swear off penises forever.

Comments

[ex_serenejo]

Oh, my god, I'm catching up just now, and THIS is the BEST line on ALL of polyamory, EVER:

Your semen fetish is tied to your case of baby rabies; it's certainly not on the level of campfire.

[00goddess]

Thank you, thank you very much :) I'm here all week!

[mistressmatisse]

I truly do admire your relentless logic and reasonableness. Especially in the face of such half-baked, fluffy-headed weirdness. Some ofher remarks are like something you'd see written in a Hallmark card if they made them for sperm fetishists.

[00goddess]

Aw, thanks. It's a curse sometimes, I tell ya. I keep forgetting that (in the immortal words of Poe) you can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being.

[redtheda]

like something you'd see written in a Hallmark card if they made them for sperm fetishists.

Heh.

[00goddess]

I think Matisse discovered a new niche.

[mogwar]

Good lord, I've seen her posts in mono_poly enough to know that her relationship is a trainwreck in waiting, and now she's trying to bring a baby into that nightmare?

[00goddess]

I KNOW!

These people should NOT breed. She is nuts.

Did you see the bit downthread where he thinks using condoms equals lack of trust and damages a relationship?

[mogwar]

What I do not understand is why someone as violently anti-poly as she is, who is admittedly miserable in her current relationship, thinks it is a good idea to come spout off advice in poly communities. It's really kind of disturbing.

[00goddess]

I know why, and I'll tell you: it's because she is stupid.

That's just the truth. She's an idiot.

[exodavinci]

Having observed mono_mama's posting style and opinions on the mono_poly group for two years, I just knew that you and she would have a whale of a good time with each other if she ever found her way over to polyamory. You've just barely scratched the surface!

Among other things, she is deeply convinced that all mono people experience love exactly the same way she does, and all poly people behave exactly the way her husband does, and no amount of telling her otherwise will ever convince her. I tell you, it's endless giggles and smack. Enjoy!

[taldragon]

yeah that annoys me (as a monogamous woman) - i keep wanting to slap her and tell her to stop generalising so damn much

[_spinsels]

Oh, wow. I read her post at mono_poly as well, and she seriously needs to get the h*ll out of that relationship as soon as possible. And what is she THINKING, trying to bring a child into this situation? This has the potential of getting very ugly... I'm sorry for her not-yet-conceived child, and I'm sorry for her too...

I loved your comments, 00goddess. Logic may be lost on her, but I'm certain that these posts will help others finally get what's going on in their lives. And, of course, there's just something so fulfilling about reading sensible comments after a ridiculous post, it's satisfying! :D

[00goddess]

Thanks :)