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tisiphone February 5 2006, 13:19:43 UTC
I think this one raided the relationship creepiness bucket early.

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polyfrog February 5 2006, 15:26:43 UTC
ITYM "No, you aren't just being greedy...."

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misslynx February 5 2006, 16:07:53 UTC
My favourite bit:

The one I got wasn't quite what I asked for.

Really? How dreadful! Take him back to the store and demand a full refund!

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palmer_kun February 5 2006, 17:39:58 UTC
All the partners I got aren't quite what I asked for.

They're so much better it makes me delerious.

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illicitbeauty February 5 2006, 21:31:06 UTC
I'm just wondering, did she fill out an application and they gave her the wrong model?

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elynne February 6 2006, 21:24:34 UTC
Laundry List Love: when you find Someone Special who meets every single one of your requirements, but also has some extra stuff that it turns out you're not really that into...

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palmer_kun February 5 2006, 20:39:59 UTC
I love how she's sooooooooooooooooooo dignified she won't have a fuckbuddy...

So she gets a fuckbuddy and calls her a girlfriend, and it's magically dignified.

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palmer_kun February 6 2006, 07:45:07 UTC
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That's exactly how all THREE of my girlfriends started out.

"Nothing serious, strictly casual."

And then that sneaky L word popped up.

For which I am eternally grateful

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blackthornglade February 6 2006, 19:03:33 UTC
If there's no sex involved, then what does it sound like?

Casual cybersex?

Mutual masturbation?

Masturbatory exhibitionism?

It's sort of like "Cheap, fast, good. Pick two."

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