More an exclamation than a snark, but still ...

[ladydreamtime]

I was raised to believe Poly to be "more then one, under the same roof working together for a future and family."

So unless my husband and I let everyone we've ever dated move in with us and I get my tubal reversed, we're not really poly and should get our self-delusional asses over to a swinger's club. I'll remember that.

Asshat. ASSHAT!

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[paperlibrarian]

Austin...poly=family...it'd probably be wrong to guess at who that could be. :)

-A-

[arianrhodstorm]

I am sooo glad I'm not on that list then.. I'd probably have splooted all over my keyboard reading that...

[hitchhiker]

For we will all dwell together where we dwell
All my SOs and their OSOs as well
There'll be no one melancholy
When we practice *proper* poly
And our children and their future will be swell

Yes we will all work together when we work
It's a path no self respecting tribe would shirk
It's no idle dream I've thought up
Just the way that I've been brought up
Anybody saying elsewise is a jerk

[ladydreamtime]

We're not worthy ... we're not worthy ...

[rhonan]

I believe even the good professor would groan at that.

[neversremedy]

*applauds* Bravo!

[liamstliam]

Asshat is such a great word.

[hitchhiker]

There's even an asshat emoticon: 3> (not to be confused with the ever-popular <3)

Asshat

[lollypox]

Is now my favorite word.

My favorite application of it is, "Gee, that person seems to be well versed in the art of Ass Haberdashery..."

[redbird]

More than one what? That definition sounds as though it includes the stereotypical het monogamous couple, or for that matter a woman living with her daughter and helping raise a couple of grandchildren.

[elynne]

More than one what?

Cat. Obviously. Now if we could only get the lazy things to get jobs...

[luighseach]

But they work! For a future and family! They're like... stay-at-home cats or something...

[luighseach]

That's what I thought... strange.