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Dec 31, 2006 22:12

Hey y'all. What's more fun than one dysfunctional rescuer? That's right. Two. This is a two-fer to say farewell to this past, crap-ass year.

"I got this dog two years ago outside of WalMart. Here recently, she killed a chicken. She's unspayed, has basic shots, and needs to go immediately please! But we don't want her to go to an ( Read more... )

darkhorseman, stupid pet owners, zoophilia, animal abuse, inconvenient pets, "rescue", callmesilver, backyard breeders, animalrescue

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saluqi January 1 2007, 04:31:05 UTC

The highlight for me in that first one is the suggestion one person made to tie a dead chicken around its neck for two days. That would be a particularly top idea in summer I'm sure.

silverblaidd January 1 2007, 04:32:34 UTC

P.S. Just tie a dead chicken to it's collar! PROBLEM SOLVED.

tenna January 1 2007, 04:35:10 UTC

P.S. The reason it works is obviously the dog will grow to hate the smell of CHICKEN. Dead CHICKEN. Because a bloody, dead, and dismembered chicken smells exactly the same as a healthy live one and all that!

Really. Try it.

silverblaidd January 1 2007, 04:38:04 UTC

And a dog would never want to eat a chicken! It's not at all like tying a convenient snack to the dog's head!

Geeze. This idea. IT'S BRILLIANT.

And also, DON'T BE SO JUDGMENTAL. I only bred this mutt dog that I picked up from Wal-Mart three times. GOD. Now I don't have a job and the dog HAS TO GO, K?

tenna January 1 2007, 04:42:51 UTC

Well three is obviously a highly acceptable number of litters for a two year old dog! I mean, all that crap about letting a dog mature and be health tested before breeding? Pssh! It's all rubbish! BREED BREED BREED.

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lizblackdog January 1 2007, 04:35:39 UTC

...someone in that post has a brain that doesn't fit their skull.

I don't think it was the Doberman though.

silverblaidd January 1 2007, 04:38:59 UTC

HEY. It's true! My aunt's cousin's brother's third nephew twice removed bred Dobermans and THEY KNOW ALL K? K.

slave2tehtink January 1 2007, 04:45:53 UTC

I'M STILL WAITING FOR BEOWULF TO TURN.

silverblaidd January 1 2007, 04:56:55 UTC

OBVIOUSLY HIS SKULL WILL COLLAPSE INTO HIS BRAIN AND HE WILL THEN BEGIN SYSTEMATICALLY KILLING YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY.

YOU SHOULD RUN NOW.

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roamingtigress January 1 2007, 04:46:39 UTC

Reminds me of the moron who went on about how Scotties turn on their owners because they all have a brain imbalance caused by the shape of their skulls. Funny, someone forgot to tell old Hamish that when he was five years old.

die_monster January 1 2007, 05:25:56 UTC

Ahahaha, you had me at "zoophile". Damn fine crazy thar, miss.