Snark Your Own Adventure!

[papilio_luna]

Any snarking I could provide here is utterly unnecessary. This is what the term 'Train Wreck' was made for.

Ack! I can't look! I can't look away!

Edited to add that the most tremendous amount of snark-worthiness seems to occur in the dogs subheading.

Comments

[cottonmanifesto]

omg, my eyes are bleeding now.

[evilcresyluna]

You, you didn't even need to know about the dogs subheading - what are bats related to? when can I bred my yorkie? my dog's head isn't growing, will it ever? WTF!!! My brain just melted.

[mcsassypants]

Argh! My brain! It's gone all melty!! I don't even know where to begin!

[mbif]

*sobs*

[persephoneflame]

I fed my dog pork... is it going to die? "zomg, yes! DOGS CAN'T EAT PEOPLE FOOD LIKE MEAT!!"