Comments | dot_pet_snark: Cats are people too!

juushika in dot_pet_snark

Cats are people too!

Jun 25, 2006 13:12

CATS ARE PEOPLE TOO! You can't cut off a person's balls without his permission, so you totally can't cut off a cat's balls without his permission. That's why I'm keeping two male cats locked outside on a balcony instead of having them neutered, bringing them back inside, and letting them be healthy, happy pets. I mean, they were spraying all over ( Read more... )

sdragon, naturalliving, speutering, my_only_skin

Comments 17

kinda_awkward June 26 2006, 03:00:53 UTC

'cause cats are OBVIOUSLY wild animals (hence the "domesticus" in the scientific name and all) and TOTALLY should be treated as such. Not selectively bred in most unnatural ways at all.

Also, they'll sue if you cut their balls off.

silverblaidd June 26 2006, 08:36:51 UTC

Speutering and declawing are the EXACT SAME THING.

We only fix animals for OUR convenience, not because it has any benefits whatsoever to the animal. None. Nope.

We're just selfish cocking pricks like that.

danasaur June 26 2006, 15:04:03 UTC

cutting off your cat's balls is JUST LIKE a lobotomy. Cause your cat's frontal lobes are located it it's balls. Seriously.

It's simply cruel to deny your cat the ability to develope testicular cancer and the distress he experiences when it smells a lady cat in heat that he can't get to. They howl to go out like that as a way of saying "Hooray! I still have my nuts! My owner respects me as a person!"
That's why they piss all over everything, too.

rhinecat June 26 2006, 21:25:26 UTC

Cause your cat's frontal lobes are located it it's balls.

I should have just said THAT rather than arguing about it!

papilio_luna June 26 2006, 15:37:49 UTC

GAH! And my cat likes being outside (because he clearly told me in English), and people are so nice where I live and there's no four-lane highway, so clearly my cat will always be perfectly safe and sound outside.

The stupid. It burns.

opal_pink June 26 2006, 23:19:52 UTC

Another fucking winner. Just look at her journal pictures. It's clear that she has the money to spend on the cats if she wanted too, but is too busying partying and buying illegal drugs (not just marajuania, either).

opal_pink June 26 2006, 23:24:05 UTC

That is to say, she could have one of thr cats neutered (albeit at a low-cost clinic) for the same cost of just one of the hits of X/ecstasy photographed in her journal. But then she would have to actually care about their quality of life or something. It might be a bit of a stretch.

rhinecat June 27 2006, 01:05:34 UTC

That's "natural living" for you. I wasn't aware that ecstasy grew on trees.

jennie_c_d June 27 2006, 03:52:54 UTC

What, you don't have an ecstacy tree?