Comments | dot_pagan_snark: Reiki Powers, activate!!!

kittysaysno in dot_pagan_snark

Reiki Powers, activate!!!

Jun 05, 2005 16:45

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Aww, fuzzy clothes blackstone June 5 2005, 21:06:10 UTC

Wow, she looks really familiar. I think I used to see her at raves.

(Seriously, though, my Mom went to a Reiki healer, and trust me, if my New England WASP mother will do it willingly, they can't all be that ummm, innnn tuuuuuuune.)

Re: Aww, fuzzy clothes lysana June 6 2005, 03:38:41 UTC

I know some people who've achieved their Level 3 Reiki attunements who'd pimp-slap her for being a fluffy twit.

Re: Aww, fuzzy clothes teal_cuttlefish June 6 2005, 22:31:41 UTC

Like me; all this time I thought that being a Reiki master was about moving energy. I'm a renegade anyway -- I don't think attunements or healings should be charged for.

And she looks so wise and loving standing in the middle of the road so extra light sources can be photoshopped in later!

atalantapendrag June 5 2005, 21:22:32 UTC

*jawdrop*

I'd love to snark, but I don't know where to start.

kittysaysno June 5 2005, 21:51:58 UTC

That's exactly what my problem was/is. :P

mercury_dragon June 5 2005, 22:06:19 UTC

Now, if it was me doing it, it would all be me having fun at the expense of suburban soccermom wannabes.

But it's not. If she's serious, I am now afraid.

othertruths June 5 2005, 22:29:14 UTC

Hey, wasn't Tachyon one of the materials used in Star Trek to engage tractor beams and sub-space emission pulses?

Wow...wow wow wow - that costume is horrible. You are definatly on to something with the anime comparisons. Now she just needs absurdedly long legs and really big eyes that spew tears like a hose when she gets upset.

jennybean42 June 6 2005, 00:40:27 UTC

I was going to say the same thing about tachyons!
And it says "keep out of reach of children"
hahah

greygirl June 5 2005, 22:33:26 UTC

OMG. She's selling "remote-long distance" treatments (meaning she'll think at you for $125), and she's charging for shipping? How...interesting.

misslynx June 5 2005, 23:52:05 UTC

Hey, don't you know that Ephemeral Express and United Psychic Service charge extra for shipping your thoughts internationally...

teal_cuttlefish June 6 2005, 22:35:24 UTC

To be painfully and annoyingly fair, she's charging the actual rates for shipping and that's only if you want her to send the documents instead of email them. If she emails, there's no shipping charge.

teal_cuttlefish June 6 2005, 22:36:52 UTC

(Yes, that means I read through the whole thing, trying to make sense of it. I couldn't, but I did see that she charges no shipping if she sends the docs electronically.)