More of an 'overheard', but still snarkworthy

[falcongirl]

While I was on the bus today, I got to watch two little gothlings discussing their foray into Satanism. Imagine, if you will, a skinny, spotty boy trying desperately to be Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, complete with "Z?" shirt, slicked and pointed dyed black hair, and a pallor that came from Hot Topic or his mother's makeup case. We'll call him

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[libwitch]

Oh god, please tell me that this didn't really happen, please? It sounds like something out of a bad comic strip. Maybe even Buffy meets Supernatural.

Actually, I am a bit lost as to what anyone would use nowadays as a reference tool for satanism that isn't snarkable....

[falcongirl]

Oh, it happened. I'm still giggling about it. It deserves to be a bad comic strip. Hm.

As for material.. I dunno, not being a satanist, but the necronomicon is pretty much on the "deserves to be mocked til it bleeds" list.

[jazz007]

Just for entertainment, the officiant at my best friend's wedding carried the Necronomicon instead of a Bible for use as a prop, since none of the participants cared what book it was.

The Groom's parents were very confused, and the officiant narrowly escaped having to explain the joke to them :P

[kd5mdk]

Not precisely. Specifically, the officiant intended to use the Necronomicon, but couldn't find it. So he used Cryptonomicon instead.

[ishara]

*snerk* Well I don't know about you, but I can see the problem with her rite from several thousand kilometers away.

I don't know about the Dark Lords, but I'm reliably informed that the Sumerian Mountains will indeed pay you a visit when you summon them...

...Provided you've done shrooms first. ;)

[falcongirl]

Oh come on! You know darn well you want off-the-rack gothwear!

.. and a brain injury that would allow you to read the Necro without killing yourself laughing..

[ishara]

It's true! You've discovered my deepest darkest desires...

[falcongirl]

Mine is an evil laugh!

[spiritof1976]

Oh bless!

Double bless!

Triple bless!

Next week, he tries (and again fails) to get into her pants by demonstrating his superiority at AD&D.

[batchfile]

BWAHAHAHAH!

[falcongirl]

There should be an instruction manual for little goths. "Want a pantykey? Try talking authors. Then try comics. If none of that works, you're SOL because the other person is an illit."

[ishara]

Damn those shonky dice, constantly destroying his chances at gettin' laid...

[hagazusa]

A Satanick gothling named Greg! Love it!

[falcongirl]

OZRYMANDIUS! A play on the King of Kings, yo! Totally original because he are having a 'r' in it!

[falcongirl]

Gods yes. Seriously - clown white over acne? If he thought he had trouble getting in people's pants before..

[bridge_o_sighs]

"Dark Lords Gone Wild"