A Sense of Humor
Title: A Sense of Humor
Author: fullmetal_cute
Fandom: X-Men
Table/Prompt: Table 3/48. Discover
Character/Pairing: Victor Borkowski/Nezhno Abidemi
Rating: PG
Word Count: 230
Summary: In which Victor learns that Nezhno just might have a sense of humor, and that it is not a very pleasant one, and in which there is some discussion about polite behavior.
Authors Notes/Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Nezhno put his fingers on his lips and watched Victor thoughtfully as the reptilian boy jerked back, green eyes widening in surprise as what had just happened filtered through his brain. “What the hell?”
“That was not unpleasant,” Nezhno noted, pulling his fingers from his lips.
“What the hell, Nezhno!” Victor repeated, grabbing his arm before he could walk away. Nezhno took Victor’s hand and peeled it off his arm with little trouble. “You can’t just - just randomly kiss a guy!”
“I thought you liked men.”
“That,” Victor insisted, “is not the point! You don’t go around and randomly kiss someone. It’s rude.”
“But not unpleasant?” Nezhno suggested.
“Again, we’re back to that not being the point,” Victor pointed out. “And that really is so not the point!”
“Then what is the point?”
Victor inhaled deeply and opened his mouth, but he came up short as he studied the expression on the other boy’s face. “You’re teasing me,” he accused.
“Perhaps just a little,” Nezhno admitted.
Author: fullmetal_cute
Fandom: X-Men
Table/Prompt: Table 3/48. Discover
Character/Pairing: Victor Borkowski/Nezhno Abidemi
Rating: PG
Word Count: 230
Summary: In which Victor learns that Nezhno just might have a sense of humor, and that it is not a very pleasant one, and in which there is some discussion about polite behavior.
Authors Notes/Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Nezhno put his fingers on his lips and watched Victor thoughtfully as the reptilian boy jerked back, green eyes widening in surprise as what had just happened filtered through his brain. “What the hell?”
“That was not unpleasant,” Nezhno noted, pulling his fingers from his lips.
“What the hell, Nezhno!” Victor repeated, grabbing his arm before he could walk away. Nezhno took Victor’s hand and peeled it off his arm with little trouble. “You can’t just - just randomly kiss a guy!”
“I thought you liked men.”
“That,” Victor insisted, “is not the point! You don’t go around and randomly kiss someone. It’s rude.”
“But not unpleasant?” Nezhno suggested.
“Again, we’re back to that not being the point,” Victor pointed out. “And that really is so not the point!”
“Then what is the point?”
Victor inhaled deeply and opened his mouth, but he came up short as he studied the expression on the other boy’s face. “You’re teasing me,” he accused.
“Perhaps just a little,” Nezhno admitted.