Ok, so the powers that be at Cal Poly decided to make it as hard as possible for me to correctly enroll in my courses. First of all, I have to take at least 12 units to be a full-time student. Also, I have to take at least 8 units of major or support courses. Finally, I can't enroll for more than 14 units during the first round of registration. ( Read more... )

If there is someone on your friends list you would like to take, strip naked, tie them to a bed post, lick them until they scream, then fuck them until both of you are senseless and unable to fuck anymore, then wait about five minutes and do it all over again, then post this exact sentence in YOUR journal.

Hawaii is so much awesome! As soon as I got to my uncle's house I hopped in the pool for 2 or 3 hours. Now i'm just hanging out till dinner. If anyone wants cool things from here, just let me know.

(pretend i posted this yesterday ( Read more... )

it is here:
http://www.myspace.com/ehecht

if anyone wants to know my summer plans, read my blog. oh, and don't look at my pictures unless you want serious mental scarring. The one that it shows by default is the only one with clothes, so...

Ok i leave tomorrow at 10 am for the plane to Boston. But that is not the change, just a side note ( Read more... )

So I had my driving test today and it totally sucked the balls. First off, I didn't pass. And if you dare make fun of me, I will rip off your head with my teeth and sodomize your entire family ( Read more... )

so my mom's been teaching me to drive, we go out for a few hours every day... well today we were driving back from halfmoon bay on Highway 1. So it was night time, a bit foggy, lots of hills and curves... I'm doing ok, until the car just dies. I mean, the lights are still going and the brakes work, but no acceleration or power steering ( Read more... )

so anyways, this is an entry i made on jan 1. this year... i seem to have made it a private entry but now i will share it with the world. as you can see, i'm not very good at keeping my resolutions ( Read more... )

word to yer mothers.

conundrum: i have a myspace, a livejournal and a xanga. i don't update any of them... should I post identically on all of them? should I just do one? two? help me out here, eh.