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hey y'all, i'm exhausted so i will just give you the short version ( Read more... )

3 days until my due date, after which point i become labelled "overdue". kind of like a library book. my midwife did an internal today (ack) and said i'm 80% effaced, dilated to 1cm, and the baby is at -1 station. so basically anytime today, tomorrow, or in the next two weeks she will decide it's time to be born and start sending my body chemical ( Read more... )

for anybody who's been wondering, "just how huge is monica's belly?" here's a pic from xmas eve, at 31 weeks:

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pregnancy dreams are the weirdest.

two nights ago, i dreamt that there was iridescent glitter coming out of my nipples along with breastmilk. i thought to myself, that's strange, i must have eaten something with a lot of glitter in it, and woke up giggling.

i got pulled over today ( Read more... )

sometimes, junk mail is cool. i received this interesting tidbit of a story from a Napoleon J. Mitten today in my email...below the penis-enlargement magic pill advertisement was this:

Dimitri Krupkin sat at the white wrought-iron table, his face pale-and it was his full face, as his chin beard had been removed-and refused to speak to anyone until ( Read more... )

i haven't updated in forever, and it seems getting out of the habit of writing makes it even harder to start up again ( Read more... )

argh. work sucking ogre balls.
baby kicking me repeatedly in the cervix.
broke.

but d and i did get to go to two halloween parties this weekend, and the event at Greenfield Village that we took k to on saturday night was awesome! not-too-spooky fun that all 3 of us enjoyed ( Read more... )

we had our big anatomy ultrasound yesterday, and everything is perfect. i couldn't believe the intricacy of this little human; everything is where it should be, and doing what it should be. heart beating, bladder filled with fluid which means the kidneys are working, stomach filled with fluid which means the baby is swallowing amniotic fluid just ( Read more... )