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[donttouchmyhole]

Heh, mom did send me a pie. Kick ass.............but this goddamn note she put on here threatening me if I don't get decent grades I coulda done without...Oi, girlie. Tha pie ya sent wasn't half bad, but my mom's tops yours

Comments

[sanctus_memoria]

Ah, so you did get it.

Good to hear it didn't kill you. First time I ever tried cooking something.

[Two in two days? It's a Christmas fucking miracle]

[donttouchmyhole]

You weren't trying ta kill me, were you?

[[ Hey hey hey! XD DX XD]]

[sanctus_memoria]

Do I honestly seem like someone who would kill you?

[Ho ho ho. Woops, may upset some Aussies there.]

[donttouchmyhole]

Can't ever tell in this place.

[[Nfufufufu~]]

[oral_fix]

Your pie had sex?

If you're cute and I'm cute than that means we're in the same boat!

[donttouchmyhole]

...no. But it tasted fucking delicious.

I don't wanna share a boat with you.

[oral_fix]

Like sex.

Yeah, so get the fuck out of my boat. I occupy Badass, cute, and fucking hawt.

[donttouchmyhole]

I don't think about what sex tastes like.

You can't be cute and 'fucking hawt' at the same time.

Grimmy da Bastard ^_^

[klutzy_angel45]

I am no child you bastard. If the cute little green people are bastards then you're one too. That's deductive reasoning. So when am I getting slang lessons? You promised!

........>/

[donttouchmyhole]

Goddamnit, I didn't promise you anything!

Re: ........>/

[klutzy_angel45]

Yes you diiiiid ^_^ You said you liked the meal I prepared so that means you owe meeee! *giggles* I don't understand your need to use so much profanity...but perhaps you're just trying to release some strong positive emotions. Smart.

[donttouchmyhole]

I didn't ask for it, and I sure as hell don't owe you lessons.

Positive emotions my ass!

[klutzy_angel45]

I wuv you my best buddy Billy Idol!!! ^_^

[donttouchmyhole]

............I'M NOT BILLY IDOL!

[klutzy_angel45]

Hmmm...well if you're not Billy Idol like Mattie says you are then I don't know....ooooo this is so confusing!

[donttouchmyhole]

I told you who I was. I sent ya ta Matt fer slang, not for damn nicknames.

[cynical_sword]

You do understand you look like a retard yelling at a fish bowl, right?

[donttouchmyhole]

Over his shoulder? *laughs* What's he do then? Spank you or fuck you? Probably both, the bastard.