~75th Dance~

[donttelldaddy]

It's been a lovely week, surprisingly! Ministry incompetence aside, things might be looking up. I had a wonderful date, and found plenty of things to keep me occupied. Did you know that there's a fight club right here in London? I just watched. Of course. That didn't make it any less fascinating, it was one of those no-rules sorts of arrangements

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[redwhiteandhero]

You had a date?

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[donttelldaddy]

I doubt it. You're being very rude. It isn't even serious in the slightest, can you relax?

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[redwhiteandhero]

I am relaxed!

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[donttelldaddy]

I don't think anyone's going to mistake me for a man.

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[redwhiteandhero]

Don't go out with him. He's a jerk. Just trust me.

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[donttelldaddy]

You don't get to decide that for me. Unless I'm dating you, which I am not, who I go out with isn't any of your business.

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[redwhiteandhero]

I'm just trying to save you some time.

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[donttelldaddy]

That's very sweet, but not necessary. It was one date. If there are more, I'll find out on my own.

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[redwhiteandhero]

Fine, be that way. Just don't bring him over here.

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[donttelldaddy]

Or what?

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[redwhiteandhero]

Or I said so. What is your problem?

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[donttelldaddy]

You're telling me what to do again. I can go somewhere else, I don't need to put up with you being rude at every opportunity.

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[redwhiteandhero]

I'm not telling you what to do, I'm telling you I don't want gay assholes at my place.

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[donttelldaddy]

You're aware that gay isn't contagious, are you not? So even if he were...

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[redwhiteandhero]

Duh. It's still my flat, I get to say who can't come.

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[donttelldaddy]

You've made me well aware, thank you.