It was so close

[dontdotricks]

You Are Probably Not Pregnant

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[canmakeufeel]

Well, thank god for that. I was so worried I'd gotten you pregnant with my immensely powerful sperm.

[canmakeufeel]

I think that healin' thing probably takes care of his cock just like the rest of him.

[dontdotricks]

The healing isn't psychological, I don't think. Otherwise he wouldn't be so effed up with nightmares. Cock failure can be physical or psychological. Listen to me, I sound like the Kilted One.

[canmakeufeel]

Pretty sure he doesn't need psychological help getting it up, Gorgeous. I think you just want him to. Yeah, but do you feel like the Kilted One?

[dontdotricks]

How do you know? And no, I think the bastard has a bigger cock than me. And his son is supposed to be unofficially destined to be with my goddaughter. I'm getting her a chastity belt.

[canmakeufeel]

Just doesn't strike me as the type. Really? Hm... I think you still feel incredibly good. Remy LeBeau getting his goddaughter a chastity belt? Perish the thought!

[dontdotricks]

Probably dosn't strike you as the type to do Chase's ex, either. She doesn't need to be tainted and kilts are dangerous.

[canmakeufeel]

He's doing Chase's ex? Does your friend know? Aww, that's really quite sweet. You're hot when you're protective.

[dontdotricks]

Rogue? Chase and Rogue found them mid-labour. I contemplated asking Lachlan to have his son castrated but figured I would end up sterilised myself.

[canmakeufeel]

They... well, fuck. There's a labour story for you. Probably. You know you've got several years before there's any kind of hanky panky. That's if their even interested in each other. Fate might be wrong.

[dontdotricks]

They're going to grow up together. Riley's only about ten weeks older than her. They'll be playing you show me yours before any of us know it. Next thing you know, she'll be asking me about sex and she won't believe me when I tell her Scottish dicks burn when you touch them.

[canmakeufeel]

You really so sure that's what you're going to be telling her? Somehow I can't see it. I can see you being the one to advise her. Just because she's your goddaughter doesn't mean she's you. You can always teach her not to be you.

[dontdotricks]

Isn't that her mother's job? I think I was getting myself off when they handed out the godfather manuals.

[canmakeufeel]

You're cruel, and determined to deny me, aren't you? You need to let me get you off, not yourself.

[dontdotricks]

My cock is spectacular. I can't keep my hand off it.

[canmakeufeel]

And I can't keep my mouth off it, but you haven't exactly been letting me near it.