Stargate Atlantis: Ways to Ruin Your Sex Life (John/Rodney) NC-17

Mar 02, 2008 19:43

Authors: tzi & zaganthiFic title: Ways to Ruin Your Sex Life ( Read more... )

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droolfangrrl March 3 2008, 02:11:37 UTC
Oh god, I'm like kind of afraid. The summary has the phrase "colostomy bags" and vomiting!!!!

COVER ME I'M GOING IN!

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tzi March 3 2008, 02:16:01 UTC
*sheepish* We figured it was best if everyone knew what was coming on the way in.

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droolfangrrl March 3 2008, 03:44:40 UTC
"The eviscerated rodneyanivalosa had certainly left no shred of doubt as to what Katie thought about all of this. "

er?

oh ok, nevermind

And well, considering what y'all are known for...

Oh yeah, actually taking antibiotics can lead to yeast infections... well they can for girls.

http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/0720.html

Ok, done with story. It was a good story.

WRIT MOAR PLEZ!

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tzi March 9 2008, 15:53:31 UTC
*grins* Yeah, the antibiotics.. Sadly? Firmly aware of the results of antibiotics ^_~

"Lemme get your stuff. Hey. At least if you've gotta take antibiotics, you're not gonna get a yeast infection." Totally inappropriate thing to say, but John remembered that one round of Keflex a couple of months after they were married. He had never, ever wanted to know anything about that situation, and he'd learned more than he wanted to think about, either.

John just figures that Rodney won't have that problem because he's a guy. I'm betting Nancy already filled him in on the details some years before, which likely traumatized the poor thing. Although actually, guys can get 'em, too. It's just not exactly your normal situation, and considering Rodney's state of health despite his accident, I don't think he's likely to develop any kind of problem. Although the mere possibility of penile yeast infections kind of give me the giggles. =D

We're glad it made you happy otherwise! =D

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bitter_crimson March 3 2008, 07:17:44 UTC
That was quite the enjoyable read. I mean, heh, the sex in the beginning was so hot, and then just went so very, very wrong, wronger than any bad sex ever. But it all worked out happily! And I liked how realistic you were with the reactions of others to Rodney's situation.

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tzi March 9 2008, 15:53:59 UTC
He. <3 Thank you. We're glad you had fun!

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sachenka April 2 2008, 02:26:02 UTC
wow. *blinks* this is different. in a good way. i've never- wow. *off to read again*

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tzi April 3 2008, 01:25:30 UTC
*^_^* Yey. I'm glad we made you interested ^_^

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