What the f***?

[dontask_pcandy]

A man wearing a leather jacket and big ears has just run off with my hat. My uniform hat, the second replacement I'll have to do paperwork for inside of a week dammit.  What is the matter with this town, is there a FlashMob competition on or something??
Why can't hat-thieves look like this instead???

Damn I need a regular sex-life with another person being involved...