It's a beautiful night outside. The sun is setting, the breeze is breezing, and the forest is ... doing forest things. Which, in the case of this forest, means creaking ominously and occasionally spewing forth fliers which bear the heading: COMMUNISM NOW! and tiny but proportionally perfect drawings of marmots
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Other people are out tonight. Shadowy figures wander the landscape. She's not surprised. It's a gorgeous night.
But she's glad she has her gun. Just in case. There are those creepy ass demon rabbits out here, after all. She'd be stupid to holster it.
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When she exits, her mood has not improved much. Elizabeth stalks down to the water's edge and takes a deep breath, exhaling sharply. Then, as if making the unwelcome decision to acknowledge any other presence but her own, she turns to Bela and gives a slight nod.
"Good evening."
Her proper tone is at odds with her unmistakable pirate garb.
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Her eyes slide over to glance at Elizabeth. Huh. A pirate? A female pirate? With her luck, she's just some socialite who's been stuck in a costume by a trick of the bar.
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"Precisely nothing," she admits, lifting her chin. "Politeness and accuracy rarely go hand in hand."
Her gaze flicks back to Bela.
"I've often thought most casual conversation would be greatly improved if they did."
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"You got that right. I'm not in the mood to hold back. I've had a shit day."
The other woman sounds a little more like a lady than a pirate, but there's something about her that's authentic.
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Yes, she's definitely for real. Even if she sounds like she'd be at home having tea in a London drawing room.
The phrasing prompts Elizabeth to arch an eyebrow, but it's the only reaction she allows.
"Mine has likewise been displeasing." Her eyes narrow slightly as she adds, very deliberately, "Absolute shit."
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"I could drown my sorrows inside, but I'd really rather blow something demonic into smithereens. I hear there are just such creatures out here. Rabbits?"
Which is so weird, but this is Milliways.
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Captain Turner dislikes the wait rats. It's probably mutual.
"Do you often find enjoyment in assaulting demonic," a wave of her hand, "entities?"
There's no disbelief or mockery in her voice. Elizabeth has seen enough not to question the idea.
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She huffs a sigh. "So if I'm stuck with demon bunnies, it's better than nothing."
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Elizabeth pulls a pistol from the sash at her waist and inspects the frizzen before lowering it, keeping her arm straight at her side.
"I myself have been plagued by heathen gods, a kraken and the undead, but have not yet come across a true demon."
Davy Jones should count, she feels, though he probably doesn't.
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She shakes her head.
"Fuck. Listen to me go on and on. I'm usually not- Like I said. Shit day."
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Except for Jack, of course. And that redhead.
Elizabeth nods once, in understanding. "Captain Elizabeth Turner," she offers at last, "of the Empress. I have my husband's still-beating heart locked safe in a chest." A sharp click echoes around them as she cocks her pistol. "Care for company blowing demonic bunnies to smithereens?"
Her teeth flash white in the darkness.
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How cool. A female pirate. She hasn't said so, but she's a captain and she has a chest. How could she not be?
"Still-beating heart in a chest, eh? Curse or spell or is he a new kind of undead I've never heard of?"
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"A curse of sorts. A charge. He's the captain of the Flying Dutchman," Elizabeth explains, scanning the shore nearer the tree line. "Unable to set foot on land for ten years. You might see the ship here, one day."
Said with a gesture at the Caribbean inlet.
"Rare, magical items of value? That's interesting."
She means it. She's also not going to explain further about the heart.
Tia Dalma's effects, however...
Elizabeth looks thoughtful.
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"That must put a crimp on, well, everything."
She hasn't heard of a curse like that, but she's heard of plenty of others.
"Yeah, it's interesting. And mostly illegal, but it keeps things exciting."
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Starting to walk, she glances at Bela.
"I'm a pirate," Elizabeth smirks. "I might be able to procure some such items, for a price."
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