[Tampering with the corpse]

[dont_go_west]

Sounds in the current vicinity of one West Rosen:

• Lapping of mild, lake-sized waves.
  
  
• Rustling of breeze through ominous trees.
  
  
• Buzzing of voices from local drinking establishment.
  
  
• Whatever the hell noises demon bunnies make.

Sounds not in the current vicinity of Mr. Rosen:

• Breathing.

If a tree falls in a forest and no one's there to hear it, who's going to chop it up for firewood?