It hurts my brain

[donnaimmaculata]

ithurtsmybrain issued that challenge that affected my brain badly indeed, and so I started writing an Emma Woodhouse/Eminem fic. I intended it to be a shortish ficlet and to post it straightaway, but it didn't quite work out. Now I'm stuck between giving it up entirely, leaving it short, or taking the story somewhere

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[swatkat24]

This is absolutely adorable. *g* You've got the Austen style down perfectly!

Does anyone know which phrases he uses, apart from "like"?

Hmm - fuck? Not very helpful. Sorry.

I vaguely remember an interview in MTV - he seemed to swear a lot. That's not very helpful either, is it?

Read some Eminem RPS.

Swatkat

[chazpure]

The Church was most likely to be his profession, as he occasionally mentioned a Doctor Dray, whom she assumed to be the vicar of his parish.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Oh, dear! :wiping eyes:

Sorry I can't be of any help, I can't stand Eminem, but this already has me howling. Good luck on your research!

[oakwonder]

Although the names fit with Emma, it might have more of a punch with Fanny Price.

[iibnf]

Emma Woodhouse/Emimem slash

There was a girl and I have no idea who she was, but she liked the idea of sex with chocolate, but it kept melting, so she tried eminems instead, as they are not supposed to melt quite so quickly. She hoped they would feel like a hand ful of Tiny Ben Wa balls, but sadly, they didn't feel like much of anything at all. Then she got thrush. The end.

[iibnf]

Hmm... I have a habit of doing that to people ;D