This little ficlet was inspired by a conversation I led with hippediva months ago. I finally got down to writing it. It's... weird, to say the least
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This bunny has been following me for months now, and I had to write the thing down. I bet Sands tears through pulp horror fiction of the cheapest kind, imagining he is a bad-ass vampire hunter or something of that kind *g*
I was actually thinking of a slashy prequel, what with Satan's agile fork tongue and Sands getting off on danger and sin! LOL
Ooh, both? Pwease? Pretty Please with a nekkid Sands on top? *snicker*
as it is, that plot bunny is gnawing melike hell.. since i imagine Sands would get on ttremendously with a guy who is a chain smoker, and after getting lung cancer sells his soul to three different lords of Hell... then dlits his wrists and forces them to heal him in order to not to have to start a war overhim :D
Heh! Who could resist a nekkid Sands on top? *makes mental note to write fic*
Yes, that does sound like Sands. He would give them demons a run for their money! They'd curse the day they even thought of making any deals with him. *g*
You know you've got to write it when the bunny strikes? It won't go away otherwise.
This is me, laughing my ass off. My ass is gone. In it's place is laughter.
You managed to capture to the ethereal insanity of this film quite well, and the Devil's presence only made things better... although I couldn't help but pity him. Even the Devil should know better than to outsmart Sands *g*.
Plus, the ending was fabulous, and very true, I'm sure.
Heh, I didn't know you're into OuaTiM! What a pleasant surprise :-)
It was all hippediva's fault. She made me come up with Satan/Sands in the first place, and it all went downhill from there. Poor Satan never stood a chance, what with Sands' devious mind and the twu luff between El and Sands standing in his way. But hey, he got to shag Sands at some point, so it's not all bad!
Actually, I slurred and fibbed my way through the ending, as canonically, El didn't go to confession before an upcoming bloodbath, but then again - he was dealing with much worse things here.
Re: Laughing SO hardkukkurkuratJanuary 12 2005, 08:22:30 UTC
Well. It was weird kind of funny but I am a weird gal anyway. So you made my day, as it seems. I LOVE the image of Sands dragging El away, too! very much so. They would be so over that scene later... Foreseeing a snark-fest coming. Thank you for writing this great blaspehmous thing! Kerttu
Re: Laughing SO harddonnaimmaculataJanuary 13 2005, 03:02:43 UTC
Heh! Good to know my brain's weird ideas can be used to entertain!
I re-watched the first meeting between El and Sands last night, and it's probably due to too reading much slash fiction, but I thought I discovered traces of amusement in El's eyes. He looked as though he was thinking, "What is this idiot going on about now? Nevermind, it's funny enough."
Thank you very much! I am very happy you liked it - especially since your "Sons of Mexico" is one of my favourite OuaTiM fics ever.
I was thinking of the other exchange, too, but I needed El to go to confession for plot's sake. After all, what sort of fic would it be if Sands couldn't outsmart the devil? *g*
I'm quite fond of the idea of Satan/Sands, too... An, ah, cooperation between them would have interesting results. And Sands likes the long, agile forked tongue!
Oh luv, I am SO sorry I missed this when you first posted! I'm just catching up on a lot of stuff I missed over the past couple of week (RL being a bitch) and this is a jewel. I adore the Satan/Sands exchanges---trust dear Sheldon to cheat the Devil himself and use El to do it! Brilliant work...absolutely brilliant! I'm nearly falling over needing sleep right now but I promise to give you the kind of fb you so deserve tomorrow when my wits are abot me. Please forgive me for missing it!
Heh! I'm glad you enjoyed this! Don't worry about missing it - I miss half of the stuff posted across my flist, and I don't comment nearly enough, either.
Dear Sheldon was enjoying his little fling with the devil. And El is rather intrigued by the whole affair... *plans slashy sequel*
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Oh my, this is just... wow. Just wow. Powerful iamagery and the end had me laughing outr loud....
I think you just spawned a crossover bunny in my head.... *snicker*
I wonder if Sands ever read Hellblazer+ I am suddenly realizing how much he and John Constantine have in common... *snicker*
*hugs*
As it is.... would a slashy sequel be too much to hope for? *snicker*
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This bunny has been following me for months now, and I had to write the thing down. I bet Sands tears through pulp horror fiction of the cheapest kind, imagining he is a bad-ass vampire hunter or something of that kind *g*
I was actually thinking of a slashy prequel, what with Satan's agile fork tongue and Sands getting off on danger and sin! LOL
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as it is, that plot bunny is gnawing melike hell.. since i imagine Sands would get on ttremendously with a guy who is a chain smoker, and after getting lung cancer sells his soul to three different lords of Hell... then dlits his wrists and forces them to heal him in order to not to have to start a war overhim :D
*hugs*
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Yes, that does sound like Sands. He would give them demons a run for their money! They'd curse the day they even thought of making any deals with him. *g*
You know you've got to write it when the bunny strikes? It won't go away otherwise.
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My ass is gone.
In it's place is laughter.
You managed to capture to the ethereal insanity of this film quite well, and the Devil's presence only made things better... although I couldn't help but pity him. Even the Devil should know better than to outsmart Sands *g*.
Plus, the ending was fabulous, and very true, I'm sure.
*loves you and OuaTiM*
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It was all hippediva's fault. She made me come up with Satan/Sands in the first place, and it all went downhill from there. Poor Satan never stood a chance, what with Sands' devious mind and the twu luff between El and Sands standing in his way. But hey, he got to shag Sands at some point, so it's not all bad!
Actually, I slurred and fibbed my way through the ending, as canonically, El didn't go to confession before an upcoming bloodbath, but then again - he was dealing with much worse things here.
*loves you right back*
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After all, the Psychos that Slay Together, Stay Together. *g*
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LOL! How true.
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I'm not sure Sands is wearing shorts in that scene; even he wouldn't go so far as to coordinate shorts with a cowboy hat... would he? *frowns at icon*
I quite like the image of Sands' dragging El away. He would bitch and mope about it, I'm sure. Both of them would.
Thanks a lot for commenting :-)
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I LOVE the image of Sands dragging El away, too! very much so. They would be so over that scene later... Foreseeing a snark-fest coming.
Thank you for writing this great blaspehmous thing!
Kerttu
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I re-watched the first meeting between El and Sands last night, and it's probably due to too reading much slash fiction, but I thought I discovered traces of amusement in El's eyes. He looked as though he was thinking, "What is this idiot going on about now? Nevermind, it's funny enough."
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>El Mariachi: I have to go to church.
>Carolina: What for?
>El Mariachi: Confess my sins. I'm a sinner
I also found myself thinking of this exchange (possibly not remembered verbatim):
Priest: Are you here to confess, my son?
El Mariachi: Where I'm going, father, I'd just have to come right back.
And I got a big kick out of your Sands/Satan slashiness!
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I was thinking of the other exchange, too, but I needed El to go to confession for plot's sake. After all, what sort of fic would it be if Sands couldn't outsmart the devil? *g*
I'm quite fond of the idea of Satan/Sands, too... An, ah, cooperation between them would have interesting results. And Sands likes the long, agile forked tongue!
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Dear Sheldon was enjoying his little fling with the devil. And El is rather intrigued by the whole affair... *plans slashy sequel*
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