I'm so turned on right now

[donnaimmaculata]

female love-juice which tasted like a raw egg

female love-juice which tasted like a raw egg

I'm reading Victorian Third Republic porn.

Here

Comments

[trobadora]

Whaaaa...?

[donnaimmaculata]

It is very special.

[pauraque]

Did they eat a lot of raw eggs in Victorian times?

[donnaimmaculata]

Oh, that reminds me, before the salmonella scare kicked off, raw egg had been considered incredibly healthy, and I bet the Victorians made their kids drink raw egg with their breakfast.

[midnitemaraud_r]

I've seen the same about semen.

...

Clearly we now know the answer to the age old question, Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

[donnaimmaculata]

Nothing should ever be compared to a raw egg in a sexy context, nothing.

I dunno why, but the phrase "choke the chicken" pops to mind...

[cutecoati]

Well, thank you for that particular mental image... ;-DD

[donnaimmaculata]

It's not the worst simile I've ever read by any stretch, but there's something about the raw egg image that is particularly squicky. Especially if the raw egg contains the tiny spot of chicken embryo that makes you want to vomit stat!

How about this as a mental image, eh?

[shezan]

That's not Victorian porn, that's Apollinaire! It's THIRD REPUBLIC PORN!!!

[donnaimmaculata]

Ooops! I didn't pay attention to the date, I was so engrossed in teh hawt pr0n!

[shezan]

Right date, wrong country!

[donnaimmaculata]

Published 1907, though.

So wrong on all counts with regard to "Victorian"!